+ He's hot, sexy, gorgeous, amazing, and *gushes*
- You can forget about happy family reunions :(
+ He is so strong and will always protect you him. You'll get lost on his eyes....
- ....And never come out.
+ He has muscles... :}
- And the hair off a cockatoo's butt, too
+ Free pet snakes
- Fan mail :[
+ Get to see your man beat the crap out of everyone to protect you
- Karin will never stop stalking the two of you.
+Who cares about Karin, you'll get to tease her and set her up with Suigetsu
- Kabuto coming for 'revenge on the avenger' will be annoying
+ He wants to restore his clan right? And that means a certain thing will have to happen.. a whole lot ;)
- That means you will have to watch a lot of babies, who will probably be at least a little angsty
+ He's a great kisser. After training in the sound village under Orochimaru he's become an effective kisser using his tongue. :P
- You might even get an occasional visit from the Sennin himself when he pops out of your husband's mouth!
+ So you can all kiss together! Kabuto can join. :]
- If he expresses any emotion its hate or suffering. Your new husband might have more PMS than you do.
+ Don't have to prepare a lot of fancy foods
- Fan girls hate you
+ He chose you out of all of them. They're just jealous ;P
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Story notes: If anyone has any others they can think of, message them to me in a review and I'll add them with credit to you, of course. :)
Chapter notes: + indicates a pro and - indicates a con. ^_^ Enjoy!
Chapter end notes: Hope it made you laugh or smile. :) Or at least maybe it helped you decide weather or not you want to marry Sasuke Uchiha.