TONFA
The Original Naruto Fanfic Archive

Main Categories

Het Romance [1097]
Any Naruto fanfiction with the main plot orientating around different sex couples.
Alternate Universe & Crossovers [655]
Where cast of the Naruto Universe are inserted into an alternate universe.
Essays & Tutorials [18]
An area to submit intelligent essays debating topics about the Naruto Universe and writing tutorial submissions.
 
General Fiction [1741]
Any Naruto fanfiction focused without romantic orientation, on a canon character in the current Naruto Universe.
OC-centric [871]
Any Naruto fanfic that has the major inclusion of a fan-made character.
Non-Naruto Fiction [294]
Self-evident
 
Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance [1580]
Any Naruto fanfiction with the main plot orientating around male same sex couples.
MadFic [203]
Any fic with no real plot and humor based. Doesn't require correct spelling, paragraphing or punctuation but it's a very good idea.
 
Shojo-ai/Yuri Romance [107]
Any Naruto fanfiction with the main plot orientating around female same sex couples.
Fan Ninja Bingo Book [128]
An area to store fanfic information, such as bios, maps, political histories. No stories.
Juvi-Fics [2]
Because no fic is deleted, if a fic doesn't abide by the rules of the category or author doesn't respond to mods, it belongs here.
 
 

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Members: 11431
Series: 262
Stories: 5924
Chapters: 25736
Word count: 48207723
Authors: 2180
Reviews: 41245
Reviewers: 1764
Newest Member: okupi
Challenges: 255
Challengers: 193
 


Genres: Parody
Other Results: 8 Series



Stories

Title: At the Moon and Other Poems by shadesmaclean New!
Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 2]
Summary: A collection of assorted poetry and verse I've written over the years.
Category: Non-Naruto Fiction > Poems
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Dark, Fantasy, General, Horror, Humor, Parody, Poetry, Sci-Fi, Spiritual, Supernatural, Tragedy
Warnings: Dark, Death
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 42 | Completed: No | Word count: 18401 | Read count: 3126 [Report This]
Published: 31/10/13 | Updated: 11/09/17


Title: Adventures at Konoha High!! by Nabichu
Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Naruto want's so very badly to be the S┼Źban of all Japan (Yakuza Leader) Hinata just wants his attention. Like Sakura does with Sasuke. and the rest of students just want to go through School normally while juggling Love, Tests and Graduation.
Category: Alternate Universe & Crossovers > High School Fics, General Fiction > Timeless, General Fiction > Character-Centric
Characters: All
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, General, Humor, Parody, Romance
Warnings: AU, Rape, Sexual Themes, Yaoi, Yuri
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 494 | Read count: 291 [Report This]
Published: 16/09/16 | Updated: 16/09/16


Title: The Book of Hondo by shadesmaclean
Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 2]
Summary: 10th Anniversary Edition! Now with 13% more typos! Bored in study hall, they started their own religion, and this one was commissioned to write its sacred text, in exchange for becoming their First Apostle. And so it came to pass, the most demented religious book ever written, an epic tale about nothing. (This book containeth more than thy USDA Recommended Daily Allowance of Irony, Unrefined Satire, and Vitamin X, and may cause random side-effects for those who take themselves, or their religion, too seriously.)
Category: Non-Naruto Fiction, Non-Naruto Fiction > Original stories, Non-Naruto Fiction > Poems
Characters: OC
Genres: Action/Adventure, Fantasy, Humor, Parody, Poetry, Sci-Fi, Supernatural
Warnings: Death, Sexual Themes
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 129 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 101461 | Read count: 20339 [Report This]
Published: 07/08/13 | Updated: 16/04/14


Title: Itachi 'Let's it Go' by Maia Nishikawa
Rated: U Liked [Reviews - 2]
Summary: This is a crack fic about what happened after Itachi killed his clan, and how he became the even colder shinobi we came to know him as. Not only that, it is a musical number.

"Two tears leak from his eyes; tears he had been fighting to suppress. Finally, he opens his mouth and begins to sing."

Naruto+Frozen Parody.

