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Katoso: *breathing heavily*
Naruto: Holy crap your alive?!
Katoso: ..yes.
Naruto: I thought you got 'deleted'?
Katoso: I did, and I thought I was going to rot in the "recycling bin of doom", but then someone put sasuke in there, and I freaked out and managed to escape in panic.
Naruto: Why were you so freaked out by sasuke dattebayo?
Katoso: He said he needed 'comfort' T.T
Naruto: *thinks* I dont get it.
Katoso: *whispers in naruto's ear*
Naruto: THATS SICK! poor, poor, kato :(
Katoso: *nods*

Lee: Yosh!
Katoso and Naruto: Lee?
Lee: You cammot beatsh meh, I is lee!
Katoso: Your also smashed, obviously.
Lee: Noes I nots!
Katoso: Gimme the sake!
Lee: All I have is powerthirst... *holds up bottle*
((Powerthirst refreance --> http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs))
Katoso and Naruto: *looks at powerthirst* OMFG
Naruto: that.. was hilaaaaaaaarious
Lee: Yosh! Now wheresis Sakuwa!
Katoso: Why do you want to see sakura? 0.o
Lee: I hasing the urge for 400 babizorz!
Naruto and Katoso: 0__o
*lee runs off singing the canadian national anthem*

Naruto: What now, dattebayo?
Katoso: Look! *points at can* lee left his powerthirst!
Naruto: Lets drink it!
Katoso: But your ALREADY way to hyperac-
*naruto drinks its, and starts shaking violently*
Random scientist guy: The end ist neigh, ja!
*Naruto's eyes go all big, and he begins running at super speeds*
Naruto: Yipeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Katoso: *puts his leg out*
Naruto: *trips and lands so hard into a tree, he gets his head stuck in it*
Katoso: Hehe.. narutos raping a tree..
NaruTree fans: Yay!
Naruto: Im going to kill you when I get outta here!
*narutos head comes out with a 'pop'*
Katoso: You can really damage your head anyway, not like theres anything important in there anyway.
Naruto: meh. But I feel like dissing someone.

Katoso: Idea!
Naruto: ?
Katoso: I can explain why sasuke is emo!
Naruto: Seriously!?
Katoso: *put up a projector*
*naruto randomly has some popcorn*
Katoso: You see, sasuke has his own collection of fangirls, like ino and sakura. *points at pics*
Naruto: Yeah, so what?
Katoso: well these, fangirls, have small boobs... *points at boobs on pic*
Naruto: Thats kinda rude, but whatever, dattebayo.
Katoso: Whilst people who have BIG boobs *points at pics of tsunde and hinata* Like naruto.
Naruto: Giggity giggity goo! ^.^
Katoso: This is why sasuke is emo =D
Naruto: What about itachi-kun
Katoso: *shakes his head* nope
Naruto: *stands up and starts leaving*
Katoso: Where are you going?
Naruto: To find hinata-chan! Powerthirst thing!
*Narutos runs off screaming something about 400 babies*
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