(Meanwhile in the Zabuza Saga)
Sakura: *watching the boys and herself fight* Stupid Frying Pan....
Me: Hey, Sakura, I found you!
Sakura: Hey. I wonder why they thought I used steroids....
Me: You really don't have boobs.
Sakura: That's not my fault...*sigh*..do you still have the remote?
Me: Yup. *pulls out remote*, but before we go back *pulls out huge Spatual that is quite literally bigger than 30 Kakashi's stacked on top of eachother*
Sakura: Woah....
Me: Now, to destroy that frying pan! *hits fast forwards button*
----------5 min later------------
Me: Back in Shippuuden...Now to find Noleta...*sees her* Noleta, I challenge you to a battle of the cooking utensils!
Noleta: *looks in awe at my spatula* I take your challenge!
(We begin to circle eachother, eyeing eachother evilly)
Naruto, Sakura, Kierra, Lore: *Eating popcorn*
Me: *fwacks Noleta with Spatual* DIE!
Noleta: *hits me with frying pan* Die yourself!
(we begin fwacking eachother furiously)
Me: Sakura...OW!..Dooesn't OW! Do steroi- OW! steroids!
Noleta: Then OW! How come OW! She has OW! No OW! Boobs OW!
Me: Because she is OW! fit and health! OW! Many people who OW! Exercise and train OW! A lot OW! Don't have OW! Large Boobs!
Noleta: Prove it! OW!
Me: *throws pregnancy test looking thing that is actually a steroid tester to Sakura* Pee on this! OW!
Sakura: Uh...Ok....*goes to bathroom*
(five minutes of wacking and she comes out)
Me: Welll? OW!
Sakura: It tested Negative for steroids.
Noleta: Derg...OW!
Me: And now for OW! the remote of doom! OW! *uses remote to pause and erase frying pan*
Noleta: NOOOOOO! *sob*
Me: and, just to be safe...*teporarily erases Noleta*
Kierra: O_O
Lore: O_O
Me: Leave, or I'll do the same to you.
Kierra and Lore: *already gone*
Me: See yah! I'm outta here, and Naruto, stay quite or I'll have Sakura hurt you again.
Naruto: Her brain is outta her- *cuts himself off*
Me: Good job! See yah, bye!
(END)
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