Katoso: It's me again! ^_^
crowd: *unimpressed* yay..
Katoso: Right, I thought I'd do something random this time..
Naruto: Do you do ANYTHING that makes sense, EVER?
Katoso: Well, no, but thats why the fans love me!
*awkward silence*
Katoso: T.T ..bastards..
Naruto: You got served, beleive it!
Katoso: hey, looking back on this weird random story-type-thing, arent you going out with hinata now?
Naruto: *shrugs* cant really do anything.
Katoso: Why not?
Naruto: If I do anything romantic/lemony or anything like that, I get torn limb from limb by hinatas dad, and all NaruSaku, etc, fangirls, and if I dont do anything, I get mauled by naruhina fans..
Katoso: So basically, your f**ked.
Naruto: aye
*hinata walks in*
Hinata: H-hi naruto..
Naruto: *sighs* I hate you..
Hinata + furious naruhina fans: WHAT!?
Naruto: *sweatdrop* I-I-I mean I l-love you!
Other naruto pairing fans + hinatas dad: WHAT?!
Naruto: o.o *quiet* I s-said nothing..
Katoso: Enough of that! I'm bored, wheres sasuke!
Sasuke: *appears* You rang?
Katoso: 0.o Actually, nevermind, noone likes sas-gay
Sakura: *from a mile away* I do!
Katoso: You don't count, you fail as a useful character!
Sakura: But... *cries*
Katoso: Now, by the powah of fanfiction, I will do something COMPLETELY unexpected!
Naruto: Like what?
Katoso: summon something that'll kill you in one hit! ^.^
Naruto: eh?!?
Katoso: *summons mario*
Mario: WooHoo! *jumps on naruto, killing him, then dissapears in a puff of smoke*
Naruto: 0_X .. why?..
Katoso: Becuz you doubt mah powah! (*evil laugh*)
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Chapter end notes: By this, you can tell I have no F**cking idea what I'm doing anymore! ^.^