TONFA
The Original Naruto Fanfic Archive

Main Categories

Het Romance [1098]
Any Naruto fanfiction with the main plot orientating around different sex couples.
Alternate Universe & Crossovers [655]
Where cast of the Naruto Universe are inserted into an alternate universe.
Essays & Tutorials [18]
An area to submit intelligent essays debating topics about the Naruto Universe and writing tutorial submissions.
 
General Fiction [1741]
Any Naruto fanfiction focused without romantic orientation, on a canon character in the current Naruto Universe.
OC-centric [871]
Any Naruto fanfic that has the major inclusion of a fan-made character.
Non-Naruto Fiction [292]
Self-evident
 
Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance [1580]
Any Naruto fanfiction with the main plot orientating around male same sex couples.
MadFic [203]
Any fic with no real plot and humor based. Doesn't require correct spelling, paragraphing or punctuation but it's a very good idea.
 
Shojo-ai/Yuri Romance [107]
Any Naruto fanfiction with the main plot orientating around female same sex couples.
Fan Ninja Bingo Book [128]
An area to store fanfic information, such as bios, maps, political histories. No stories.
Juvi-Fics [2]
Because no fic is deleted, if a fic doesn't abide by the rules of the category or author doesn't respond to mods, it belongs here.
 
 

Site Info

Members: 11353
Series: 262
Stories: 5924
Chapters: 25724
Word count: 48175351
Authors: 2180
Reviews: 41240
Reviewers: 1764
Newest Member: Celeste-Ominous
Challenges: 255
Challengers: 193
 


Other Results: 1 Challenges, 2 Series



Stories

Title: Itachi 'Let's it Go' by Maia Nishikawa
Rated: U Liked [Reviews - 2]
Summary: This is a crack fic about what happened after Itachi killed his clan, and how he became the even colder shinobi we came to know him as. Not only that, it is a musical number.

"Two tears leak from his eyes; tears he had been fighting to suppress. Finally, he opens his mouth and begins to sing."

Naruto+Frozen Parody.

(It might sound like a really weird combination now, but I promise the lyrics fit the scenes very well.
Category: MadFic > Parody, MadFic > Other
Characters: Itachi Uchiha
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 951 | Read count: 788 [Report This]
Published: 14/02/14 | Updated: 14/02/14


Title: No Mary-Sue, Make my OC blue ='[ by nkbz
Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 39]
Summary: Takuyamo-chan arrives through one of the various methods of arriving into the Naruto universe only to discover he is not in Konoha, possibly not even close to it. Confused and frustrated he has no powers like the other OC fan fictions he adores, he begins a quest to attain Mary-Sue powers and experience the Naruto world as he had seen in his favorite fan fictions! Parodies of popular fics included.

Of course it will have lemons(Ok I lied)! Some distasteful language and situations await. And everything else that will get you to view it Photobucket
Category: OC-centric, MadFic > Parody
Characters: All
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Humor, Parody, Romance
Warnings: AU, Death, Drabble, OOC, Sexual Themes
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 | Completed: No | Word count: 4634 | Read count: 7710 [Report This]
Published: 26/06/09 | Updated: 25/04/12


Title: "Kankun" nie znaczy kompletnie nic by Neonka
Rated: U Liked [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Naruto" fanfiction. Rzecz o krewniaku Orochimaru. Występuje rˇwnież Naruto jako Hokage, Sakura jako sfrustrowana samotna matka i Sasuke jako nieistotny element otoczenia. Oj, będzie się działo.
Category: OC-centric, MadFic > Parody, General Fiction > Naruto, General Fiction > Timeskip
Characters: Orochimaru
Genres: Parody
Warnings: Dark
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 32 | Completed: No | Word count: 101553 | Read count: 21451 [Report This]
Published: 04/01/10 | Updated: 07/11/11


