Tayuya/Kin/Narika:*yelling at Kabuto**chasing him down the hallway*
Kabuto:I REFUSE TO BUY THE PADS AND TAMPONS!!!!*runs right past Orochimaru*
Orochimaru:........*stops Tayuya, Kin and Narika* Leave Kabuto alone....make Kidomaru buy the pads and tampons!!
Narika:*tightens ponytail* Okay Orochi-sama!!*runs off to find Kidomaru, followed by Kin and Tayuya*
Kabuto:*stops running* Thank you!!!
MEANWHILE....
Tayuya/Kin/Narika:KIDOMARUUUUU!!!!!!!!
Kidomaru:*pokes head out of room*What do you three want?
Narika:*bats eyelashes*Can you do us a favor?
Kidomaru:No.....go ask Jirobo!!
Kin:*raises eyebrow*
Tayuya:*cracks knuckles*
Kidomaru:Okay!!What do you want?
Tayuya/Kin/Narika:*whispers in Kidomaru's ear*
Kidomaru:*O.O*No!I refuse!!
Narika:*pulls out poisen covered katana*Oh no you don't!!
Kidomaru:*laughs nervously*Okay, I'll be back in a little bit!!*runs away screaming*
Tayuya/Kin/Narika:*looks at each other and shrugs*
Narika:I gotta go ma-...uh...I mean do something....*shifty eyes*
Tayaya/Kin:.....
Narika:*runs off to find Ukon**runs by Kimimaro's room and hears My Chemical Romance, You know what they do to guys like us in prison really loudly**opens door and yells*KIMIMARO!!TURN THAT DOWN!!!*slams door and continues searching*
Kimimaro:*turns music down* Whatever....
Narika:UUUUUUUKOOOOOON!!!!!!*runs into Sakon and falls over*
Sakon:*helps Narika up*Who are you looking for?
Narika:Didn't you hear what I just yelled?
Sakon:uh....no....
Narika:I'm looking for Ukon.*crosses arms*Now where is he?
Sakon:Talking to Tayuya. Why?
Narika:Thanks Sakon-san!!*runs off to find Tayuya*LOVE YA LIKE A BROTHER, SAKON!!
Sakon:And she doesn't even tell me why she's looking for him...*sarcasticly* That's real nice!!
FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER....
Kabuto:Narika,what are you doing?
Narika:*sighs*I'm looking for Ukon!!
Kabuto:He's right there.*points behind Narika*He's been following you!!
Narika:*: |**turns around and sees Ukon*UKON!!!
Ukon:Hey Narika!!*puts arm around her waist*
Narika:*hugs him and kisses him on the cheek*
Kabuto:*-_-"*I'm going now....*walks off*
Narika/Ukon:*goes to Ukon's room and makes out*
Sakon:I think I'm gonna be related to Narika....
FOUR WEEKS LATER....
Narika:Has anyone seen Kidomaru?
Tayuya:Nope....
Kin:I haven't....
Narika:Hmmm.....That's odd, we sent him to the store a month ago!!
Orochimaru:I know where he is!!
Narika:Where?
Orochimaru:You don't wanna know!
Narika:If I didn't wanna know, then I wouldn't have asked,but I asked so that means I wanna know.NOW TELL ME!!!Please Orochi-sama!*puppy dog pout and eyes*
Orochimaru:He's with....*twitches*....Ino.
Tayuya/Kin/Narika/Sakon/Ukon/Kimimaro:*O.O*We don't even wanna know!!
Orochimaru/Kabuto:Like you should be talking Narika and Ukon!!
Karika/Ukon:*blushes*Shut up Orochi-sama!!Shut up Kabuto!!
Dosu:*appears from nowhere*WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOWHERE?!I AM AN ALMIGHTY SOUND NINJA!!I MUST HAVE APPEARED FROM SOMEWHERE!!
Narika:SHUT UP DOSU!!
Zaku:*appears from Naruto's underwear drawer*Hey Orochi-sama!Hey everyone else!Die Dosu!!
Everyone except Dosu:Hey Zaku!!
Dosu:HE APPEARED FROM SOMEWHERE!!!WHY DIDN'T I APPEAR FROM SOMEWHERE??!!
Narika:Because nobody likes you!!
