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Penname: Yumi [Contact]
Real name: Just call me Yumi
Membership status: Member
Member since: 31/08/06
Website: cagedrealm.wildapricot.com
Beta-reader: Yes
HIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!


I've been writing miscellaneous fanfics for the better part of 10 years. I like to think of myself as a decent writer. . . though my spelling needs desperate work. Though I have spellcheck (and use it religiously) I still manage to have errors X__X Forgive me!! I try to be careful. . . I'm obsessive over it. . .


NOTICE:

I probably will not be in TONFA for much longer. I have moved and created my own site for fiction and fanfiction (hotwaterfics.net). I have become quite disenchanted with the quality of work presiding here, and my creativity has not been fed from this site in quite some time. Forgive me for saying so, but I truly believe that the fanfiction here has become less of a craft, and more of a hobby. Yes, we write fiction because we like to, but there is a point in which we must look at ourselves and have respect for what we are writing. Originality is severely lacking, and so are the skills necessary to create more than just a bunch of Mary-Sue fics. I will finish out my stories here and reach my goal of becoming one of the Top Ten Most Prolific Authors. Then I will resign from this site. I will miss some of you terribly, especially Tari-imooto, but I can no longer stay here. I will keep this site up for you, but do not expect me to update. Thank you.






Profile. . .


Name: Yumi, or Yu-chan. . . which ever you prefer

Age: okay, I'll say it. I'm 21. Legallity is a double edged sword at best ^^

Height: 5 feet exactly. . . stupid short genes

Hair: brunette

Eyes: Brown

Weight: I take the fifth!!! lol, I probably weight a little more than I should for my height, but I'm not fat. I just have fat -__-;;

DOB: I'm Christmas in April

Sign: Taurus ^__^

Sex: Female

Race: Well, if you want the overall, general things I'm half Japanese, half European. . . I don't know the full extent of my mixture yet. . . gotta get those genetic testings done. . .

Religion: Atheist/ Agnostic. . . I think >

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Series by Yumi [1]
Reviews by Yumi [14]
Challenges by Yumi [0]
Favorite Series [0]
Yumi's Favorites [15]

Stories by Yumi

Title: The Replacement by Yumi
Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 94]
Summary: Sasuke works at a sex shop in a busy uptown district (unbeknownst to his friends) and has just been given a new work schedule and partner. Though he has a girlfriend, he’s looking for a new one. . . Sadly, all that work looking for a girl is ruined when he’s forced to find a quick replacement in order to stop his own marriage by dating someone who NO ONE would approve of: Uzumaki Naruto.


Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any affiliated characters. If I ever claim that, I've gone insane and should be shot on sight. ^^;;;;;
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto
Characters: Chouji Akimichi, Clan Hyuuga, Clan Uchiha, Gaara, Hidden Leaf Ninja, Hinata Hyuuga, Ino Yamanaka, Iruka Umino, Itachi Uchiha, Jiraiya, Kakashi Hatake, Kiba Inuzuka, Naruto Uzumaki, Neji Hyuuga, Pair SasuNaru, Sai, Sakura Haruno, Sasuke Uchiha, Shikamaru Nara, Shino Aburame, Tenten
Genres: Drama, General, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Sexual Themes, Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 14 | Completed: No | Word count: 32136 | Read count: 39837 [Report This]
Published: 23/12/07 | Updated: 10/05/11


Title: You're Already Mine by Yumi
Rated: PG [Reviews - 0]
Summary: When you believe in fate, you can't change anything and it is up to destiny to determine what happens in your life. . . But that doesn't mean you can't wish it to happen sooner.


Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any affiliated characters. This is a non-profit fic. X3
Category: General Fiction > Character-Centric
Characters: Neji Hyuuga
Genres: General, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 900 | Read count: 1644 [Report This]
Published: 04/04/10 | Updated: 04/04/10


Title: Bullets by Yumi
Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 1]
Summary: The life of an avenger is meaningless once you've killed. Sasuke finds that out very quickly . . . too quickly.

Warnings: dark, psychotic.
Category: General Fiction > Character-Centric, General Fiction > Naruto Shippuuden
Characters: Sasuke Uchiha
Genres: Angst, Dark, Drama, General
Warnings: Dark, Death
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 694 | Read count: 1612 [Report This]
Published: 06/10/08 | Updated: 06/10/08


Title: It Was Only a Kiss. . . by Yumi
Rated: 12/12A Liked [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Sasuke is a rock star who knows how to get the crowd going. Naruto is a college student wishing for more attention. After becoming closer, Sasuke transforms Naruto into a guitarist for his band and gives the audience what they want. Unfortunately, Naruto doesn’t see it that way.

