Sasuke woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one lovely box that looked like a shurikan.
Then Sasuke noticed that Naruto was out of bed too. He must not have been able to wait for his presents either.
Sasuke thought that he would surprise Naruto. Maybe even sneak up behind him and kiss him on his stormy thigh. That always made Naruto wonderful.
Sasuke crept huskily down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its orange lights, and the presents, heaped up quickly, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Naruto. Kissing someone.
Sasuke was so angry, he picked up a kunai from a table and threw it roughly in a bed.
They both looked around.
"Naruto, you cute frog!" Sasuke yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Sasuke looked and then rubbed his neck and looked again. It was Santa Claus.
"Let me explain," Naruto said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course he had to give me a kiss. And what a blue kiss it was."
"Well, I suppose," Sasuke said slowly. "If he was under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be harsh."
That seemed reasonable. Sasuke went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.
Santa was the best kisser ever, like a ninja past his time. He made Sasuke's chest feel all funky.
"You see?" Naruto said sexily and Sasuke saw. So they had a threeway.
Everybody's presents were late.
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I laughed so hard when i read this.
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