(It might sound like a really weird combination now, but I promise the lyrics fit the scenes very well.
Category: MadFic > Parody, MadFic > Other
Characters: Itachi Uchiha
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 951 | Read count: 820 [Report This]
Published: 14/02/14 | Updated: 14/02/14


Title: What Does The Fox Say- Naruto Version! by Maia Nishikawa
Rated: U [Reviews - 1]
Summary: This is the annual Shinobi Music Video Festival, featuring the new viral 'What does the Fox Say' music video by Ylvis, Naruto version. It had to be written sooner or later. :)
Category: MadFic > Other
Characters: All
Genres: General, Humor, Parody
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 549 | Read count: 1829 [Report This]
Published: 10/11/13 | Updated: 10/11/13


Title: High School Hurts by moshstar
Rated: R18 Liked [Reviews - 7]
Summary: Naruto is always an outcast, bullied at his old school his successful criminal lawyer sends him to Konoha Boarding school, will he be rejected like usual?
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Fluff (Shonen-ai/Yaoi), Het Romance > Fluff, Het Romance > Angst, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto
Characters: All
Genres: Angst, Drama, General, Humor, Parody, Romance
Warnings: Sexual Themes, Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 | Completed: No | Word count: 9391 | Read count: 1247 [Report This]
Published: 22/01/12 | Updated: 02/11/13


Title: The Pros and Cons of Marrying Itachi Uchia by Maia Nishikawa
Rated: 15 [Reviews - 0]
Summary: This is a sequel to my madfic which is the same thing for Sasuke. It gives the good sides and bad sides to having a relationship with Itachi and then marrying him.
Category: MadFic > Other
Characters: Itachi Uchiha
Genres: General, Parody, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 512 | Read count: 828 [Report This]
Published: 20/10/13 | Updated: 20/10/13


Title: Kill All Your Friends by moshstar
Rated: R18 Liked [Reviews - 9]
Summary:


Kiba has always been trouble Drama has always followed Kiba around in life and he can't seem to escape In a desperate attempt he moves out and changes schools Then he meets Shino And everything seemed SO perfect But as usual misery is around the corner.....
Category: OC-centric, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Fluff (Shonen-ai/Yaoi), Het Romance > Angst
Characters: All
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, General, Humor, Parody, Romance
Warnings: OOC, Sexual Themes, Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 17 | Completed: No | Word count: 23246 | Read count: 12183 [Report This]
Published: 14/11/08 | Updated: 28/07/13


Title: The Forgotten Concepts by DropDeadThenDance
Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 37]
Summary: Alright, so this is just a random compliment of old characters and some newer ones. They are characters that I just can't seem to write a decent story about, or couldn't get past the first couple chapters.

Anyway, all the characters in this Concept Book are mine, also, all the art included in this book is mine :D
Category: OC-centric, Fan Ninja Bingo Book > OC-Bios, Alternate Universe & Crossovers > Real World, Alternate Universe & Crossovers > Other
Characters: OC
Genres: Action/Adventure, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Parody, Romance, Spiritual, Supernatural, Tragedy
Warnings: Dark, Death, Sexual Themes
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 17 | Completed: No | Word count: 20342 | Read count: 10515 [Report This]
Published: 05/04/12 | Updated: 11/04/13


Title: No Mary-Sue, Make my OC blue ='[ by nkbz
Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 39]
Summary: Takuyamo-chan arrives through one of the various methods of arriving into the Naruto universe only to discover he is not in Konoha, possibly not even close to it. Confused and frustrated he has no powers like the other OC fan fictions he adores, he begins a quest to attain Mary-Sue powers and experience the Naruto world as he had seen in his favorite fan fictions! Parodies of popular fics included.

Of course it will have lemons(Ok I lied)! Some distasteful language and situations await. And everything else that will get you to view it Photobucket
Category: OC-centric, MadFic > Parody
Characters: All
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Humor, Parody, Romance
Warnings: AU, Death, Drabble, OOC, Sexual Themes
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 | Completed: No | Word count: 4634 | Read count: 7783 [Report This]
Published: 26/06/09 | Updated: 25/04/12


Title: Akatsuki Drag Race by KurayamiLeader
Rated: PG Liked [Reviews - 1]
Summary: What happens when sixteen Akatsuki hopefuls enter a life or death competition to become the best of the best? It's going to be hell...in high heels!
Category: Alternate Universe & Crossovers, General Fiction
Characters: Akatsuki, All
Genres: Action/Adventure, Fantasy, Humor, Parody
Warnings: Death, Sexual Themes, Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 2996 | Read count: 2268 [Report This]
Published: 12/04/12 | Updated: 12/04/12


Title: Manga With Mochi by Fangirl
Rated: 15 Round robin Liked [Reviews - 11]
Summary: Hello there, I'm Fangirl, but I'm known by many names (depends on which character I'm talking to).

