Xena: So we're back. It's before they start filming, looks like they were up all night.
*Everyone is sleeping, the Director is talking to the Producer, the Camera Man is setting everything up and the Director's Assitant it typing up scripts.*
Director: *Grabs megaphone* ALL OF YA WAKE UP ALREADY!
*Sasuke shoots up and bangs his head on a lamp, Naruto rolls of the couch, Kakashi's book is stuck on his face and he is now running around like a moron, Sakura is ready to kill something*
Kakashi: I'M BLIND! OH LORD, I'M BLIND! HELP ME SOMEONE! HELP ME TOM CRUISE! USE YOUR WITCHCRAFT TO- *Hits wall and passes out*
Everyone but Kakashi: *BIG sweatdrop*
Director: *Smacks self* HATAKE! YOU BETTER GET UP THIS INSTANT OR YOU'RE FIRED!
*Kakashi gets up, the book hanging off his face*
Director: Now we're at the part with Naruto and Sasuke in the forest, so everyone else go die somewhere.
Sakura: Are we even getting paid to do this?
Director: No, now shut up and go get something to eat, you look like a twig.
Chouji: FOOD! *Bombards food table*
Director: WHERE THE HELL DID THE FAT ASS COME FROM?!
Jiraiya: Uh, you told me to let all the cast in.
Director: YOU are a HORRIBLE DOORMAN! *Kicks Jiraiya to his post* YOU NEVER LEAVE YOUR POST YOU TEME!
Jiraiya: Dobe...
Director: SO WHERE DID THE FAT ASS COME FROM?!
Assistant: Well, sir, you told everyone to come today just in case you got to their parts.
Director: DID I ASK YOU?! *Chugs coffee*
Naruto: *Whispering to Sasuke* Like he needs any more coffee...
Director: GOT SOMETHING TO SHARE, UZUMAKI?!
Naruto: Nope, *Thumbs up* I'm all good!
Director: OKAY, PLACES YOU TWO!
*Sasuke and Naruto go to their spots*
Director: AND ACTION!
*Nothing happens*
Director: I SAID ACTION YOU MORONS!
*Nothing*
Director: WHERE THE HELL IS THE CAMERA MAN?!
Producer: He's taking a nap.
Director: *Gets megaphone* WAKE UP OR YER FIRED!
*The Camera Man scrambles to the camera and turns it on*
Director: ACTION!
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Chapter notes: Another hilarious encounter.