Katoso: Oh dear god, I'm back in the realm of cheesy naruto fanfiction...
Naruto: Why are you so sarcastic?
Katoso: I'm not sarcastic, I'm a realist!
Naruto: But your a fanfiction character yourself, how can you complain about it?!
Katoso: Because my dear naruto, I'm sexy... wait, how the hell did you know I'm a fanfic char?! You have TONFA?!
Naruto: *nods* Well I used that random computer they had in the Chunin exams, the one which set the preliminary matches, dattebayo!
Katoso: Hmph, well I hoped you liked naruto enru.. (hint, hint >.>)
Naruto: Meh, it wasn’t to bad- Wanna get some ramen?
Katoso: Not really...
Naruto: Hethen! O.O
Katoso: No, ramen just sucks.
Naruto: *Bursts into tears*
What’s better than ramen? *sniffle*
Katoso: lots of things, beer, chocolate, women...
Naruto: Whats so good about women, dattebayo? You can’t eat a woman!
Katoso: T.T Naruto, are you like a 5 year old or something?
Naruto: What do you mean?
Katoso: Nevermind, ask Kakashi or something about it... maybe then you'll understand about hinata...
Naruto: Yeah, she is kinda weird..
Katoso: Idiot.. She’s totally into you, you flea-brained twit!
*Kiba suddenly jumps out of a tree, panicking*
Kiba: Fleas?! Where?! AHHHH!
Naruto and Katoso: o.0
Naruto: Why were you in that tree kiba?!
Kiba: I chased a cat up there, and I couldn’t get down ;'(
Katoso: But you did just now, and we've seen you jump from tree t tree loads of times... your a freaking ninja for gods sake!
Kiba: Oh yeah... but this is a fanfiction, most things that happen here dont make any f*^$ing sense anyways... wait, did i just get censored?!
Katoso: seems so...
Kiba: That’s f$%king ridiculous! What the f$%k do they think theyre doing, I thought we had freedom of speech for f£$ks sake!
Hidan: You're telling me -.-
Katoso: So if you got censored, then that must mean... oh dear god!
Kiba: What?
Katoso: We must of entered the English dub part of the fanfiction! *shivers in fear*
Kiba: So?
*Katoso and Kiba look round at Naruto*
*Naruto is shaking violently and frothing at the mouth*
Naruto: ....... ARGH!!!
Katoso: Run away!
Naruto: Believe it! Believe it! Believe it! Believe it! Believe it! Believe it! Believe it! Believe it! Believe it! Believe it! Believe it! Believe it! Believe it! Believe it! Believe it! Believe it! Believe it! Believe it! Believe it! Believe it! Believe it! Believe it! Believe it! Believe it! Believe it! Believe it! Believe it! Believe it! Believe it! Believe it! Believe it! Believe it! BELEIVE IT!
Kiba: *Bleeding through his ears*
Katoso: *crying*
Naruto: What’s wrong, believe it?
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Chapter end notes: Katoso: My second added, random adventure... meh