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Penname: naruto_newbie [Contact]
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Member since: 17/07/06
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Here's what you need to know. I'm tired of writing, I dunno, I just am... I have a massive mental block when it comes to updating my older stuff, like a massive, massive block. I'm just really tired, tired of a lot of things. I'll keep writing stuff, but it's just tiring... Oh well... *sighs and rubs eyes*

List of things about me:
-Trigun favoirte anime
- Naruto 2nd favorite manga
- Death Note 1st favorite manga
- Like most colors except pink and yellow
- My bro got me into anime
- Music is like life and i just can't get enough of it.
- Classical music rocks, but 70's is better, and rock is the best!
- allergic to cats, dogs are my favoirte animal.
- I like acting stupid with my friends, and I act really stupid to the point of scaring off college students though that's when I'm tired or tired and hyper at the same time.

That's more than enough info about me.

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Stories by naruto_newbie [17]

Series by naruto_newbie [1]

Reviews by naruto_newbie [70]

Challenges by naruto_newbie [0]

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Stories by naruto_newbie

Title: Akatsuki by naruto_newbie
Rated: Liked

[Reviews - 10]

Summary: Naruto as a young kid, about six, life is horrible, and a mysterious man shows up and has a proposal for him. Things are tough for him, he's alone, and this man expects him to join his organization.

There's a bit of humor, and a bit of yaoi, but that's more insinuated. More to deal with Akatsuki (ch. 7 and on for a bit), Zabuza, and Haku (ch. 9 and for a few ch.) Also team seven in later ch. "some" randomness.

Category: Orphan
Characters:
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 28 | Completed: No | Word count: 65360 | Read count: 40681 [Report This]
Published: 17/07/06 | Updated: 02/09/07

Title: YondaimeXNaruto by naruto_newbie
Rated: PG Liked

[Reviews - 5]

Summary: RamenFox gave the challenge of YondaimeNaruto, and hopefully I've done a good job. It will be in multiple chapters, eventually there will be lemon and stuff...
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance
Characters: Naruto Uzumaki, Minato Namikaze (Yondaime Hokage)
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: ______ & Naruto???
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 3031 | Read count: 2697 [Report This]
Published: 12/07/07 | Updated: 12/07/07

Title: NarutoXShino by naruto_newbie
Rated: 15 Liked

[Reviews - 1]

Summary: Saku gave the challenge of NarutoShino to ___XNaruto Rules and hopefully I’ve done a good job, though it’s not complete, but it’s long for a one shot, I’ll try to finish it eventually here’s most of it though.
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance
Characters: Shino Aburame, Naruto Uzumaki
Genres: None
Warnings: Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: ______ & Naruto???
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 5217 | Read count: 1792 [Report This]
Published: 10/07/07 | Updated: 10/07/07

Title: ______XNaruto rules by naruto_newbie
Rated: U Liked

[Reviews - 13]

Summary: Is it possible to have Naruto be with every guy IN Naruto? Be the guy dead or not? You decide the senario, you choose Naruto's partner. This is a challenge for me, and I'll try my best, but here's the rules.
Category: Non-Naruto Fiction
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: ______ & Naruto???
Chapters: 2 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 454 | Read count: 2980 [Report This]
Published: 17/06/07 | Updated: 25/06/07

Title: Sasuke&Naruto by naruto_newbie
Rated: PG Liked

[Reviews - 4]

Summary: XxSasukeLoveX gave this as a challenge in response to ___XNaruto??? Hopefully it's good, so here we go agian
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto, Alternate Universe & Crossovers
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: ______ & Naruto???
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1531 | Read count: 2000 [Report This]
Published: 25/06/07 | Updated: 25/06/07

Title: KyuubiXNaruto by naruto_newbie
Rated: 15 Liked

[Reviews - 5]

Summary: Here it is, just for you KyuubiXNarutoRULES, and it doesn't take place at bar! Ya! oh there's some fluff at the end, sry...
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance
Characters: Naruto Uzumaki
Genres: None
Warnings: Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: ______ & Naruto???
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 3527 | Read count: 6698 [Report This]
Published: 22/06/07 | Updated: 22/06/07

Title: KankuroXNaruto by naruto_newbie
Rated: 15 Liked

[Reviews - 4]

Summary: A Vampires Butterfly gave this challenge for this series and I hope I did it right, 'here we go again' AU
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance
Characters: Naruto Uzumaki
Genres: None
Warnings: Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: ______ & Naruto???
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1190 | Read count: 2062 [Report This]
Published: 18/06/07 | Updated: 18/06/07

Title: TobiXNaruto by naruto_newbie
Rated: 15 Liked

[Reviews - 9]

Summary: Oni_chan gave me the challenge of TobiNaru and hopefully I've done a good job! Here you go... AU
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance
Characters: Tobi, Naruto Uzumaki
Genres: None
Warnings: Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: ______ & Naruto???
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1641 | Read count: 2017 [Report This]
Published: 17/06/07 | Updated: 17/06/07

Title: The "dark side" of the Uchiha family, okay well Sasuke's mother's side. by naruto_newbie
Rated: PG Liked

[Reviews - 10]

Summary: AU, Sasuke invites Naruto to come with him, his mother, and his brother on to his mother's family reunion. It's insane, and pretty random. Naruto get's to go on his first rollercoaster, and get's his first kiss! There's alwasy those insane crazy realitives that you never seem to see in the Uchiha family, well at least Sasuke and Itachi's mother's side makes up for it!

will chang warnings/rating later. also please if you don't like yoai, or if you don't like my fanfics don't read.
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Itachi and Naruto
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 | Completed: No | Word count: 14669 | Read count: 7166 [Report This]
Published: 25/08/06 | Updated: 17/06/07

