Of course suicide was not the end, NO-ONE CAN DEFEAT ME, not even myself.
I woke up and i was in Konaha hospital, with naruto in my face.
“What the hell happened?, Where am i?”
“Sasuke don't you remember? You attempted suicide, but failed”
“I DIDN'T FAIL.....I MEANT TO DO THAT”
“Sure....Oh Sakura’s here to see you”
“Tell her i died.....of....sub conjunctionalhemeragedisorderness”
“Okay, seeing as your the suicidal patient”
Naruto went out the room and after a few moments i heard a shriek, so loud only a pink-haired stalker bill bored forehead bitch chicken hater could pull it off with-out her ears falling off.
“SASUKE, NO SASUKE, I NEVER GOT A CHANCE TO SAY I LOVED YOU”
Oh yeah, what about the billion times you did, like when i was eating with Naruto or all those times you ‘ran out of toilet paper and accidentally came into the bathroom while i was in the shower’.
ANYWAY, that night while i was sleeping i heard a noise from my window, and i saw a dark shadow at the end of my bed.
“I’m going to rape you little boy”
“WHAT THE FUCK, WHO IS THAT?”
The light switched on and i saw the figure was none other then my older brother Itachi...
“You, I HATE YOU, YOU RUINED MY DREAMS, YOU, YOU DREAM RUINER”
“Man stressy, calm it down, anyway i came to say i have kidnapped your little girlfriend Sakura”
Me being the genius i am i played along.
“Noooo, not sakura leave her alone”
“No, i wont MWHAHAHA *cough, cough*”
“Oh, so is that it?”
“Yeah pretty much......”
“So what was with the ‘im gonna rape you little boy thing all about?”
“I was just having a jaffa cake with you lil bro”
“Really”
“Of course..”
“So..it never crossed your mind”
“Why do you say that?”
“Well you know you sneaking into my room while i am in bed, you could have just called”
“Yeah well i didn't, ummm anyways i got to go, balamoy’s on and i haven't taped”
“Kay well.....see ya”
“You dont want me to give you a hug good nigh-”
“Just go”
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