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Narutard. Are you one? by Demonflare13

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Chapter notes: This will have info about when your a big fan of other characters. the boy characters!
You know that you or your friend is a kiba fan when:

1. When some one insults kiba you yell "Kiba is more of a man then you'll ever be!"

me: I have done this.

2. You base all of your naruto made ups, or next gen. characters as in the Inuzuka clan or Kiba's son/daughter.

me: Yup.

3. When someone insults Kiba, you start naming things off that make Kiba awsome.

Me: Yup.

4. When ever something is about to happen to Kiba, something bad you yell "NOOOOOOO!"

Me:........Yup.

5. You want to be in the inuzuka clan badly!

Me: Very much so!

6. You try fang over fang.

Me: Shut up!

7. You yell happily when something good happen's to Kiba.

Me: Yes.

8. When people say they love Kiba you growl and yell "He's mine!"

Me: I do this. He is mine! I like Kiba very much but I am not as bad as some sasuke fangirls!
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Rock Lee fans:

1. You havea hairstyle that looks like Lee's.

Me: My friend does.......

2. You compare your friend to Lee.

Me: Me and my friends little brother do XD

3. You yell "NOOOO!!!" When something is about to happen to Lee.

Me: Somewhat.

4.You try your best to make Lee seem cool to your friends.

Me; Not really. We all like him somewhat.

5. You base all of your naruto made ups, or next gen. characters as Lee's relative clan or Lee's son/daughter.

6. You have tried primary lotus.

Me: No.

7. You yell happily when something good happen's to Rock Lee.

Me: ...............Yes.

8. When people say they love Rock Lee you growl and yell "He's mine!

Me:No
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Neji Fan:

1. You start talking about destiny and say things that Neji would say.

Me: I love Neji but don't talk about destiny.

2. When something bad happens to Neji you yell "NOOOOO!"

Me; Yup.

3. You base all of your naruto made ups, or next gen. characters as in the Hyugga clan or Neji's son/daughter.

Me: Nope.

4. You try to use the byakugan.

Me:.......Maybe once or twice.

5. You yell happily when something good happens to negi.

Me:.......Yes.

6. When people say they love Neji you growl and yell "He's mine!"

Me: Have not done this.
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Sasuke fans:

1. Your a sasuke fan girl and whenever you see him you scream "AHHHH! It's sasuke!"

Me: THis is why he is turning gay people!

2. You have pictures of sasuke everywhere.

Me: Some fangirls make me want to puke.

3. You have a sasuke plushie! You fantisize about being with sasuke, you want a baby with sasuke.

me: I know this is alot for one but still.

Sasuke: Do some people actually do this?

Me : yes..........

Sasuke: 0.0

4. You try sharingan.

Me: It is an awsome technique. I will admit that!

Sasuke: True, it is.

Me: Why are you here!?

Sasuke: Everyone you talked about so far is here.

Me:.......? Really?

Kiba/Neji/Rock Lee/Sasuke: Yes!

Me:Ok then!

5. When something bad happens to sasuke you yell at the tv.

Me: one time my friends and I kinda laughed XD

Sasuke: That's not nice!

Me: YOur the one who tried ot kill their best friend!

Sasuke:...............

6. You yell happily when something good happen's to Sasuke.

Me: Not really..

8. When people say they love Sasuke you growl and yell "He's mine!"

Me: No.

Sasuke: I cna't blame people for that. I am pretty sexy.

Kiba:.....I can disagree to that.

Me: Get over yourself, sasuke!

9. You base all of your naruto made ups, or next gen. characters as in the Uchiha clan or Sasuke's son/daughter.
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Me: Sasuke, geuss who's next?

Sasuke: Who?

Me; *Evil smile*

Sasuke: NO!
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Naruto Fans:

1. You have tried, or wanted to do the rasengan.

Me: That is a rad technique!

Naruto: Believe it!

Sasuke:Why is he here!?

Me: Because I need someone to annoy you!

Sasuke:.........

Rock Lee: *Does pose and gives thumbs up*

Kiba:............I'm gonna stand way over here with Demon.....

Me: Ok, that works!

2. You base all of your naruto made ups, or next gen. characters as Naruto's sister/bro or Naruto's son/daughter.

Me: No, but I have a friend who does.

3. You yell happily when something good happens to naruto.

Me:.......Yes. My friends do too.

4. When people say they love Naruto you growl and yell "He's mine!"

Me: No.

Naruto: But why?

Me: Did you read anything!? I do that for Kiba!

Kiba: Ha! I'm special!

Naruto: *Pouts*

Me: Um....er.....But I;m sure other people do that for you!

5. You where gogglesthat Naruto wore at the beginning of the series.

Naruto: Those were some shmexy goggles!

