Summary: 10th Anniversary Edition! Now with 13% more typos! Bored in study hall, they started their own religion, and this one was commissioned to write its sacred text, in exchange for becoming their First Apostle. And so it came to pass, the most demented religious book ever written, an epic tale about nothing. (This book containeth more than thy USDA Recommended Daily Allowance of Irony, Unrefined Satire, and Vitamin X, and may cause random side-effects for those who take themselves, or their religion, too seriously.)
Category: Non-Naruto Fiction, Non-Naruto Fiction > Original stories, Non-Naruto Fiction > Poems
Characters: OC
Genres: Action/Adventure, Fantasy, Humor, Parody, Poetry, Sci-Fi, Supernatural
Warnings: Death, Sexual Themes
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 129 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 101461 | Read count: 282651 [Report This]
Published: 07/08/13 | Updated: 16/04/14

Summary: Naruto and Hinata are getting MARRIED! But things are happening faster than expected...
Category: Het Romance > Angst, Het Romance > Warned
Characters: Naruto Uzumaki
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Sexual Themes
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: No | Word count: 516 | Read count: 2444 [Report This]
Published: 06/02/14 | Updated: 14/02/14

Summary: Naruto Uzumaki, Sasuke Uchiha, and Kumori Naito are three very different people. But they all share one similarity. They are all orphans. But what if they were all placed together at a young age. Could these three, whom al have known true loneliness, become friends and comrades. Slightly smarter, and stronger Naruto, good Sasuke, and OC's.
Category: OC-centric, Alternate Universe & Crossovers > Minor AU
Characters: Naruto Uzumaki
Genres: Action/Adventure
Warnings: AU
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 | Completed: No | Word count: 30216 | Read count: 8508 [Report This]
Published: 08/12/13 | Updated: 06/02/14

Summary: Caty Taiiji is your normal chunnin of the Hidden Leaf Village- just enjoying life and kicking butt. But new and old enemies arise! What happens with Orochimaru and the Akatsuki attack? Again? Will Naruto be able to save Konoha? Again? And who is this guy that has caught our poor Caty's eye? I don't know either because I have not decided what the pairings will be! So I'm open to suggestions! There's only two OCs in this story, and that is Caty and her brother who appears only a little in this story.
Category: Het Romance > Fluff, General Fiction > Naruto Shippuuden
Characters: All
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 1730 | Read count: 1397 [Report This]
Published: 30/01/14 | Updated: 30/01/14

Summary: Nano users are rare, a female Nano user even rarer, so when one is born an arranged marriage is set for the future heir of the Aburame clan, Shino. So when Shizu gets the news her marriage will be soon she wants to see her future husband.
Category: Het Romance > Fluff, OC-centric
Characters: Clan Aburame, Hinata Hyuuga, Kiba Inuzuka, Kurenai Yuuhi, Shino Aburame
Genres: Romance
Warnings: OOC
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 8 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 12044 | Read count: 10150 [Report This]
Published: 01/10/13 | Updated: 20/01/14

Summary: What would the world be like if Naruto was adopted by the Sannin? What would life be like if the blond hero was taught, raised, and loved by all three legendary shinobi? Whose lives would be better and whose lives would be different?
Category: Alternate Universe & Crossovers > Minor AU
Characters: Anko Mitarashi, Iruka Umino, Jiraiya, Naruto Uzumaki, Orochimaru, Shizune, Tsunade
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Romance
Warnings: AU
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 8 | Completed: No | Word count: 28036 | Read count: 7996 [Report This]
Published: 18/10/13 | Updated: 16/12/13

Summary: Wherein a passenger ship becomes a cruise ship becomes a cargo ship becomes a pirate ship becomes a prison ship…
Category: Non-Naruto Fiction > Original stories, Non-Naruto Fiction
Characters: OC
Genres: Action/Adventure, Fantasy, General, Sci-Fi
Warnings: Death
Challenge: None
Series: Tradewinds
Chapters: 18 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 26506 | Read count: 20126 [Report This]
Published: 19/09/13 | Updated: 23/10/13

Summary: (summary will be updated)
mainpairing: KibaSaku LEMON later :3
Category: Alternate Universe & Crossovers > High School Fics, Het Romance > Angst, Alternate Universe & Crossovers > Other
Characters: Sakura Haruno
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Sexual Themes
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 333 | Read count: 1362 [Report This]
Published: 30/09/13 | Updated: 30/09/13

Summary: Being psychic is sometime more a curse than a gift.
Category: OC-centric
Characters: OC
Genres: Drama
Warnings: AU
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 | Completed: No | Word count: 15241 | Read count: 5067 [Report This]
Published: 01/08/13 | Updated: 17/09/13

Summary: Ever wonder what the Naruto characters do behind the scenes? I think most everyone does. Here's a collection of little short scenes involving Naruto, Sasuke, Gaara and the sand sibs, Kakashi, the Uchiha brothers, Shikamaru, and the Akatsuki members as well as a few of my personal favorites that happened to pop through my head. Rated 15 only for a few little scenes that are a little suggestive. Enjoy. :)
Category: MadFic > Other
Characters: Akatsuki, All, Ayame, Gaara, Hidden Leaf Ninja, Itachi Uchiha, Kakashi Hatake, Naruto Uzumaki, Sasuke Uchiha, Shikamaru Nara, Suigetsu Hoozuki, Team Asuma
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Sexual Themes
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: No | Word count: 2154 | Read count: 2667 [Report This]
Published: 28/08/13 | Updated: 16/09/13

Summary: As Naruto moves away from Konoha because of a Zetzu infestation, he is forced to pair up with another Jinjuuriki other than Bee this time and reside where she lives until the matter lightens up. As time goes by the situation tends to worsen and Naruto and his new partner are forced to deal with it along with the other 5 revived Jinjuurikis and Bee of course. The journey there isn't as easy to get there either.
Category: Het Romance > Angst, Het Romance > Warned
Characters: All
Genres: Action/Adventure, Dark, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Dark, Sexual Themes
Challenge: None
Series: Fuu's Love- Naruto's Journey
Chapters: 2 | Completed: No | Word count: 4221 | Read count: 12666 [Report This]
Published: 30/08/13 | Updated: 03/09/13

Summary: The Song "Philadelphia" Is Performed By Parachute.

Pg 15 For Suggestive Language
Category: Het Romance > Top Six Pairs > Naruto and Sakura
Characters: Naruto Uzumaki, Pair NaruSaku, Pair SasuSaku, Sakura Haruno, Sasuke Uchiha
Genres: Action/Adventure, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: More (Legendary) Song-Fics
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 1590 | Read count: 1513 [Report This]
Published: 31/08/13 | Updated: 31/08/13

Summary: A day at work goes sideways, right along with reality as they knew it. Waking dream, delusions of divinity, or reality derailed?
Category: Non-Naruto Fiction, Non-Naruto Fiction > Original stories
Characters: OC
Genres: Fantasy, General, Humor, Supernatural
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1079 | Read count: 2307 [Report This]
Published: 19/07/13 | Updated: 07/08/13