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Me: (Who from now on shall be known as Maggie) *walks in*
Shikamaru: Who're you?
Maggie: I'm Maggie.
Shikamaru: I see. So troublesome.
Naruto: Hi Maggie! BELIEVE IT!
Maggie: o___o? Oh gosh, the English version of Naruto...
Hinata: Y...Y...Yeah...
Maggie: *looks at Hinata* Awww, you're stuttering again... that's adorable Hinata! *glomps Hinata*
Hinata: H...H...Help M...M...Me!
Naruto: *saves Hinata*
Hinata: *turns deep red*
Naruto: I saved you! Believe it!
Maggie: o___o"
Maggie: I would like to point out that Hinata is my favorite character, even above Shikamaru-
Shikamaru: TT__TT
Maggie: and if a certain someone... *looks directly at Naruto* doesn't date her I will go off the deep end.
Kiba: OKAY! OKAY! I'll date her!
Naruto: Not you, Kiba, she MEANT ME!
Kiba: TT_TT awww...
Naruto: Hinata... would you like to... go out... with me?
Hinata: *faints*
Maggie: *wakes Hinata up*
Hinata: YES! OH FOR PETE'S SAKE YEESSSSS!!!
Everyone: 0_______0"
Maggie: Yey! Now time to find Shikamaru...
Shikamaru: Oh go-
Maggie: *jumps on Shikamaru* Wait... er, Temari isn't here, is she?
Shikamaru: No...
Maggie: GOOD! *starts attacking Shikamaru with hugs and kisses* MWAH! MWAH! MWAH!
Shikamaru: Neji... help me!
Neji: What can I do?
Shikamaru: GETTEROFFAME!
Neji: *sighs* Hey Maggie.
Maggie: MWAH! MWAH! WHAT? MWAH!
Neji: *removes shirt*
Maggie: *slight nosebleed* heh heh...
Neji: *takes out ponytail*
Maggie: *starts attacking Neji instead but stops halfway through* Wait... Shikamaru... or Neji?
Kiba: Hey wait... can I be in it too?
Maggie: Shikamaru, Kiba, or Neji? OH GOSH! *looks at Shikamaru* This IS troublesome...
Temari: Shikamaru is mine, bitch.
Maggie: *stares at her fan and hands Shikamaru over* Okay, now it's between Kiba and Neji! I didn't want to fight Temari because she has Gaara on her side... speaking of Gaara, he's hot too... but I'll stick to Kiba and Neji right now. But I WILL fight TenTen and whoever likes Kiba for them.
TenTen: o____o
Whoever likes Kiba: o_____o
Maggie:... I pick... KIBA!
Kiba: YES!
TenTen: YES!
Neji: YES!
Whoever likes Kiba: Awww....
Maggie: Anyway, summary of this whole episode. Naruto's now dating Hinata, and I'm dating Kiba... THE END!
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