Title: I want to have children. by naruto_newbie
Rated: 15 Liked

[Reviews - 6]

Summary: Okay, i just had this insane idea (Not sure if it's really insane), so i wrote it. Itachi wants children, but he wants to bare them...There are many complications that can occur through pregnacy so how is he going to fair...? who will be his partner (who's also in the Akatsuki), and how will he deal with an over emotional, and sentimental Itachi yeah...? obviously there will be MPreg, there's fluff, and vague lemons now, but don't expect much out of those, I don't know how to write them! Oh and if you haven't read through the Chunin exams their will be spoilers.
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 8 | Completed: No | Word count: 20360 | Read count: 11467 [Report This]
Published: 08/08/06 | Updated: 14/06/07

Title: (I was bored...)Ironic what strange thinks can happen. by naruto_newbie
Rated: 12/12A Liked

[Reviews - 13]

Summary: I was writting this because i was bored during the summer, but nows it's the school year, so...

summary: Naruto was taken by the Akatsuki, but was saved by a powerful someone, that Kyuubi knows. Naruto's friends become worried, and will travel uncharted water/land to find their favorite blonde. Naruto is given training, and is called Kyuubi's son, on more than a few incidents. What is going to happen?

warnings, there is some language.
Category: Orphan
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 | Completed: No | Word count: 8733 | Read count: 6173 [Report This]
Published: 04/08/06 | Updated: 14/06/07

Title: Journals of a Family by naruto_newbie
Rated: PG Liked

[Reviews - 7]

Summary: AU note this is AU!!!! Sakura and Naruto are siblings, Naruto became blind at the age of six, and both of them are orphans. The Uchiha family are planning to adopt them, so the two siblings are staying with the Uchiha's. The three Uchiha boys (Sai was adopted as well) are very attracted to there soon to be siblings. How will Sakura (an overprotective sister) deal wither her crush soon to be brohter, and how will she deal with her other older soon to be brohters from molesting poor little Naruto...!? read and find out...again AU!!!
Category: Het Romance > Top Six Pairs, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance, Het Romance > Top Six Pairs > Sasuke and Sakura, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Itachi and Naruto
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: No | Word count: 9383 | Read count: 3566 [Report This]
Published: 23/12/06 | Updated: 20/05/07

Title: Once upon a time was known as Kazama Arashi by naruto_newbie
Rated: Liked

[Reviews - 11]

Summary: I just decided to do this challenge 'cause it sounded fun so here's the summary... The fourth messed up on the sealing Jutsu, Naruto and him switched bodies...see how the fourth lives with this fatal mistake.

possible spoilers for chapter 142 in manga; though that's only one very small part, that's mostlikely overlooked.
Category: Orphan
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: Once Upon a Time I Was Known as Kazama Arashi
Challenge: Once Upon a Time I Was Known as Kazama Arashi
Series: None
Chapters: 8 | Completed: No | Word count: 15814 | Read count: 9404 [Report This]
Published: 02/08/06 | Updated: 04/05/07

Title: Bachelors and Bachelorets by naruto_newbie
Rated: Liked

[Reviews - 2]

Summary: Three anime/manga guys and girls, who do you choose? 1, 2, or 3 + who are they?

Charachters: pretty much the whole naruto cast, and characters from other animes/mangas. some spoilers, but not many; i'll try to refrain from using spoilers as much as possible. these spoilers may be from other animes/mangas.
Category: Orphan
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 | Completed: No | Word count: 10452 | Read count: 5565 [Report This]
Published: 26/11/06 | Updated: 24/03/07

Title: Fox Tricks by naruto_newbie
Rated: U Liked

[Reviews - 3]

Summary: Have you ever heard of fox tricks?

"They're my favorite stories, and it's a hobby of mine to hear or read all I can of them. Foxes trick anyone and every one, and if you're clever enough they could...reward you. They trick all," the boys eyes were shining, 'It's so fun to fool them all...'

Okya, new story, don't worry haven't forgotten the others, just need to think on them. It's AUish, and i hope you decide to read it!^ ^ P.S. got some inpiration for this AUish Naruto's character from a book that i find really good. also got inspiration from other stuff too, so yeah.

please read, if you want to give CC is nice, or just dising what wrirte.
Category: General Fiction
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 | Completed: No | Word count: 11131 | Read count: 9250 [Report This]
Published: 29/09/06 | Updated: 14/01/07

Title: All your fault Kyuubi! by naruto_newbie
Rated: [Reviews - 0]

Summary: The night after someones carzy B. Day party Naruto takes vacation. Why...? Well it's all becuase of Kyuubi! He had to interfer in Naruto's life that night, and now the poor blonde has a giant responsiblitiy to take care of, and who was Kyuubi's acomplice well when you find out don't kill me! There's some hummorous converstations (i hope) and some really crazy stuff, not really.

Rated for concepts in it, and there's not a lot of yaoi... may change warnings, or other stuff.
Category:
Characters:
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 10 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 18637 | Read count: 11308 [Report This]
Published: 27/07/06 | Updated: 18/10/06

Title: Sunshine go away today. by naruto_newbie
Rated: Liked

[Reviews - 1]

Summary: okay this is my own messed up way of looking at the Uchiha family, and Itachi's reason for the Uchiha Massacre. yeah i don't do songfic. but what the heck, I just recently understood the meaning to the song and started seeing it in a new darker light. *rubs back of head* it's a 70's song, and it's short, really short song...
Category: Orphan
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 765 | Read count: 906 [Report This]
Published: 15/10/06 | Updated: 15/10/06

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