Title: Narutastic: A legacy by SincereGlomp
Rated: PG Liked [Reviews - 34]
Summary: Brought to you by yogurt, because you can't say 'yo' without getting hurt.
Me and the nin's chillin... GET AWAY FROM MY MOMS NAIL POLISH ITACHI! Random oneshots for your enjoyment. Rated PG because of slight language and the once-in-a-blue-moon suggestive stuffs I will try to upload at least once a week.
OROCHIMARU! GIVE ME THE REMOTE!! NO MORE SOAPS!!!
Gah, what's with that snake and soaps!?!
Category: OC-centric, MadFic > Parody, General Fiction > Naruto, MadFic > Script Fic, General Fiction > Naruto Shippuuden
Characters: All
Genres: Parody
Warnings: OOC
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 13 | Completed: No | Word count: 7131 | Read count: 10076 [Report This]
Published: 11/03/11 | Updated: 09/10/11


Title: Akatsuki & Their Webkinz Kinz Chat by SincereGlomp
Rated: U Liked [Reviews - 35]
Summary: Each time any of the Akatsuki members sit down for even the mildest of chats it ends in blood, renovations to the hide out, and general annoyance. Pein has had enough and has asked all the Akatsuki members to talk online on webkinz kinz chat.

Now with furry animals, the Akatsuki embark on the one mission S-ranked criminals might not be able to handle: eachother in chat rooms.

In response to AkatsukiLemonLover23 's challenge.
Category: MadFic > Parody, MadFic > Script Fic, MadFic > Other
Characters: Akatsuki
Genres: Parody
Warnings: None
Challenges: , MAKE A KATSUKI CHATROOM
Challenge: , MAKE A KATSUKI CHATROOM
Series: None
Chapters: 11 | Completed: No | Word count: 6610 | Read count: 8161 [Report This]
Published: 19/03/11 | Updated: 09/10/11


Title: Narutardosis by Demon Fox
Rated: U Liked [Reviews - 8]
Summary: There's a new disease sweeping the world...

It's Narutardosis!

Here's a list of 25 symptoms to determine if you are a Narutard.
Category: MadFic > Parody, General Fiction > Naruto
Characters: None
Genres: General, Humor, Parody
Warnings: None
Challenges: You Know You're A Narutard When...,
Challenge: You Know You're A Narutard When...,
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 335 | Read count: 1015 [Report This]
Published: 02/09/11 | Updated: 02/09/11


Title: Hidan and Tobi's Crazy Day by fleamichael
Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Hidan was mad. REALLY mad. Deidara and Kakuzu had been sent on a mission and had left Hidan behind...

WITH TOBI!!!

Collection of one-shots with Tobi and Hidan.
Category: MadFic > Parody
Characters: Akatsuki, Hidden Leaf Ninja
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 409 | Read count: 1019 [Report This]
Published: 21/04/11 | Updated: 21/04/11


Title: 50 Narutastic Notes of a Narutard by SincereGlomp
Rated: U Liked [Reviews - 4]
Summary: What is love? Baby, don't hurt me, don't hurt me no more!

I SAID DON'T!!

A simple list of key warnings signs that you or someone close to you may be a Narutard. Common symptoms include unnecessary flash backs, a repetitive nature, and blatant disregard for sharp objects lodged through you skin, bone, or vertebra.

If symptoms persist be sure to not bother your doctor because this is to be expected from the number one knuckle head anime.

The following should help aide you in your diagnosis.
Category: MadFic > Parody, Essays & Tutorials > Characterization Tutorials, MadFic > Other, General Fiction > Timeless
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: You Know You're A Narutard When...,
Challenge: You Know You're A Narutard When...,
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 737 | Read count: 1465 [Report This]
Published: 19/03/11 | Updated: 19/03/11


Title: Chunin Exams Done The Obvious Way by SincereGlomp
Rated: U Liked [Reviews - 6]
Summary: I was re-watching the chunin exams and realized a massive gap (kansas tornado size) in Ibik's logic.