Anyway, I read the latest chapter and write down my commentary while interviewing characters, whether it's yelling at them, or telling them how much I love them! ^_^
Category: MadFic > Interviews and Talk Shows
Characters: All
Genres: Parody
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 10 | Completed: No | Word count: 5445 | Read count: 6850 [Report This]
Published: 19/10/11 | Updated: 22/02/12


Title: "Kankun" nie znaczy kompletnie nic by Neonka
Rated: U Liked [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Naruto" fanfiction. Rzecz o krewniaku Orochimaru. Występuje rˇwnież Naruto jako Hokage, Sakura jako sfrustrowana samotna matka i Sasuke jako nieistotny element otoczenia. Oj, będzie się działo.
Category: OC-centric, MadFic > Parody, General Fiction > Naruto, General Fiction > Timeskip
Characters: Orochimaru
Genres: Parody
Warnings: Dark
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 32 | Completed: No | Word count: 101553 | Read count: 21679 [Report This]
Published: 04/01/10 | Updated: 07/11/11


Title: Narutastic: A legacy by SincereGlomp
Rated: PG Liked [Reviews - 34]
Summary: Brought to you by yogurt, because you can't say 'yo' without getting hurt.
Me and the nin's chillin... GET AWAY FROM MY MOMS NAIL POLISH ITACHI! Random oneshots for your enjoyment. Rated PG because of slight language and the once-in-a-blue-moon suggestive stuffs I will try to upload at least once a week.
OROCHIMARU! GIVE ME THE REMOTE!! NO MORE SOAPS!!!
Gah, what's with that snake and soaps!?!
Category: OC-centric, MadFic > Parody, General Fiction > Naruto, MadFic > Script Fic, General Fiction > Naruto Shippuuden
Characters: All
Genres: Parody
Warnings: OOC
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 13 | Completed: No | Word count: 7131 | Read count: 10175 [Report This]
Published: 11/03/11 | Updated: 09/10/11


Title: Akatsuki & Their Webkinz Kinz Chat by SincereGlomp
Rated: U Liked [Reviews - 35]
Summary: Each time any of the Akatsuki members sit down for even the mildest of chats it ends in blood, renovations to the hide out, and general annoyance. Pein has had enough and has asked all the Akatsuki members to talk online on webkinz kinz chat.

Now with furry animals, the Akatsuki embark on the one mission S-ranked criminals might not be able to handle: eachother in chat rooms.

In response to AkatsukiLemonLover23 's challenge.
Category: MadFic > Parody, MadFic > Script Fic, MadFic > Other
Characters: Akatsuki
Genres: Parody
Warnings: None
Challenges: , MAKE A KATSUKI CHATROOM
Challenge: , MAKE A KATSUKI CHATROOM
Series: None
Chapters: 11 | Completed: No | Word count: 6610 | Read count: 8305 [Report This]
Published: 19/03/11 | Updated: 09/10/11


Title: It's Rather Strange That... by Demon Fox
Rated: U Liked [Reviews - 9]
Summary: Here are some things that are strange about fanfictions, writers, readers, and TONFA in general...
Category: MadFic > Other, General Fiction > Naruto
Characters: None
Genres: General, Humor, Parody
Warnings: None
Challenges: Isn't it strange...,
Challenge: Isn't it strange...,
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 348 | Read count: 1010 [Report This]
Published: 02/09/11 | Updated: 02/09/11


Title: Narutardosis by Demon Fox
Rated: U Liked [Reviews - 8]
Summary: There's a new disease sweeping the world...

It's Narutardosis!

Here's a list of 25 symptoms to determine if you are a Narutard.
Category: MadFic > Parody, General Fiction > Naruto
Characters: None
Genres: General, Humor, Parody
Warnings: None
Challenges: You Know You're A Narutard When...,
Challenge: You Know You're A Narutard When...,
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 335 | Read count: 1029 [Report This]
Published: 02/09/11 | Updated: 02/09/11


Title: To be free as a cloud by Miko_Yami
Rated: U Liked [Reviews - 2]
Summary:

my first fanfic


Category: OC-centric, Fan Ninja Bingo Book > Story Information
Characters: Itachi Uchiha
Genres: Parody
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1866 | Read count: 1038 [Report This]
Published: 10/08/11 | Updated: 10/08/11


Title: Chunin Exams Done The Obvious Way by SincereGlomp
Rated: U Liked [Reviews - 6]
Summary: I was re-watching the chunin exams and realized a massive gap (kansas tornado size) in Ibik's logic.