One shot. Slight song-fic.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Sasuke.
Category: Alternate Universe & Crossovers > Minor AU, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto
Characters: Naruto Uzumaki, Sasuke Uchiha
Genres: Drama, General, Humor, Romance
Warnings: AU, OOC
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1485 | Read count: 2750 [Report This]
Published: 15/09/08 | Updated: 15/09/08


Title: When You're Gone by Yumi
Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Kakashi comes back from a dangerous mission, and finds that no one is paying attention to him. Everyone, including his love, had been ignoring him for days. The more frustrated he gets, the more anger builds up in him. It's almost as if they can't see or hear him.

What if they can't?


Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any affiliated characters.
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Angst (Shonen-ai/Yaoi)
Characters: Anko Mitarashi, Iruka Umino, Kakashi Hatake, Pair KakaIruk
Genres: Angst, Drama, Horror, Tragedy
Warnings: Dark, Death
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2869 | Read count: 1953 [Report This]
Published: 15/09/08 | Updated: 15/09/08


Title: A Rose By Any Other Name by Yumi
Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 24]
Summary: Mizuki and Iruka have been friends for a long time, and Iruka has never thought about anything more than that. What happens when Mizuki decides that he wants more than just friendship? And how did Kakashi get involved? ‘Tis a pity. . .

What is a man to do when one rose smells just as sweet as the other?

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters mentioned, and I'm not making money off of this. Don't sue me TT___TT I'm poor.


Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Kakashi and Iruka
Characters: Iruka Umino, Izumo Kamizuki, Kakashi Hatake, Kotetsu Hagane, Mizuki, Pair KakaIruk, Pair KotIzu
Genres: Drama, General, Romance
Warnings: Yaoi
Challenges: Iruka/Mizuki... what?!
Challenge: Iruka/Mizuki... what?!
Series: None
Chapters: 11 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 19804 | Read count: 17749 [Report This]
Published: 24/03/07 | Updated: 15/09/08


Title: Japanese Lessons for Writers by Yumi
Rated: PG Liked [Reviews - 6]
Summary: Okay, I've been told three times that I haven't been spelling Japanese words right, when I known darn well that I am and why. . .

Thus, I'm making short Japanese lessons for all the writers on this site. I hope you take them to heart, because I don't want to explain why I spell the word 'otooto'.

- Yumi
Category: Essays & Tutorials > Cultural Tutorials
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: No | Word count: 688 | Read count: 4838 [Report This]
Published: 28/01/08 | Updated: 28/01/08


Title: Coin Operated Boy by Yumi
Rated: 12/12A Liked [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Sasori has a bit of a problem. . . namely a rabid fangirl who likes playing with dolls. . .


A few spoilers for the Shippuden eps. . . I don't know the manga chapters, sorry.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto nor "Coin Operated Boy". The song belongs to the Dresden Dolls. I'm just borrowing the title and lyrics. . . X3
Category: General Fiction
Characters: Deidara, Sasori
Genres: Dark, Fantasy, General, Humor
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: No | Word count: 2606 | Read count: 3296 [Report This]
Published: 25/09/07 | Updated: 27/01/08


Title: Hate Me by Yumi
Rated: 18 Liked [Reviews - 9]
Summary: Sasuke has led a troubled life, but he’s been back in Konoha for years and has settled in with a new goal in mind. After finding a peaceful life, killing Itachi has become the least of his worries. However, that doesn’t coincide with Itachi’s plans and the older Uchiha makes a drastic move to make his brother hate him. Warning: Uchihacest.


Disclaimer: I don't own "Naruto" or any of the affiliated characters. Please don't sue me.

PLEASE READ THE STORY NOTES BEFORE YOU READ!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S OF THE UTMOST IMPORTANCE!!!!!!!!!!
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Itachi and Sasuke
Characters: Itachi Uchiha, Sasuke Uchiha
Genres: Angst, Dark, Drama, General, Graphic lemon, Horror, Tragedy
Warnings: Dark, Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1434 | Read count: 1482 [Report This]
Published: 18/12/07 | Updated: 18/12/07


Title: Puppets Do Not Breathe by Yumi
Rated: PG Liked [Reviews - 2]
Summary: As Sasori dies, Sakura’s words begin to haunt him. However, puppets do not feel. . . they don’t even breathe. . .

But can a puppet remember?

Spoilers for the shippuden eps from about 15 to 27

Disclaimer: Naruto doesn't not belong to me. I am simply delving into the twisted minds of the pre-created characters.
Category: General Fiction
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Dark, Drama, General
Warnings: Dark
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1193 | Read count: 1895 [Report This]
Published: 25/09/07 | Updated: 25/09/07


Title: Ghost Writer by Yumi
Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 37]
Summary: Neji moves in to a new neighborhood where the clan lives. However, he chooses to stay in the old family house instead of the new one that the rest of the family resides in. There, he finds that he's not entirely alone, and is asked a personal favor by his guest. . . a dead guest





Disclaimer: I don't down Naruto, the characters, or anything else you might recognize as trademarked and/or owned by someone with a lota money. . .
Category:
Characters: Hinata Hyuuga, Neji Hyuuga, Kiba Inuzuka, Itachi Uchiha, Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto Uzumaki
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Fantasy, General, Mystery, Romance, Sci-Fi, Supernatural
Warnings: AU, Dark, Death
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 14 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 33247 | Read count: 20839 [Report This]
Published: 21/10/06 | Updated: 31/08/07


Title: Second Generation by Yumi
Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 3]
Summary:

"My name is Haruno Ayame.