Now to buy more pudding....

Enjoy the crack fic ^-^
Category: OC-centric, MadFic > Parody, General Fiction > Naruto, MadFic > Script Fic
Characters: All
Genres: Parody
Warnings: OOC
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 372 | Read count: 1223 [Report This]
Published: 16/03/11 | Updated: 16/03/11


Title: Why 7 Minutes In Akatsuki Heaven Would Never Work by SincereGlomp
Rated: PG Liked [Reviews - 7]
Summary: I've noticed that there are a lot of '7 minutes in heaven' and 'spin the bottle' fanfics going around. I also noticed, most of them are 'Akatsuki style'. This always seems to bug me, as I don't think there is a single member of Akatsuki that would go for this. So, in summary, I wrote what I see would really happen. Enjoy my oneshot mockery of the traditional '7 minutes in heaven' fic.
^-^
Category: OC-centric, MadFic > Parody
Characters: Akatsuki
Genres: Parody
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 571 | Read count: 5199 [Report This]
Published: 11/03/11 | Updated: 11/03/11


Title: Into the Microwave by ninja melon, Katana, Ninja Ally
Rated: U Liked [Reviews - 48]
Summary: Alyssa, Tera and Melody share one thing: their love of Naruto. Now that they've somehow opened a portal to Konoha watch as they totally ruin the plot and mind boggle all their favorite characters. Don't worry, we're sane. Well Melody is a Hatake Kakashi wanna be, Alyssa wants an Akatsuki cloak and Tera's just going along with the whole thing. Konoha beware because we're comming and it's not a genjustu.

Cowritten with Ninja Ally and Katana.
Category: MadFic > Parody, Alternate Universe & Crossovers > Minor AU, General Fiction > Timeless
Characters: All
Genres: Action/Adventure
Warnings: OOC
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 17 | Completed: No | Word count: 17874 | Read count: 16577 [Report This]
Published: 20/01/10 | Updated: 03/11/10


Title: Awkward by RamenFox
Rated: PG Liked [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Naruto approached a team meeting among the rookie nine one day bright red. He had an announcement to make. Yaoi themed, No Pairings (Probably)
Category: MadFic > Parody, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Warned (Shonen-ai/Yaoi)
Characters: All, Naruto Uzumaki
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: OOC, Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 3316 | Read count: 1700 [Report This]
Published: 14/07/10 | Updated: 14/07/10


Title: How to Deal with Boredom by Naruto Uzumaki by RamenFox
Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Leave it to Naruto to show you how to have a good time when in reality all you want to do is relax on your day off.

Warning: Absolute crap, OOC, OC, Parody, One-shot
Category: MadFic > Parody
Characters: Naruto Uzumaki, OC
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor, Parody
Warnings: OOC
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2438 | Read count: 1401 [Report This]
Published: 28/05/10 | Updated: 28/05/10


Title: Put Your Hands On My Shoulders by RamenFox
Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 4]
Summary: One-Shot, Parody (Mild Yaoi Theme, but no real Yaoi and no real pairings)

Team Seven goes out and starts a round robin of confessions thanks to this stupid song, with a surprise at the end.
Category: MadFic > Parody
Characters: Kakashi Hatake, Naruto Uzumaki, Sakura Haruno, Sasuke Uchiha, Team Kakashi
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: OOC
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 696 | Read count: 1325 [Report This]
Published: 18/05/10 | Updated: 18/05/10


Title: Call Me by RamenFox
Rated: 12/12A Liked [Reviews - 3]
Summary: One-Shot SasuNaru Un poco Fluff. UN POCO.

Sasuke's never the one to make the initiative when communicating with others, but when Naruto buys himself a new cellphone, he just had to get his number.

