Kakashi*has broken arm and eye is healed*: Let's get this over with before I get another injury.
Tem: Yeah, yeah.*opens front door*
Chouji: Who the **** are you?! Get out of our house!*throws chips at them and they land on floor in front of Kakashi who takes a step and falls over*
Kakashi: My back!
Tem:*drags him to Shikamaru's room and walks in*Mr. Nara?
Shikamaru: Huh?*wakes up*Who are you?
Tem: I'm Tem Ura and this is Hatake Kakashi. We're here for an interview.
Shikamaru: Eh...Can't be worse than last time....*thinks back to creepygothbunny's interview*Oh..um....Go ahead, I guess.
Tem: Name?
Shikamaru: Shikamaru Nara....
Tem: Rank?
Shikamaru: Genin.....*dozes off*
Tem: Greatest Ambition?
Shikamaru: ......
Tem: Shikamaru?
Shikamaru: ......
Kakashi: The lazy ******* fell asleep on us!
Shikamaru: Hrnh? Lazy *******? *attempts to murder Kakashi but settles on stealing his book and breaking his leg*
Kakashi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Tem: Uh....Oh-kay....Moving on...If you could switch places with anyone, who would it be?
Shikamaru: Naruto.....
Tem: Why?
Shikamaru: He's such a drag...And he's got fangirls!
Tem: Uh-huh.....Greatest Rival?
Shikamaru: Same as above and same reason.
Tem: Um...alright..Kakashi, shut up about your freakin' book! Go buy a new one afterwards!
Kakashi: Can we go to the hospital first?
Tem: No...
Kakashi: YAYYYYYYYYYYY!
Tem: *hits him over head with lamp, knocking him out*
Shikamaru: Thanks.
Tem: No problem. Okay, last question. Greatest Ambition...again?
Shikamaru: No comment.
Tem: Okay, thank you for being so cooperative, Mr. Nara.*turns to camera* Tune in next time when we interview Chouji Akimichi! Come on Kakashi..*drags him out again*
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