Summary: Brought to you by yogurt, because you can't say 'yo' without getting hurt.
Me and the nin's chillin... GET AWAY FROM MY MOMS NAIL POLISH ITACHI! Random oneshots for your enjoyment. Rated PG because of slight language and the once-in-a-blue-moon suggestive stuffs I will try to upload at least once a week.
OROCHIMARU! GIVE ME THE REMOTE!! NO MORE SOAPS!!!
Gah, what's with that snake and soaps!?!
Category: OC-centric, MadFic > Parody, General Fiction > Naruto, MadFic > Script Fic, General Fiction > Naruto Shippuuden
Characters: All
Genres: Parody
Warnings: OOC
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 13 | Completed: No | Word count: 7131 | Read count: 17313 [Report This]
Published: 11/03/11 | Updated: 09/10/11

Summary: Hanae Itou has always been timid, shy, and naive: the Lamb. Sasuke Uchiha is known for being tough, serious, and indifferent: The Lion. What'll happen when Sasuke's demeanor triggers Hanae's undying Curiosity?
Category: OC-centric, General Fiction > Naruto, Het Romance > Fluff
Characters: Clan Uchiha, Hidden Leaf Ninja, Hinata Hyuuga, Ino Yamanaka, Iruka Umino, Kiba Inuzuka, Naruto Uzumaki, OC, Pair OCSasu, Sakura Haruno, Sasuke Uchiha, Shikamaru Nara, Shino Aburame
Genres: Drama, General, Humor, Romance
Warnings: OOC
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: No | Word count: 1557 | Read count: 3098 [Report This]
Published: 06/10/11 | Updated: 06/10/11

Summary: three teamates search to find there sensei. plz readd.
Category: Het Romance > Fluff
Characters: All
Genres: Action/Adventure
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 | Completed: No | Word count: 6654 | Read count: 6173 [Report This]
Published: 28/09/11 | Updated: 02/10/11

Summary: Each and everyday she forgets him and falls for another man. Each and every day he still loves her. Star-Crossed lovers. Saku/Saso one-shot.
Category: Alternate Universe & Crossovers > Real World
Characters: Naruto Uzumaki, Sakura Haruno, Sasori, Sasuke Uchiha
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Romance, Tragedy
Warnings: AU
Challenges: , SakuSaso Fanfic =)
Challenge: , SakuSaso Fanfic =)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1202 | Read count: 1574 [Report This]
Published: 30/09/11 | Updated: 30/09/11

Summary: Naruto has left Konoha to escape the clutches of Akatsuki and train to become stronger. Konoha isn't much the same without Naruto and an ANBU who was never originally born in Konoha goes around doing missions for Tsunade as he tries not to interfere them with his own goals. Normally, everything is fine, but he doesn't know that he's been tracked down and hunted.
Category: OC-centric, General Fiction > Naruto, General Fiction > Timeskip
Characters: Akatsuki, Anko Mitarashi, Ayame, Clan Hyuuga, Clan Uchiha, Hidden Leaf Ninja, Hidden Sand Ninja, Hinata Hyuuga, Itachi Uchiha, Izumo Kamizuki, Kotetsu Hagane, OC, Tsunade
Genres: Action/Adventure, General
Warnings: Death
Challenges: , The Ultimate OC Challenge
Challenge: , The Ultimate OC Challenge
Series: Naruto: The Ninja World
Chapters: 5 | Completed: No | Word count: 9311 | Read count: 6222 [Report This]
Published: 11/09/10 | Updated: 24/08/11

Summary: Sai is ordered to leave the village; an execution disguised as a mission from Danzou. He would never return to Konoha, but the ghost of warmth still lingers inside of him.
Category: General Fiction > Naruto Shippuuden, General Fiction > Character-Centric
Characters: Sai
Genres: Angst, Drama
Warnings: Drabble
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 603 | Read count: 1777 [Report This]
Published: 30/07/11 | Updated: 30/07/11

Summary:

PLEASE DO NOT READ> UNDER CONSTRUCTION< THANK YOU!!!

Being a jinchuriki is something i wish I wasn't. 

I have a power

People hate you.

A wierd power.

They want to kill you.

The power to make myself go through things.

They wish you were never born, and all the while

The power to make myself harder, harder than steel.

They want to use you for their own purposes.

I'm the only one who understands my brother. 

They want to make you kill others.

Maybe it's because i live inside of him.

They don't understand you.

I want to light up his darkness.

They hate you, they want to kill you, and they wish to use you as well.

The darkness of his heart.

You are all alone.

Hello.

Hello.

My name is Aiko.

Twin sister to Gaara, and

Daughter of the Kazekage.

I'd say it's nice to meet you,

But how can I be sure?

Category: OC-centric, General Fiction > Timeless
Characters: All
Genres: Action/Adventure
Warnings: Death
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 15 | Completed: No | Word count: 28232 | Read count: 19203 [Report This]
Published: 11/12/09 | Updated: 29/07/11

Summary: Lately looking at the clouds gave Shikamaru a different feeling then it used to. He was now wondering what this feeling was and where he felt it before.
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Fluff (Shonen-ai/Yaoi)
Characters: Chouji Akimichi, Shikamaru Nara
Genres: WAFF
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 592 | Read count: 1473 [Report This]
Published: 01/07/11 | Updated: 01/07/11

Summary: Some one places a jutsu on Naruto and Sasuke when no one was looking and when they wake up they find them selfs in the real world. Shortly after they are found by a fangirl, they under go changes that turn them into animals. Now they need to find a way to turn back into humans and get back to the ninja world.


fluff, humans-turned-animals in heat, yaoi/shonen-ai, swearing, real world, unbeta’d
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Fluff (Shonen-ai/Yaoi), General Fiction > Naruto, Alternate Universe & Crossovers > Real World
Characters: Naruto Uzumaki, OC, Sasuke Uchiha
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, General, Humor
Warnings: OOC, Yaoi
Challenges: , Let's Be Original
Challenge: , Let's Be Original
Series: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: No | Word count: 1690 | Read count: 2985 [Report This]
Published: 13/06/11 | Updated: 18/06/11

Summary: NaruSaku oneshot for now, deciding whether to continue or not.
Category: Het Romance > Fluff, Het Romance > Top Six Pairs > Naruto and Sakura
Characters: Naruto Uzumaki, Sakura Haruno
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 | Completed: No | Word count: 7342 | Read count: 8064 [Report This]
Published: 25/01/11 | Updated: 04/06/11

Summary: A tornado hits Konoha in the dead of the night.

A tribute to the people of Joplin, MO. God bless you all.
Category: General Fiction > Timeskip, General Fiction > Naruto, OC-centric
Characters: Kurenai Yuuhi, Naruto Uzumaki, Neji Hyuuga, OC
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1005 | Read count: 2130 [Report This]
Published: 25/05/11 | Updated: 25/05/11

Summary: Kai Hatake, daughter of Anko and Kakashi, is wanted by Orochimaru and the Akatsuki, because of the demon she has inside her named Jewels. This story is rated M for Mature, In the later chapters it will have graphic lemons, (lots of) blood and gore, profanity, abuse (metal,m physically and emotional) and rape. There might be more warnings but as of right now, I'm not to sure.
Category: General Fiction > Naruto Shippuuden, OC-centric, Het Romance > Angst, General Fiction > Timeskip, General Fiction > Character-Centric
Characters: Hidden Leaf Ninja
Genres: Romance
Warnings: OOC, Rape
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 1621 | Read count: 1480 [Report This]
Published: 06/04/11 | Updated: 06/04/11