Dosu:Thats not true!!My mommy likes me!!
Sakon:Yeah, well dead people don't count!!
Ukon/Narika:*sitting on the couch kissing*
Dosu/Zaku:Do we even wanna know?
Orochimaru/Kabuto/Sakon/Kin/Tayuya/Kimimaro:NO!!
Jirobo:*walks in eating pepperoni pizza*
Zaku:Can I have some pizza?!
Jirobo:Sure....*gives Zaku a piece of pizza*
Zaku:Thanks Jirobo!!*eats pizza*
Orochimaru:Pizza......What's with the pizza?!
Jirobo/Zaku:Pizza is good!!
Narika:Yeah? Well, bacon is better!!
Zaku:Nuh uh!!
Narika:Yuh huh!!
Zaku:*turns preppy*Don't you yuh huh my nuh uh!!
Narika:*goes preppy*Oh no you didn't!!
Zaku:Oh yes I did!!
Narika:Oh, it's oooooon now!!!
Everyone else:*o.O*
Ukon:Umm.....Narika-chan?
Narika:*turns on Ukon*What d'you want?!
Ukon:Uhhhh....Nevermind....
Orochimaru:I'd expect this from Narika...but Zaku?! That's just screwed up dude!!
Kin/Dosu:Yeah, that is screwed up!!
Narika:*punches Zaku in the gut*
Zaku:*slaps Narika across the face*
AFTER CATFIGHT....
Zaku:*unconcious*
Narika:*back to normal**crosses arms**n_n*That was fun!!
Everyone else:*o_o*
Sasuke:*randomly walks in*
Narika:*cuts Sasuke's shoulder a tiny bit with her katana*
Sasuke:*looks at shoulder*Ow....
Narika:*smirks*
FIVE MINUTES LATER....
Sasuke:*on floor twitching from poisen spread(Note that earlier in the story I said her Katana was poisen)*
Everyone except Orochimaru:*laughing*
Orochimaru:NOO!!!NOW WHO'S GONNA FIX MY FREEZER?!
Narika:....The repair man...Duh....
Orochimaru:.....Okay!!
Everone else:*-_-"*
Tikaani:You are not fit for a king.
Narika:Who the hell are you and why the hell are you here??
Ukon:*has arm around Narika's waist again*What she said!!
Tikaani:What is wrong with you?!
Ukon:She's my girlfriend!Duh!!
Tikaani:I didn't know. I'm blind!
Narika:*pulls out poisened katana and throws it at the wall for no apparent reason**drags Ukon into her room and makes out with him*
Everyone else:....
Tikaani:*pulls Kabuto into a closet*
Orochimaru:*sarcasticly*Great!!Now who's gonna fix my toaster?
Tayuya:The repair man.....
Orochimaru:....Okay...
Tikaani:Whay are we making out in a closet?
Kin:Cuz you're screwed up in the head...why didn't you go into a room like Narika and Ukon did?
Orochimaru:Zaku, can you go buy what's on this list?
Zaku:Sure....*takes list and looks at it**O.O*
List:*only has one word on it: Condoms*
TWENTY MINUTES LATER....
Zaku:*comes back and slides bag under Narika's door*
Tikaani:You're the ones screwed up in the head!!
Narika/Ukon:*walks out of Narika's room red faced*
Tikaani:Why is your face red?
Narika/Ukon:Uh...Nothing....
Tikaani:Just because I'n blind, doesnt mean that I don't have feelings....
Narika:That sounded wrong....*taked hairtie out and straightens her shirt*
Kimimaro:Narika, Why did you leave me?
Narika:Cuz Ukon's the sexiest man ever!!
Ukon:....*o.O*
Sakon:....*o.O*
Kimimaro:....*o.O*
Orochimaru:....*o.O*
Dosu:....*o.O*
Jirobo:....*o.O*
Zaku:....*o.O*
Narika:*kicks Zaku*You're supposed to be unconcious!!
Zaku:*x_X**is unconcious again*
Kin:Is it just me or was it all the guys that were confused?
Tayuya:It wasn't just you!!
Deidara/Kisame/Itachi/Tobi/Zetsu:*walks in*
Orochimaru/Narika:What are you Akatsuki freaks doing here?!
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