*Everyone slowly walks away*

6. When something bad happens to Naruto you yell "NOOOOO!"

Me: My friend and I somewhat do.......One time we laughed though when we were watching a naruto specialXD

Naruto: What did I do?

Me: Step in crap with open toed shoes......twice.

Sasuke: *Twitches*

Kiba: *Laughs*

Rock Lee: 0.0

Naruto;...........0_0'
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Shika Fans:

1. You base all of your naruto made ups, or next gen. characters as Shikamaru's brother/sister/relative or Shikamaru's son/daughter.

me: no.

2. When someone insults Shikamaru, you start naming things off that make Shikamaru awsome.

Me: No.

3. When ever something is about to happen to Chooji, something bad you yell "NOOOOOOO!"

Me:........A little.

Shikamaru:....

Me: What happened to everyone else?

Shikamaru: Naruto, asleep. Sasuke, locked himself in the bathroom. Rock Lee, asleep. Negi,I don't know. Kiba is over there.*Points at Kiba who is playing with akamaru*

4. You try shadow possesion jutsu.

Me: It's a good move.

Shikamaru:Yes it is but it's very troublesome.

5. You yell happily when something good happen's to Shika.

Me: no.

Shikamaru:.......

6. When people say they love Shikamaru you growl and yell "He's mine!"

Me: No.

Shikamaru: How troublesome.

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Chouji Fans:

Chouji: Where the hell are my chips?

Me: Here pig, pig,pig,pig.*Is pointing to dangling bag of chips*

2. You base all of your naruto made ups, or next gen. characters as Chouji's bro/sis or relative or Chouji's son/daughter.

me: Nope.

Chouji:*Is jumping for chips*

Shikamaru/Me: -_-'


4. When ever something is about to happen to Chouji, something bad you yell "NOOOOOOO!"

Me:........Not really.

5. You try expansionj utsu or/and human boulder.

me: No.

6. You yell happily when something good happen's to Chouji.

Me: no.

7. When people say they love Chouji you growl and yell "He's mine!"

Me: NO!

8. When people call chouji fat you say either: 'He's not fatty, he's fluffy.' 'He's not fat, he's big boned.' or 'I think fat people are sexy.'

Me: Who the hell would do that?

SHikamaru: Someone who is also fat?

Me: True.
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Jirraya fans:

1. You base all of your naruto made ups, or next gen. characters as related to jiraya or Jiraya's son/daughter.

me: No.

Jiraya: WHo wouldn't want to be my child though?

Me: You probably have tons of children somewhere in this world!

Everyone: -_-'

2. When someone insults Jiraya, you start naming things off that make jiaray awsome.

Me:Nothing is awsome about jiraya!

3. When ever something is about to happen to Jiraya, something bad you yell "NOOOOOOO!"

Me: NO! My friends and I laugh at his pain!

Jiraya: That is not nice!

Me: Your the peepine tom!

4. You yell happily when something good happen's to Jirraya.

Me: NO.

5. When people say they love Jirraya you growl and yell "He's mine!"

me: WHY!? He's gonna cheat on ya! He's a bloody perve!

Shikamaru:..........

Naruto: That is probably true.

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Kakashi Fans:

.1. You base all of your naruto made ups, or next gen. characters as Kakashi's relative or Kakashi's son/daughter.

me: My friend does -_-'

2. When ever something is about to happen to Kakahi, something bad you yell "NOOOOOOO!"

Me:........Sometimes..

3. You try lightening blade.

Me: That is a good move!

4. You yell happily when something good happen's to Kakshi.

Me: Somethimes.

Kakashi: ^_^

5. When people say they love Kakashi you growl and yell "He's mine!"

Me: My friend used to.

Kakahi: Used too?

Me: Are you deaf? Yes! Used to!

6. You look for the book 'make out paradise' or 'Come come paradise'

Me: no.

Kakashi: Such drama! Love!

Me: Shut up!

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Iruka fans:

Iruka: Why am I last?

Me: Because, had to do everyone else.

Iruka:......


1. You base all of your naruto made ups, or next gen. characters as related to Iruka or Iruka's son/daughter.

me: Nope.

Iruka: Everyone has seemed to have lef t for lunch.

2. When ever something is about to happen to Iruka, something bad you yell "NOOOOOOO!"

Me:........A little.

Iruka: Didyou hear me?

Me: I don't really care! Let me finish!

3. You yell happily when something good happen's to Iruka.

Me: An odd time.

Iruka: Almost done?

me: Don't rush!

4. When people say they love Iruka you growl and yell "He's mine!"

Me: No.

Iruka: Are we done?

Me: Yes.GO.-_-

Iruka: Good. *Walks to cafateria*

Demon: NExt time, the girls.
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