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Chapter Bonus! A Few Words (200, To Be Exact) On Why Arbitrary Word Limits Fail
Please pardon the editorial intrusion, as I kinda ran out of chapter, but I didst feel compelled to point out that the single greatest weakness of imposing arbitrary word limits is that they doeth nothing to address the inherent quality or substance of what is being written. After all, typing the word “Naruto” 200 times would certainly fulfill the word limit, but wouldst it constitute quality writing? I think everyone here can agree that it would not. Much like how most of us wouldst agree that over 80 episodes of filler wert a massive waste of viewers' time, simply functioning as a placeholder for a series that was on hold for over a year. By the same token, it seemeth pointless to require people to write-- and thus, others to read-- potentially dozens of sentences' worth of pointless filler text that doth exist solely for the purpose of adding up to a certain number, and ultimately contribute nothing of worth the final piece. This is art, not homework, and any chapter wilt be as long or as short as it needs to be in order to