-It all depends on who you are talking to ;o But if they aren`t yaoi, or even shonen-ai fans, I suggest running for your life.
2.Say Gaara steals Temari's makeup on a daily basis, no wonder Temari doesn`t use any, she can`t, afterall, look at how much eyeliner he has, probably used the whole thing.
-xD Run for your life my friends.
3.Say that Gaara and Lee have started dating, and that Gaara is now wearing green spandex.
-I personally think some GaaLee is good, but this isn`t about me, all I have to say is run!
4.Say that Sasuke killed Gaara and you laughed as Sasuke proceeded to do so.
- 8D Run I say, run, or laugh, I dunno.
5.Say Gaara is dating Deidara/Sasori since he forgave them for trying to kill him.
-Once again, depends on the person ;D
6.Say Gaara likes pretty ponies and pink unicorns and that he has given up being a ninja.
-Pft, this is so true, but once again, RUN! D:
7.Show them a SakuGaa/GaaLee/GaaKanku/GaaSasu/GaaTema fanfic or doujinshi.
-xD If I was a Gaara fangirl, I`d probably brutally murder you, so, I suggest running, just incase. I mean seriously, incest? Or pairing him up with idiots (Minus Lee, I like Lee ;o)
8.Tell them Gaara cuts himself and is an emo, like Sasuke.
-Run~
Next up...hm, someone off the Akatsuki for sure, because I hate most of them....oh yes, yes I do! Must remember this is a what not to do thing... -evil laugh and runs off to plot-