Un poco Sakura bashing, but there's also poco Sasuke bashing...and Lee bashing...and Kakashi bashing...and Naruto bashing...and Chuck Norris bashing...just kidding, Chuck Norris rocks and not in this fic. You have been warned.
Category: MadFic > Parody, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Fluff (Shonen-ai/Yaoi)
Characters: Naruto Uzumaki, Pair SasuNaru, Sasuke Uchiha
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: OOC, Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 5073 | Read count: 1339 [Report This]
Published: 01/05/10 | Updated: 01/05/10


Title: Gaara's Answering Machine by immaninjalol
Rated: PG Liked [Reviews - 4]
Summary:


Gaara finally sets up his voicemail for his telephone. Everyday, he comes home to find peace and relaxation, but when he decides to check his answering machine... well, the rest of his evening isn't very relaxing.
Category: MadFic > Parody
Characters: Baki, Chouji Akimichi, Dosu Kinuta, Gaara, Jiraiya, Kankurou, Rock Lee, Orochimaru, Temari
Genres: Humor
Warnings: OOC
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 277 | Read count: 1842 [Report This]
Published: 03/11/09 | Updated: 03/11/09


Title: Ask Sasuke by Sarukaze
Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 2]
Summary: sasuke and his other cast member are stuck in the dark space cough my room cough to be tourcher by fan mail muhahahah muhahah choke. waring this story is hella occ and hella funny. plz read
Category: MadFic > Parody
Characters: All
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: Death, Drabble, OOC, Rape, Sexual Themes, Yaoi, Yuri
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 262 | Read count: 1667 [Report This]
Published: 21/09/09 | Updated: 21/09/09


Title: Akatsuki: short hit blunders by hunter axe
Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Hello peoples this is the final chapter, es it is up and ready to go! I hope you liked the whole story!
Category: MadFic > Parody, MadFic > Script Fic
Characters: Akatsuki
Genres: Parody
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 10 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2990 | Read count: 7947 [Report This]
Published: 20/06/08 | Updated: 17/08/09


Title: Truth or Dare With The K-Ks! by Kamisori, kuramasgurl018
Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 105]
Summary: It was only a matter of time before Kamisori and kuramasgurl018 got together to make a story! Welcome to Truth or Dare With The K-Ks! Where--Dammit Yusuke! Stop interupting me! Anyways, Welcome to the truth or dare show with, two, that's right TWO different animes can answer your questions or do your dares! What would these almighty animes be? Naruto and Yu Yu Hakusho! So come on in and bring your best questions and dares with you! Because things are going to get wild! Believe it!
Photobucket

Preview:

Yusuke: Damn you two psychos!
Razor-san: *twitches and waves hand*
Orochimaru: *suddenly falls on Yusuke*
Razor-san: There! That's what you get! Now deal with a gay snake on your ass!
Yusuke: *horrified* EXCUSE ME?!
Orochimaru: *offended* Excuse me?
K-gurl: *chuckles*

Category: Non-Naruto Fiction, MadFic > Parody, Alternate Universe & Crossovers > Crossovers, General Fiction > Naruto, Het Romance > Fluff, Non-Naruto Fiction > Yu Yu Hakusho
Characters: All
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, General, Humor, Parody, Supernatural
Warnings: OOC
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 20 | Completed: No | Word count: 56987 | Read count: 20261 [Report This]
Published: 05/07/08 | Updated: 21/07/09


Title: NRRx2 by IDK, 20punkprincess
Rated: PG Round robin Liked [Reviews - 1]
Summary: im REALLY sorry to have deleted Naruto Ramen Randomness V.1 *bows* it was an accident!! so this is V.2...and if someone will please tell me: how do u delete a repeated chapter? O.O
Category: General Fiction > Timeless, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Fluff (Shonen-ai/Yaoi), Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Warned (Shonen-ai/Yaoi), MadFic > Interviews and Talk Shows, MadFic > Parody, MadFic > Script Fic, Alternate Universe & Crossovers > Crossovers, Alternate Universe & Crossovers > Real World, Alternate Universe & Crossovers > Fusion
Characters: All
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Dark, Drama, Fantasy, General, Graphic lemon, Humor, Mystery, Parody, Romance, Spiritual, Supernatural, Tragedy
Warnings: Dark, Death, Drabble, Incest, Rape, Sexual Themes, Yaoi, Yuri
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: No | Word count: 3068 | Read count: 2605 [Report This]
Published: 20/06/09 | Updated: 23/06/09


