Kakashi*has bandages around eye*: Welcome back to Interviews with Kakashi and Company. I'm Hatake Kakashi and this is Tem Ura, my co-host. Today we will interview Gekko Hayate, proctor for the 3rd part of the Chuunin Exam. And just to make sure I don't get hurt like last time, I won't be asking questions. Tem?
Tem: *knocks*Hello Mr. Hayate. I'm Tem Ura and I will be interviewing you today.
Hayate: *opens door*Come on*cough*in.*cough*
Tem: So, we're going to ask you kind of the same questions as we asked Ms. Yamanaka yesterday, alright?
Hayate: All right.*cough*
Tem: Name?
Hayate: Gekko*cough*Hayate.
Tem: Ran-*Gekko coughs* Rank?
Hayate: Jou-*cough*-nin.
Tem: Greatest Ambition?
Hayate: If I told you that*cough*I wouldn't be able*cough*to call it*cough*an ambition*cough*, would I?
Tem: Yes...
Hayate: *has a coughing fit*
Tem: Moving on....If you could switch places with anyone not involved with who would it be?
Hayate: Kurenai.
Tem: Why?
Hayate: Because I could go into the shower and-
Tem: Just shut up. Now, who's your greatest rival?
Hayate: No one.
Tem: Really?
Hayate: Actually, yes. His name is General Grievous.
Tem: From Star Wars Episode 3?
Hayate: Yes.
Tem: ......
Hayate: *cough cough*
Kakashi: *bursts out laughing*A fictional character?! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Hayate: *glares and stabs Kakashi in the arm with a kunai**coughs*
Kakashi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! MY ARM!!!!!!!!!*rolls on floor screaming*
Tem: Let's move on, shall we?
Hayate: *nods and coughs*
Tem: Okay, last question. What's with your cough?
Hayate: I smoke.*cough*
Tem: Really?
Hayate: No.*cough*
Tem: Oh.*stares*Well, uh...That's all the time we have for today. Next time, we'll interview, Shikamaru Nara.*drags Kakashi out*
Kakashi: MY ARM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hayate: Come back sometime!*cough* I'll make cookies!*cough*
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Chapter notes: Time to interview the Grievous clone!