(Itachi’s lair)
“You wait! Sasuke’s gonna show up and kick your butt!” Sakura said despairingly.
“Really, because i have just been over there and he doesn’t really seem bothered, i don’t think he will be coming over here and playing hero anytime soon”
“*sigh* So what are you going to do to me No wait don’t tell me......sex slave”
“Ugh, don’t think so, i am far prettier than you, if i wanted a sex slave i might as well shout out onto the street and plenty of girls would come running, the reason i brought you here is to lure sasuke here, but it seems he doesn't give monkeys butt about you, so instead while i was over there i took something much more valuable to him. I think we will be seeing him any second..”
QUE SASUKE!!
“Ok you bastard where is he!?”
“SASUKE-KUN YOU CAME BACK FOR ME”
“Ew, hell no i hate girl’s, they give you cooties you know, i am here for my best friend”
“Sorry sasuke i really don’t know what you are talking about” Itachi said in a sly voice.
“YES YOU DO YOU DOSY PLANK FACE, I WANT MR. FWUFUMS”
“NO”
“YES
“NO”
“NU HU”
“UH HU”
“NU HU”
“STOP THIS, WHY DO YOU WANT MR.FWUFUMS ANYWAY?”
“Because i enjoy every moment of your misery, plus i REALLY have nothing better to do”
“........Is that why you joined the Atsuki, and evil organisation which lives to kill SIMPLY BECAUSE YOU WERE BORED?”
“No, they sent me a very persuasive leaflet here i will show you”
JOIN THE ATSUKI
our facilities include pool table and
hot drink’s machine!
(must be willing to risk life in hopeless battles )
Also we have
!free muffins!
“Wow that is persuasive!”
“I told you so”
Sasuke thinks.
“Hey, are they still hiring?”
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(the atsuki leaflet was suposed to come out pink and be in different sizes lettering)