Title: Things Anime Characters Will Never Say! by Kamisori
Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 26]
Summary: Just as the title implies! These are things that random anime characters from Naruto, Dragonballz, Yu Yu Hakusho, and Inuyasha, would NEVER be caught dead saying! Well guess what? They were caught! Enjoy every minute of it. >:-]
Category: Non-Naruto Fiction > Dragon Ball, MadFic > Parody, Alternate Universe & Crossovers > Crossovers, MadFic > Other, Non-Naruto Fiction > Inuyasha, Non-Naruto Fiction > Yu Yu Hakusho
Characters: All
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: OOC, Yaoi, Yuri
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 | Completed: No | Word count: 1418 | Read count: 6788 [Report This]
Published: 01/11/08 | Updated: 30/12/08


Title: Worlds Gone Insane ((Revised)) by Kaito_Erufu
Rated: U [Reviews - 1]
Summary: In our universe, we all go to school and go home. Some of us have sleepover and maybe some freaky stuff happens. Well this beats all. How bout being dragged into a TV for freaky? If you care to see what happens to the girl that falls off the cliff, to the girl who losses her plushie, the girls who is totally emo, the girl who hates anime, and the girl that isn't all too involved in the storty, continue reading.

Re-opening a story from oh so long ago. A story of five girls winding up in a horrifng situation. A situation of insanity. And what's the diffence from this story and the old story? This one's been revised!
Category: OC-centric, MadFic > Parody, MadFic > Other, General Fiction > Timeskip
Characters: All, OC
Genres: Action/Adventure, Dark, Drama, Mystery, Parody, Romance, Sci-Fi, Supernatural, Tragedy
Warnings: AU, Dark, OOC
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 1437 | Read count: 1448 [Report This]
Published: 28/12/08 | Updated: 28/12/08


Title: Fangirl Forever by Kamisori
Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 4]
Summary: There was two main reasons why Chizuki hasn't confessed her love to the guy she wants.

1. Enviroment.

2. Crazy Lee fangirls.

Over all, Sasuke was just happy Chizuki wasn't his fangirl.
[NarutoxOC]
Category: OC-centric, MadFic > Parody
Characters: Naruto Uzumaki, OC, Sasuke Uchiha
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 919 | Read count: 1675 [Report This]
Published: 14/12/08 | Updated: 14/12/08


Title: Lollipop! =^-^= by IDK
Rated: U Liked [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Okayyy, just to tell you, I DIDN'T abandon my stories... my time on the Internet has been limited... and this is a very hard bit on the bottom by a VERY angry and hot pink colored bunny whose name is... wait... Yuki... I think... anyway, hope you like, and if you dont, DONT FLAME!!!! YAOI!
Category: MadFic > Parody
Characters: Itachi Uchiha, Naruto Uzumaki, Sasuke Uchiha
Genres: General, Humor
Warnings: Drabble, Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 392 | Read count: 1385 [Report This]
Published: 01/11/08 | Updated: 01/11/08


Title: Love Made Of Ink by fatelesskitten
Rated: 15 [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Sometimes an artist loves his characters too much. This is the case with Kishimoto Masashi. His wife is not amused. SasuKishi, mentioned SasuNaru CRACK! RPS
Category: MadFic > Parody
Characters: Pair SasuNaru, Sasuke Uchiha
Genres: General, Humor, Parody
Warnings: Sexual Themes
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 832 | Read count: 1235 [Report This]
Published: 01/09/08 | Updated: 01/09/08