Since I'm a girl, and my mom was named after a flower, my parents decided to name me Ayame, which is the Iris flower. My mom's name is Haruno Sakura, and my dad's name is Rock Lee. No, I'm not born out of wedlock. My mom simply didn't think that Rock Sakura sounded nice, nor Rock Ayame. Thus, she kept her maiden name, and I've taken her last name.



I hate my mom."



Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any of it's characters, places, powers, etc. I DO, however, own Ayame and all those in her generation.
Category: General Fiction, OC-centric
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 | Completed: No | Word count: 10384 | Read count: 4368 [Report This]
Published: 02/12/06 | Updated: 31/08/07


Title: The Labrynth's King by Yumi
Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 5]
Summary:


It's a parody of the Jim Henson and George Lucas film "The Labrynth" that was made in the 80's. I absolutely adore the puppets and whatnot, so I decided to make a parody with our favorite (or not so favorite) ninja. . . and a few movie characters as well. . . hehehe. . . If you haven't seen the movie already, or don't know about it, THIS DOES CONTAIN SPOILERS!!!!!





There! I've fully warned you about it. . .





and my disclaimer for the entire story:





I don't own "Naruto" or "The Labrynth". so there.
Category: General Fiction
Characters: Shino Aburame, Chouji Akimichi, Sakura Haruno, Kakashi Hatake, Hinata Hyuuga, Neji Hyuuga, Kiba Inuzuka, Jiraiya, Shikamaru Nara, Rock Lee, Tenten, Tsunade, Sasuke Uchiha, Iruka Umino, Naruto Uzumaki, Ino Yamanaka
Genres: Action/Adventure, Fantasy, General, Humor, Parody, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 | Completed: No | Word count: 11635 | Read count: 10444 [Report This]
Published: 21/09/06 | Updated: 31/08/07


Title: 'Tis The Season by Yumi
Rated: U Round robin Liked [Reviews - 1]
Summary: This fic is open to anyone who has a good Christmas short they would like to post. However, there's a few guidelines I'd like you all to follow. . . see inside for details.







ps. Mine will be the first short. . . ^__^
Category: General Fiction
Characters: Chouji Akimichi, Sakura Haruno, Maito Gai, Shikamaru Nara, Tenten, Tsunade, Naruto Uzumaki, Ino Yamanaka
Genres: Spiritual
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 5416 | Read count: 3412 [Report This]
Published: 30/11/06 | Updated: 12/08/07


Title: Funny Funny by Yumi
Rated: U Liked [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Okay, I'm jumping on the bandwagon too. . . This is a list of funny things about TONFA and its members. . . Thank you Karg for the challenge! . . . Oh, and don't sue me for this. These are my opinons and observations. I'm entitled to my opinions. So there.
Category: MadFic > Parody
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: Isn't it strange...
Challenge: Isn't it strange...
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 730 | Read count: 1610 [Report This]
Published: 01/01/07 | Updated: 01/01/07


Title: Here's A Lullaby For You by Yumi
Rated: Liked [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Itachi looks back on his reasons for leaving Sasuke alive. . .



The inspiration for this comes from a Youtube video. If you wish to see it before or after reading this, here's the URL: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0XrIdrVBkU



The title has little to do with the actual story, but it's the only thing I could think of.





Let the psychological deterioration begin. . .






Category: General Fiction
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1284 | Read count: 1536 [Report This]
Published: 14/10/06 | Updated: 14/10/06


Title: What Gaara Does at Night. . . by Yumi
Rated: U [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Since Gaara is an insomniac. . . what does he do with all that spare time?? . . . It's another one shot. . . Review please!!! ^_____^
Category: General Fiction > Character-Centric
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1911 | Read count: 1715 [Report This]
Published: 16/09/06 | Updated: 16/09/06


Title: The Dance by Yumi
Rated: Liked [Reviews - 3]
Summary: There's a celebration and everyone's trying to find a date. However, Iruka seems to be having trouble with that. . . until a silver haired Jounin comes along. . .Sappy-ness to come!! ^__^
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Kakashi and Iruka
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 7402 | Read count: 4918 [Report This]
Published: 03/09/06 | Updated: 08/09/06


Title: Gaara 1: Jack 0 by Yumi
Rated: PG Liked [Reviews - 8]
Summary: Gaara visits a port town, and Jack Sparrow looses his jar of dirt. . . short fic. . .
Category: MadFic > Parody
Characters: Gaara
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1079 | Read count: 1633 [Report This]
Published: 03/09/06 | Updated: 03/09/06