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Narutard. Are you one? by Demonflare13

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Chapter notes: Some parts are for guys.............thought I would say that.
But, this is just things I can think of curentlyXD

there is something somewhat amusing in the list thoughXD
Me: Yes. It is time for the girls! *streamers blast outta no where*

Me: Okay! First up!
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Sakura fans!:
Sakura: Ha! I'm befor Ino!

Me: Move your ass!*Pushes out of the way*

1. You die your hair pink.

Me; Who the hell would do this!?!? Pink is so.....EWWWW!

Sakura; Pink is the sexist color in the world! At least it is on me!

Me: You keep thinking that.......carpenter dream.......

Sakura: *Twitches* What the hell is that suppose to mean!? *Grows three feet and is towering over demon, with scary eyes*

Demon:............Your flat as a board!

2. You say you have a 'inner '

Me:..........freak.

Sakura: *Smashes demon into ground*

3. You think she's sexy!

Me: *is out cold and twitching*

4. You fantisise about her.

Sakura; Who wouldn't!?

Me: *Moves slightly* sasuke......

Sakura: *Pushes demon's head farther into the ground*

5. You scream when ever she's on the t.v screen.

6. You look up porn of her.

Me: *head in ground* -_-'

Sakura: 0.0 when the hell did I do this?

Me: mmmmmmmm!!!*Trys to get out of ground*

Sakura: *is sitting on demon*

7. You hate Ino.

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Ino fans:

1. When she flirted with Negi, you thought it was hot.
Me: MMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!

Ino: Get off her billboard brow *Pushes sakura off of demon*

Demon: *Gasp* Thank you Ino-pig!

Ino: WHAT!?

Demon: Um...er......*not quick enough*

Ino:*pushes demon's head into ground with foot*

Sakura: *Helps*

Me: T-T

2. You try the mind transvere jutsu.

me: *Thinking* That is a good move........fang over fang is better......

Ino: ; D

3. You hate sakura.

Sakura: Who would hate me?

Demon: *raises hand*

Sakura: *Kicks demon's head down farther*

4. you fantise about her.

Ino: Seriously, who wouldn't do that about me?

Demon: *Trying to say something* i heb pa wist! (I have a list)

5. You cut your hair like hers.

6. You have looked up ino porn.

Me: *shivers*

Ino: 0-0

Sakura: *about to puke*
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Hinata fans!

Hinata:...Hi.....

Me: Wiamta! ET BIDA!!ET BIDA!!! (Hinata! GET KIBA! GET KIBA!)

1. you looked for a jacket that looked like hers.

me: *Thinking* That is a nice jacket.

Hinata:......I-I'll go get kiba.......when your done......*Sits on chair*

Me: T-T

2. You fantisise about her.

Hinata: *Blush*

3. You have tried the byakugan.

me: *Try to give thumbs up*

Ino/Sakura: Stay down whench! *both jump on Demon*

4. You cut your like hers.

5. You look up hinata porn.

Hinata: 0_0 *Blushes and runs away*

Me:mets whappting!? (What's happening)
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TenTen Fans!

TenTen: ?

Me: WHALPPPPPPPPP!!! (HELPPPPPPPP!!!)

1. You style your hair like hers.

Ino: She's annoying.

Sakura; i know.

Tentn: I hope you aren't talking about me....

Ino: Not you! Her! *points down*

2. You have tried rising twin dragons.

Me: *Thinking* Good move!

3. You fantisise about her.

Sakura: That's Negi's job!

4. You look up Tenten porn.

Tenten:......

Sakura: Is that going to come up for everyone?

Me: *twitches and doesn't say annything*
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Kurniea(sp) fans!:

1. You think she is sexy.

Kurniea: *is on mission*

2.You look up kurniea porn.
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Temari fans!:

Me: *Not moving*

Temari: Is she okay?

Ino/Sakura: *Shruggs*

1. You bought a fan like temari's.

Me: *Is still unconcious but my thoughts* I love that fan!

2. You style your hair like hers.

3. you try your best to look like her.

4. You look up Temari porn.
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Me: *Hasn't moved in awhile*

Ino/ Sakura: *Get off demon and poke her*

Me: *Does nothing*

Temari: You guys are in trouble.

Tenten: *Has called for help*

INo: Oh god! We killed someone! *runs away*

Sakura: I'm to sexy to go to jail! *follows*

Temari: *Pulls demon out of ground*

Me: XoX

Tenten: o.o

Temari:..................

*Boys walk in door talking to see the seen*

Kiba: WHat the hell!? Is she okay?!?!?!?!?!*runs over*

sasuke: -_-

Kakashi: What happened?

Shikamaru: *Looks at footprint on Demon* Ino and Sakura............

Naruto:...........Is she going to be alright?

Chouji: *eating chips*

Iruka:.....That wasn't very fair.

*Ambulance*

ParamedicS:*come in with stratcher and puts demon on* She needs the diphibulizer!
*take out mini one and rubs it together*CLEAR!

Demon: GASp! *Unconcious*

Everyone: O.O

Paramedice: *Pick up stratcher and run to ambulance*

Everyone: *Follows and goes onto ambulance*

*Driving to hospital*

CoujI: Wonder if I could cook hotdogs with these things.......*looking at dephibulizer*
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