“What do you think of kids…?”
“That was very out of the blue…you usually don’t ask those kinds of questions Itachi-san…”
“I don’t know…”
“Wait did I just hear Uchiha-san say he didn’t know some thing hm…?”
“I believe I heard that too, Deidara-san…So what was the conversation Kisame-san…?”
“Oh just that he wanted to know what I thought of kids, that’s all Kakuzu-san…”
“Now why would Uchiha-san say that…hm…?”
“You three do realize I’m in the room still…?”
“Of course we realize that, how could any of us not feel the frigidness that radiates of you, Uchiha-san, yeah,” the Uchiha just blinked once then twice.
“I’m frigid…?”
“Yeah…though you make decent money…”
“That’s all you think about; anyways…Itachi-san what was this about kids…?”
“Yes tell us…hm.”
“What do all of you think of kids…?”
“That’s an odd question, and very random yeah…you must have a reason behind asking that yeah…you don’t just say random questions yeah…something’s bothering you…hm,” it was a statement not a question. Though before the Uchiha could retort to his co-workers statement; which was completely correct; Kakuzu had to say his piece.
“You knocked up some whore, and I bet a sadist like you probably bought a virgin…What…what’s that blank look supposed to mean…?”
“Itachi-san…” a smile started to creep on the fish like man’s face, “Are you…” there was a faint color on the Uchiha’s cheeks, “You are…you’re a…” the fish like man started to laugh, small tears started to drift down his cheeks, ‘I almost expected that, but it still surprises me…’
“Kisame-san, you shouldn’t be laughing at Uchiha-san yeah…wait why’s he laughing hm…”
“Deidara-san, you baka!” the greedy man walked over to the blonde artist and whispered in his ear. The blonde started to smile. “It’s alright, you are only eighteen, and you were what thirteen when you left you’re village yeah…” the blonde walked over to the Uchiha and put his hand on his shoulder, “and we understand…” the blonde paused when he saw that Kakuzu was now laughing and Kisame was still laughing. “Correction, I understand yeah…”
“Sometimes I despise living here…” the Uchiha sighed, “will any of you answer my question…?”
“I find them troublesome, loud, but they have their moments were they just make such a beautiful work of art yeah…They don’t stay young too long so, kids exist at the moment yeah…”
“An artist through and through, too bad nothing you make sells…”
“You greedy…”
“Kakuzu-san you get to answer…” the Uchiha tried to stop any fight from breaking loose.
“Fine, you little virgin…”
“I loathe living here, and I loathe this vacation…”
“Don’t mistake it for love…which you haven’t had yet…”
“At least if I wanted a sweaty screaming orgasm, I wouldn’t have to use my right hand, unlike you…”
“Oh so you’re a lefty, or ambidextrous…”
“I still have many fangirls…” Kakuzu scowled, the Uchiha did have many fangirls that would die to sleep with him…though some just wanted him to bang his brother, or the Kyuubi vessel (A/N: hehe, I’m sort of having fun if you couldn’t tell!).
“Fine, their annoying they’re good for labor and getting money from…easy to manipulate,”
“Greedy son of a b…”
“I find kids an utter waste of time, now explain Itachi-san!”
“Don’t…” all three of the men leaned into hear what the young man had to say.
“Don’t what?”
“If I tell you, you must understand or I’ll send you through hell!” the Uchiha’s eyes flashed red in a preview of what would happen should they offended him.
“Fine, you over sensitive, sentimental, virgin!” the blonde glared at Kakuzu who just shook his head.
“I want children…”
“That’s all…god I thought it would be worse…”
“Kisame-san you’re always so impatient…I know you’re all thinking I should just by some whore, but…”
“You want your first time, and your heir to be with someone you love…?” Kakuzu was mocking the Uchiha, and the Uchiha merely sighed.
“No, I want them to be with me…”
“Okay, so you’ll just take the child away from the whore who bore it…”
“NO! I…I want to…I want to bare it…” the Uchiha looked down knowing that there were odd looks directed at him.
“Wait you’re a guy! Guys can’t have children, you know that right…besides why do you want a kid they take too much money…”
“You copied the Jutsu that the nine-tails used, what was that, Sexy Jutsu…?” the Uchiha nodded.
“What would some Jutsu have to do with child bearing for men hm…?”
“It changes the sex organs…so I’d have a uterus instead of other…”
“Oh…hm…so does that mean you’re attracted to guys…?” the Uchiha looked down again, a small barely there tint of color was on his cheeks… “You are, oh my…hm…yeah. So you’re telling us this because you probably want one of us to be the father…?” the Uchiha hesitated, which was never a good sign though nodded.
“I spend enough time with you as is, a pregnant you would be hell!” the fish like man just got up and left.
“Sharingan kiddies… that means that we could make a lot of profit…”
“Fine I’ll…I’ll help you…” the Uchiha heir took no time to argue and grabbed the blonde artist’s hand and ran out of the room leaving a confused Kakuzu.
Once the two were in a different empty room, Uchiha rounded on the other. “You’re serious, you will…?”
“Hey, it’s me or the child slave driver, who would be very cruel to be your first time…hm” the Uchiha nodded…
“Than…Than…Thank…”
“All of us are far too proud to say those words…don’t worry, so are you really serious about this…I mean, you know you’ll have mood swings, morning sickness that could last the whole day, probably surgery on your hips to make them wider, signs of weakness, and a whole lot of other crap yeah…?” the Uchiha sighed, swallowed, then nodded. “Good, but you also no all the problems that can occur during pregnancy, and the conceiving yeah, and you realize that there is a chance that you’ll miscarriage or that they egg won’t reach the womb; which causes the…”
“I know, and there’s a slight chance I’ll even get pregnant, or that the babies will be carried to full term. I know…that they could get Downs Syndrome, and I know that the babies has a good chance of having some abnormality, or that they will contract something later on in their lives, I know, but I still want children,”
“And if you can’t carry it…hm?”
“I don’t know…The Sharingan is stronger in the offspring if the mother is the one who had it…that’s one of the reasons why I want to have the babies…”
“Wait you’ve been saying the plurals, you want more than one child yeah!?”
“Yes…”
“So probably more than one full term pregnancy yeah…?”
“Yes,” the Uchiha looked down.
“I suppose since we have vacation this is the most opportune time yeah…” the blonde took the Uchiha’s hand and lead him to his room.
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