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Kakashi and Kabuto confrontation...redone! by DancerOfShadows

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Chapter notes: Kakashi played by: DancerOfShadows


Kabuto played by: Nusukin_Rokotsu


Sasuke played by: All of the above
(Kabuto and Kakashi are in the hospital room that Sasuke is in.)


Kabuto: Hehe! I have a scalpel! *Pokes Kakashi*


Kakashi: Yeah, well I have a KUNAI! *Pokes Kabuto*


Kabuto: Well –


Kakashi: *Laughs drunkenly*


Kabuto: …My scalpel is sharper than your inferior kunai!


Kakashi: No it isn’t! HAHA! *Continues to poke*


Kabuto (mutters): Crazy old man with white hair.


Kakashi: I HEARD THAT! AND I’M NOT OLD, ONLY 27! YOUR HAIR IS WHITE TOO, SO HA! AND MY HAIR’S ONLY WHITE CAUSE OBITO DROPPED A PAINT BUCKET ON ME! *Sniffles*


Kabuto: Ah, well…I WANTED my hair white! And I look PRETTY with white hair!


Kakashi: Yeah, well, your friend isn’t dead! Man, everyone’s dead, even the two old geezers that I worked for.


Kabuto: Well, that’s nice…but, I work for…uh…a crazy snake guy…so, nevermind!


Kakashi: YEAH, WELL, I USED to work for a guy who killed himself via forbidden jutsu, and then a geezer that your boss killed! …And NOW I work for a FAT OLD WOMAN!


Kabuto: Well, I know plastic surgery, so I could be one of those guys on Doctor 90210 and make lots of money off giving stupid girls nose jobs that they don’t need! MUAHAHAHA!


Kakashi: But all my friends DIED! WAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!


Kabuto: Crazy old guy, who continues to rant about dead people.


Kakashi: *Grabs Kabuto’s shirt collar* I AM NOT OLD!


Kabuto: Man, your breath stinks, are you drunk?


Kakashi: …I can’t remember.


Kabuto: …Well, can you please let go of my collar? I kinda have to kill Sasuke now.


Kakashi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


Kabuto: Um…Well, if you don’t like it, then go talk with Orochimaru –


Kakashi: NO! OBITO, WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE!


Kabuto: …Or you could go see a shrink. I think you need to, badly.


Kakashi: *Sniffles* He took my sake last time I went. And my books too!


Kabuto: Really?! WHO WAS THIS SHRINK?! THAT GUY SHOULD GET A MEDAL!


Kakashi: HE TOOK MY FRIGGIN SAKE!


Kabuto: I COULD CARE LESS THAT HE TOOK YOUR ALCOHOL! I’M JUST GLAD THAT HE TOOK YOUR DARN BOOKS!


Kakashi: But…*Sniffles*…MY SAKE!


Kabuto: *Sighs* If it makes you feel better, we can go out for a beer now. How’s that sound?


Kakashi: Yay! Okay!


Kabuto: Man, Orochimaru’s gonna be pissed that I didn’t finish the job, but…Beer sounds nice. Oh well.


Kakashi: Okay, I know the BEST sake store in town! Er, village! Follow me!


Kabuto: Fine, as long as you don’t try to get me to read one of your so-called books. I’m too young and evil to die!


Kakashi: I TOLD YOU, THE SHRINK STOLE THEM!


Kabuto: …


(In a shrink office somewhere:


Shrink: *Giggling over an orange book* I can see why Kakashi’s always reading them!)


Kabuto: Wow, that was weird. Remind me to never see a shrink!


Kakashi: Okay! NOW FOLLOW ME! SAKE STORE, HERE WE COME!!!


And they both walk out.


Sasuke (randomly sits up with a thoughtful look on his face): Why do I feel like someone tried to kill me and then went out for a beer..? Hm…I think I’ll have a talk with those old white-haired freaks later.
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