Summary: Dear Reader,
Im sorry to say that the fanfic you are reading on your computer in extremely unpleasant. It tells an unhappy tale about three very unlucky children. Even though they are charming and clever, the Sabaku siblings lead lives filled with misery and woe. From the very first paragraph of this book when the children are at the beach and recieve terrible news, continuing on through the entire story, disaster lurks at their heels. One might say they are magnets for misfortune.
In this short story alone, the three youngsters encounter a greedy and repulsive villian, itchy clothing, a disastrous fire,a plot to steal their fortune, and cold porridge for breakfast.
It is my sad duty to write down these unpleasant tales, but there is nothing stopping you from clicked the back button at once and reading something happy, if you prefer that sort of thing.

Category: General Fiction > Naruto
Characters: Gaara, Kankurou, Temari
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: No | Word count: 1396 | Read count: 3521 [Report This]
Published: 20/10/06 | Updated: 07/11/06

Summary: Seven years after the murder of her mother, Hinata has turned to less conventional methods to find the truth. During a midnight ceremony, she summons something she did not intend. Something dark, over which she has no control. Will she be able to live as the one possessed? [Dark] Written as a Halloween fic.
Category: Alternate Universe & Crossovers > Minor AU
Characters: Hinata Hyuuga
Genres: Dark
Warnings: Dark
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 | Completed: No | Word count: 16390 | Read count: 5001 [Report This]
Published: 22/10/06 | Updated: 06/11/06

Summary: Naruto woke up tied to a bed that does not belong to him and in a bedroom that is larger than his apartment ten times over. Then Sasuke walks in... Hot smexy wild sex ensures...
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto
Characters: Naruto Uzumaki, Pair SasuNaru, Sasuke Uchiha
Genres: None
Warnings: Sexual Themes, Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2515 | Read count: 2390 [Report This]
Published: 05/11/06 | Updated: 05/11/06

Summary: Following in the footsteps of Volume 1 and Volume 2, **** happens. Momo and JB laugh.

Category: General Fiction
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: The Great Bathroom Mirror Escapades
Chapters: 11 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 52096 | Read count: 22296 [Report This]
Published: 10/10/06 | Updated: 22/10/06

Summary: The Red Light District in downtown Tokyo is where not-so-honest and true husbands and wives go to practice their infidelity. At the Konoha, run by the infamous Jiraiya, Naruto is one of the most sought after and wanted gigolos, for his blonde hair and blue eyes. And his great body, apparently. Together with Hinata and the rest of Jiraiya's "children", they live lives they are not very proud of. However, they have accepted the cards they've been dealt, unwilling to relive the past... until, that is, forgotten pasts resurface.
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 | Completed: No | Word count: 21652 | Read count: 12704 [Report This]
Published: 22/06/06 | Updated: 14/10/06

Summary: A crack-over between JB's The Kakashi Mission characters and MessyPeaches' Side Effects characters (http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php/108845). We got together and thought, "What if my Iruka met your Iruka! That'd be hilarious!" ...this happened.
Category: General Fiction
Characters:
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: The Great Bathroom Mirror Escapades
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 8090 | Read count: 2492 [Report This]
Published: 10/10/06 | Updated: 10/10/06

Summary: Sasuke abducts Naruto and changes his memories. When Naruto runs into other Konoha ninjas he finds his past isn't true. Now he must find out if everything with Sasuke has been a lie, or is there really more than one truth as Sasuke says. Slash pairings; (Sai/Nar)sexual harassment first chapter, (Sas/Nar), (Kak/Iru)later on. Full summary of story warnings given first chapter.




Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Kakashi and Iruka
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 | Completed: No | Word count: 35461 | Read count: 10678 [Report This]
Published: 28/07/06 | Updated: 06/10/06

Summary: A cutesy-wootsey Sasuke/Sakura thing. A fight (not a big one) and mostly pointless gush. No flames please but I can take constructive critisism. And just for the record, I don't do gay/les couples (since that seems to be big on this site).
Category: Orphan
Characters:
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2119 | Read count: 2141 [Report This]
Published: 02/10/06 | Updated: 02/10/06

Summary: Sasuke overhears Orochimaru and Kabuto talking how they're not going to hold up their end of the deal, and leaves. Half-dead, he gets picked up by a strange young man, Daisuke Fayne. The time spent with Daisuke haunts him after his abrupt departure, until they meet once again. What is it that haunts him? Why is Daisuke everywhere he looks? [yaoi in later bits] [part of a trade with Daisukekun]
Category:
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 21759 | Read count: 2613 [Report This]
Published: 11/09/06 | Updated: 30/09/06

Summary: As you may guess from the title, this is a Shenrai Iarnehs remake of the waterfall scene with Naruto and Hinata and the scene afterwards where Hinata kills all the bugs. This time, it's Shenrai and a secret person...
Category: Non-Naruto Fiction
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1385 | Read count: 3414 [Report This]
Published: 25/09/06 | Updated: 25/09/06

Summary: When an author finally finishes his work, he realizes that there is something amiss with his inspiration. (Alright folks, this was something that I had to write up for school in a littl words as I could, well... guess what.. I didn't want it to be short)
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1458 | Read count: 1465 [Report This]
Published: 19/09/06 | Updated: 19/09/06

Summary: An odd little drabble about Japanese honorifics in the world of Naruto. If you don't know much about honorifics, you may need to read the author's notes to get the joke. Spoilers for chapter 139/episode 85 and Naruto II.
Category: General Fiction
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 671 | Read count: 1623 [Report This]
Published: 18/09/06 | Updated: 18/09/06

Summary: Sasuke, on his first annual Kyuubi hunt, gets kidnapped by the Kyuubi and taken to the sanctuary of a certain blonde. What will he do when he realizes to just what extent his past is unknown to him?
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto
Characters: Naruto Uzumaki, Pair SasuNaru, Sasuke Uchiha
Genres: None
Warnings: Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: No | Word count: 8823 | Read count: 2861 [Report This]
Published: 12/09/06 | Updated: 17/09/06