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Akatsuki & Their Webkinz Kinz Chat by SincereGlomp

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Story notes: Ah, villains and their plush toys...
Chapter notes: I'm new to this style of crack fic, so any and all suggestions please. I don't mind flames as long as I reserve my right to reply as ridiculous as the person who sent them it's not constructive.
Deidara has entered the chat room
Tobi has entered the chat room
Itachi has entered the chat room
Kakuzu has entered the chat room

Kisame has entered the chat room

Kakuzu: Anyone spare some kinz cash? I want to get orange wallpaper for the bathroom.

Deidara: OMG. Tobi, STFU!!

Tobi: BUT TOBI HASN’T EVEN SAID ANYTHING SEMPI!!!!!!!!!!!

Deidara: yet you’ve already managed to annoy me yeah

Hidan has entered the chat room

Kakauzu: Why are we even on this chat forum? You guys are just down the hall. We should save the money and talk in person.

Hidan: Eveyone always !#$($#*) hurts their %#$&^$%!! When we talk $#@% face to $#% face!!

Kakuzu: …

Hidan WTF?!?! Why are my ^%& words being *&(^%$ changed into %$@# #$@%!!

Deidara: because all your doing is swearing and swearing isn’t aloud on webkinz un

Hidan: @$#%!! This is such a load of %$%$ that I am $@% 432 4 23%@@%# #$@% @#%$ $# LEAVING $%@@#!!!!!

Hidan has left the chat room

Deidara: Good riddance yeah

Itachi: Kisame, press enter.

Kisame: Thanks Itachi-san. These computers are so annoying. I can never figure them out.

Kakuazu: My age has recently been revealed to be 100. If I can figure it out, so can you.

Tobi: ‘SO EASY A CAVE MAN CAN DO IT’ BUT KISAME IS A FISH AND CAVEMEN EAT FISHES!!!

Deidara: Kakauzu, if that had been said to Kisame’s face he would have killed Tobi. (We’ve be better off yeah)

Kakuzu: I understand the logic behind talking virtually now.

Tobi: HEY HEY HEY!!! THAT WAS MEAN SEMPI!!!

Kisame: I may not be all that good at ‘net speak’ but even I know that when Tobi only types in uppercase it is read as shouting.

Deidara: That’s because he always talks like that un.

Tobi: AND I WANTED TO BUY A PIE BUT THE LADY HAD A DOG AND I DIDN’T KNOW IF SEMPI LIKED DOGS BUT I THINK SEMPI ONLY LIKES BIRD BECAUSE HE NEVER MAKES DOGS ONLY BIRDS AND BUGS THAT ARE REALLY GROSS BUT I WAS BEING THOUGHTFULL SEMPI!!!!!!!!!!!!

Deidara: …

Itachi: Tobi, are you somewhere safe?

Tobi: I’M UNDER SEMPI’S BED!!!!

Deidara: 0.o

Deidara has left the chat room

Tobi: SEMPI LOOKS ANGRY!!!!! HEE HEE!! HIS FACE LOOKS FUNNY

Kakuzu: Tobi, get out of the house. I don’t want to have to pay for the repairs

Kisame: I think you should run Tobi-san

Tobi: SEMPI IS DRAGGING ME OUT BY MY ANKLES AND IT REA-

Tobi has left the chat room

Kisame: Was that an explosion?

Kakuzu has left the chat room

Itachi: It seems Kakuzu is off to go scold them.

Kisame: That or laugh at them and join in. LOL. He’s just as bad with Hidan, Itachi-san

Itachi: WFT? Deidara just blew up part of my room!

Konan has entered the chat room

Konan: Did this help reduce fighting so far?

Kisame: me and Itachhi-san are the only ones still on. Everyone else left to go fight each other

Konan: …

Itachi: TT_TT my room…

Konan: ?

Kisame: Itachi-san seems to be caught in the cross fire

Itachi: FML.

Sasori has entered the chat room

Sasori: I promised Leader-sama I would give this thing a shot

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Sasori: I have better things to do than wait for you to start a conversation

Sasori has left the chat room

Konan: Lame.

Zetzu has entered the chat room
Pein has entered the chat room

Zetzu: I rkafk wfjafj afjnajk ajnca salcdjj acjnkcj cjnasd acsjndn jndc nl. ?

Kisame: WTF? You okay there Zetzu-san?

Zetzu: fqwhbl fqjllbqf fblheqr jjlk jcqwqcb je cjkqbkwc jpnkcq lbc cl/., kbqjp /w!jknec? ;:

Konan: Who was the dumb ass that thought someone with a literal ‘right brain’ and ‘left brain’ would be able to type?

Zetzu has left the conversation

Pein: Me Konan. It was me.

Konan: COFFEE RUN!! Who’s taking what?

Pein: …

Pein has left the chat room

Itachi: decaf tea

Konan: decaf tea? REALLY? I’m going to star bucks, not Tims. They have about 50 different beverages with caramel and you want…

Itachi: decaf tea

Konan: LAME. What flavor?

Kisame: Konan-chan, if leader-sama hasn’t reacted yet there is no need to run to starbucks to avoid confrontation

Konan: I want coffee KISAME. Get. In. My. Way. And. I’ll. Sell. You. To. Marine. World. You. Useless. Fish.

Itachi: Konan, you should make that coffee run now

Konan: MEEP!

Konana has left the chat room

Kisame: ROFL

Itachi: I find it ironic that the two members that get along the best are the ones that are still online.

Kisame: Hey! I just realized they have an arcade here!

Itachi: Really? I need money for my pet raven. I wanna buy that new limited edition bed from the gems guy.

Kisame: I just need the lamp to the under water theme and I’ complete!

Kisame has invited Itachi to tournament rock paper scissors
Kisame has left the chat room
Itachi has left the chat room

Tobi has entered the chat room

Tobi: CAN SOMEONE COME UNTIE TOBI BEFORE SEMPI GETS BACK?!? I’M SCARED!! SEMPI ISN’T ACTING VERY NICE AND DOSEN’T KNOW I MANAGED TO GET TO THE COMPUT

Tobi has left the chat room

Shikamaru has entered the chat room
Shikamaru has hacked the chat room
Shikamaru has located the computers via GPS that have been in this chat room

Shikamaru: Too easy.

Shikamaru has left the chat room
Chapter end notes: I hope you enjoyed that!

I would like to give virtual cookies to anyone who gives me advice on this. How was it? Good? Bad? Awesome as a sand nin? Or an epic fail?

Suggestions? Depending on what people say I might do this again. If it's really bad though, warn me to avoid it like a tired shukaku container.

*Glomps readers* Hope you enjoyed it!
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