Now to buy more pudding....

Enjoy the crack fic ^-^
Category: OC-centric, MadFic > Parody, General Fiction > Naruto, MadFic > Script Fic
Characters: All
Genres: Parody
Warnings: OOC
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 372 | Read count: 1237 [Report This]
Published: 16/03/11 | Updated: 16/03/11


Title: Why 7 Minutes In Akatsuki Heaven Would Never Work by SincereGlomp
Rated: PG Liked [Reviews - 7]
Summary: I've noticed that there are a lot of '7 minutes in heaven' and 'spin the bottle' fanfics going around. I also noticed, most of them are 'Akatsuki style'. This always seems to bug me, as I don't think there is a single member of Akatsuki that would go for this. So, in summary, I wrote what I see would really happen. Enjoy my oneshot mockery of the traditional '7 minutes in heaven' fic.
^-^
Category: OC-centric, MadFic > Parody
Characters: Akatsuki
Genres: Parody
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 571 | Read count: 5318 [Report This]
Published: 11/03/11 | Updated: 11/03/11


Title: Solaris: Hidden Leaf Chronicles by Tagumon
Rated: PG Liked [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Me and Mimichiko go to Save the Hidden Villages
Category: General Fiction > Naruto
Characters: All
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Dark, Drama, Fantasy, General, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Parody, Romance, Supernatural, Tragedy
Warnings: Dark, Death, Sexual Themes
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 406 | Read count: 1319 [Report This]
Published: 24/10/10 | Updated: 24/11/10


Title: You and Me and Us and Them by Aishwarya
Rated: 18 Liked [Reviews - 1]
Summary: PWP. Collection of oneshots. Mostly het, some threesome, slash and femmeslash.Warnings and description before each chapter. Suggestions welcome and concrit strongly encouraged.
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Naruto and Gaara, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Itachi and Naruto, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Gaara and Neji, Het Romance > Top Six Pairs > Naruto and Hinata, Het Romance > Top Six Pairs > Sasuke and Sakura, Het Romance > Top Six Pairs > Shikamaru and Temari
Characters: Clan Hyuuga, Clan Uchiha, Gaara, Kakashi Hatake, Naruto Uzumaki, Nagato (Pain), Shikamaru Nara
Genres: Graphic lemon, Humor, Parody, Romance
Warnings: AU, OOC, Sexual Themes, Yaoi, Yuri
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1185 | Read count: 3413 [Report This]
Published: 20/10/10 | Updated: 20/10/10


Title: Awkward by RamenFox
Rated: PG Liked [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Naruto approached a team meeting among the rookie nine one day bright red. He had an announcement to make. Yaoi themed, No Pairings (Probably)
Category: MadFic > Parody, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Warned (Shonen-ai/Yaoi)
Characters: All, Naruto Uzumaki
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: OOC, Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 3316 | Read count: 1736 [Report This]
Published: 14/07/10 | Updated: 14/07/10


Title: How to Deal with Boredom by Naruto Uzumaki by RamenFox
Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Leave it to Naruto to show you how to have a good time when in reality all you want to do is relax on your day off.

Warning: Absolute crap, OOC, OC, Parody, One-shot
Category: MadFic > Parody
Characters: Naruto Uzumaki, OC
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor, Parody
Warnings: OOC
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2438 | Read count: 1433 [Report This]
Published: 28/05/10 | Updated: 28/05/10


Title: Put Your Hands On My Shoulders by RamenFox
Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 4]
Summary: One-Shot, Parody (Mild Yaoi Theme, but no real Yaoi and no real pairings)

Team Seven goes out and starts a round robin of confessions thanks to this stupid song, with a surprise at the end.
Category: MadFic > Parody
Characters: Kakashi Hatake, Naruto Uzumaki, Sakura Haruno, Sasuke Uchiha, Team Kakashi
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: OOC
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 696 | Read count: 1346 [Report This]
Published: 18/05/10 | Updated: 18/05/10