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Kakashi you idiot! by naomi_sama

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Kakashi sat in a chair next to the hospital bed where the girl lay, nose buried in his book. He tried to focus on the contents on the pages but the fact of where he was still lingered in the back of his mind. Damn these hospitals! I should be enjoying reading this but I cant focus. I hope she wakes up soon.Now, I bet you are wondering why he hates hospitals so much. Yes? Well, Ill tell you. The reason is...drum roll .ITS A SECRET! MWAHAHAHAHAHA-hack cough.hahahahackahem. Sorry bout that. Im not weird all the time but I have my moments. Better to save the hospital thing for later. Anyways, lets continue with the story, shall we?

The girls wounds were all healed by the medic nins but she had yet to regain consciousness. That is, until now. Moaning, she slowly opened her eyes and stared at the hospital light above her bed, a look of confusion on her face. She blinked and sat up in the bed. Slowly, she took in her surroundings until her gaze met Kakashis.

Kakashi froze when her eyes locked with his visible one. They were the most intense blue he had ever seen. They were ringed with long, dark lashes that made them look bluer. Snapping himself out of his entranced state, he smiled and said, "Hey." Her shock finally wore off. She blinked.

"AIIIEEE!"

She rolled off the bed and landed with a loud thump on the hard floor. The blankets went with her. I think everyone in the village heard her scream, for everything went very quiet. On the other side of town, an ice cream vendor dropped a cone of ice cream in shock, causing the little kid he was serving to wail. Luckily for Kakashi, he saw it coming and plugged his ears ahead of time.

He chuckled as she slowly raised her head over the bed to glare at him.

"Who are you? Where the hell am I!?" she pointed a finger at him, as if accusing him of something.

"My names Kakashi, and you are in the hidden leaf village." He said pleasantly, returning to his book. This seemed to piss her off big time. She ran around the bed and grabbed him by the front of the shirt.

"Listen, you! Dont just brush me off like that! What the hell is going on here!?" She snarled. Her frown managed to deepen as she scowled. Kakashi sighed and put away his book. Just what I need. Another temperamental one.

"I should be asking you the same thing." He replied. "When we found you, you were unconscious among a mass of dead bodies." Her anger dissipated and turned to confusion. He continued. "Any idea how that happened?" The look on her face was answer enough.

"I guess not. What is the name of the village you came from? Where is it hidden?" She shook her head and backed away.

"I dont remember anything." She clenched her head. "WHY cant I remember?" Kakashi stared at her. He almost felt sorry for her. Almost.

"I see." he said seriously. "You must be suffering from amnesia. Do you remember your name?" She nodded.

"Maya." she said thoughtfully. "My names Maya. I cant remember my last name."

"Well, Maya. What DO you remember?" Kakashi wanted to get this over with as soon as possible so that he could get the hell out of there and report to the Hokage. That, and he was hungry. Ramen sounded pretty good at the moment.

Maya thought long and hard. What did she remember? She remembered a lot, actually. She remembered all the villagers and their names. She remembered that she was a medic nin too. She remembered that just days before she was helping with the chuunin exams. She remembered going on her first mission as a chuunin also. What she couldnt remember was all of the important things. Like her last name, the villages location and name, who the Hokage was, who her parents were She repeated her thoughts to Kakashi, who nodded.

"A jounin, huh? Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura are going to be taking their chuunin exams in a few months." He replied. His visible eye looked up as if he were in deep thought. "And I think Sakura wants to be a medic nin." WHO these people were she had no idea. Suddenly, she remembered something.

"I was banished." she said in a monotone sort of voice.

"What?" His visible eye widened and he looked at her.

"You heard me! I was banished from my village." She looked down. Whoa. This certainly is a change of events.

"Why?" He asked. Oh shit. he thought. I hope shes not some psychopath killer.(Me: XD)

"I cant remember that part very well. I think it was for something I didnt do." He sighed in relief at that. Maya punched the wall in frustration. Lets just say it left quite a dent.

"Dammit! Why cant I remember anything?" she buried her face in her hands and began to cry. Not sure what to say to comfort her, Kakashi left in a cloud of smoke.
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