Sokka: So, I've been seeing this girl.
Zuko: Tell me about her.
Sokka: She has the best black hair about to her shoulders.
Zuko: Okay.
Sokka: Pretty silver eyes, like the moon.
Zuko: Hm.
Sokka: About 5' 8". She's from the earth kingdom. Her village was burned down in the war. And-
Zuko: Whoa, whoa, wait.
Sokka: What?
Zuko: I think we've been messing around with the same girl!
Sokka: Oh my god.
Kaede walks up to them
Kaede: Hey, guys. What's up?
Zuko: Kaida, why didn't you tell me you were cheating on me?!?
Sokka: You've betrayed us both, Kaede!
Kaede: What the hell? I'm not Kaida.
Kaida steps next to her
Kaida: You've been dating me forever, Zuko. We were married once! And you can't tell me from my twin.
Zuko: But we're not supposed to follow the What if...? plot and suppose that everyone's read it.
Kaede: The readers will pick up on stuff eventually. Now let's go!
Sokka: Where?
Kaida & Kaede: Where do you think? We're in a madfic.
Kaida points to the floating text above Zuko's head.
Fire Lord Zuko: That's fire lord Zuko to you!
Kaede: Whatever.
Butthead Zuko: Stop that!
Kaida: Mwa hahaha!
Gopher Zuko: Fine. Put it back to Zuko!
Hours later....
Katara: Toph, did you set out the streamers?
Toph: Psh, no. Who do you think I am?
Katara: Someone who might want to help, since you are attending this sleepover.
Aang: Here we go again.
Kaede: Alright, break it up, girls. I think the others are here.
Zuko: Others?
Katara opens the door to the Naruto cast (Shikamaru, Kiba, Naruto, Sasuke, Gaara, Kankurou, Neji, Rock Lee, TenTen, Hinata, Ino, Sakura, and Temari)
All smiles fade
Kiba: This is Kaede and Kaida's madfic sleepover, right?
Kaede: Yeah, we just thought we'd mix it up a little.
Aang: You've found another anime show!
Kaede: No. Actually they were here first. But we like you both equally!
Kaida: Actually, Naruto English dub has been going down. They keep making fillers and won't get on with the english shippuden. And even when we have a million fillers to go, cartoon network keeps showing marvel movies and running over the only 2 naruto episodes we get a week. So, Kaede even said herself, she's given up on Naruto until Toonami gets it's head out of its own ass.
Naruto cast looks hurt
Kaede: Why do you do this to me?
Kaida: Because I'm a loving sister.
Kaede: Look, I'm sure we can work this out. Just girl's set up camp in my room and guys you stay in the living room.
Kankurou attempts to greet Kaede with a kiss
Sokka: Hey, what do you think you're doing?
Kankurou: What does it look like?
Sokka: It looks like you're trying to kiss my girlfriend!
Kankurou: She's mine, thanks. I'm 17. I could kick your ass!
Kaede: I'm not anybody's!
Kankurou: Are there any other pairings we should know about?
Kaida laughs
Kaida: I'm screwing Zuko.
Gaara: W-what? You were so sweet when I was dating you.
Zuko: You must've been dating a different girl 'cuz Kaida's the farthest thing from sweet.
Kaida knees Zuko in the groin.
Kaida: What do you mean I'm not sweet?
Zuko in fetal position on the floor is in too much pain to speak
Gaara kicks him a bit
Gaara: That's okay.
Naruto: So, let's start this party!
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Story notes: Of course we no own naruto....... we are just two 30 year old men in our mom's basement fantisizing about sailor moon!!!!!!! Repeatedly watching star trek episodes. JK
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