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Het Romance [1096]
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Where cast of the Naruto Universe are inserted into an alternate universe.
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An area to submit intelligent essays debating topics about the Naruto Universe and writing tutorial submissions.
 
General Fiction [1743]
Any Naruto fanfiction focused without romantic orientation, on a canon character in the current Naruto Universe.
OC-centric [867]
Any Naruto fanfic that has the major inclusion of a fan-made character.
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Self-evident
 
Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance [1574]
Any Naruto fanfiction with the main plot orientating around male same sex couples.
MadFic [201]
Any fic with no real plot and humor based. Doesn't require correct spelling, paragraphing or punctuation but it's a very good idea.
 
Shojo-ai/Yuri Romance [106]
Any Naruto fanfiction with the main plot orientating around female same sex couples.
Fan Ninja Bingo Book [125]
An area to store fanfic information, such as bios, maps, political histories. No stories.
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Penname: IDK [Contact]
Real name: C.J.B.G
Membership status: Member
Member since: 12/07/08
Website: yes
Beta-reader: Yes
if ya want to know:
age: keeping it a secret man!!! let's just say im one of the young chosen ones...lol
birthday: 2/14/19??, yeah, Valentines Day
gender: girl, if you haven't noticed....
weight: are you a stalker or what?! -_-
height: lets just say i'm short, kay?!
somewhere around there.....-_-'
lives: NO I DO NOT WANT STALKERS!!!!! ...but if u must know i live in nowhere, and to be specific, in a place in between reality and dream and is nicknamed TMMOHH XDD
favorite animal: fox comes first and a looong list follows but after fox is bunny then cat!!!! YAY NARUTO!!!!
favorite food: ICE CREAM!!!!!
current status: single, in school, and NOT looking.....BORED TO HELL!!!!
*evil laugh**takes deep breathes*
Yes, me and 20punkprincess are friends...i dragged her in this....LOL, it was funny....

here's some quizes and such, i'll add more later:

~Narutard Quiz~
How did you discover Naruto?
My bro, he downloaded it and the t.v. but then he stopped, my mom wouldn’t let me stay up… and we lost cable…so anyone want to tell me what happened after they found Orochimaru’s hideout?!
Do you recommend Naruto to other people?
YESSS!!!! GOD YESSSSS!!!! Too bad most of them know already. lol
Are you happy you discovered Naruto?
Yup! Wouldn’t you be????
Are you obsessed with Naruto?
The character????? Yes. The anime??? No.
Are you insanely obsessed with Naruto?
Again, character, HELL YEAH. Anime: not so much.
WHEN did you first discover Naruto?
I dunno, I hate numbers, and numbers hates me.
Do you download Naruto manga?
No, I watched it.
Do you download Naruto anime?
My bro used to, don’t know what happened though.
Do you think you have the right to do that?
I dunno. I’m pure, innocent, and is a NEEK who knows nothing, and for certain reasons, don’t want to learn anything of the “reality”.
What do you say when people tell you it's wrong to download it?
“…”
“HEY LISTEN TO ME WHEN I’M TALKING TO YOU!!!!!”
“Oh, sorry, I was thinking how a foursome between Iruka, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Naruto would look like…can you repeat that????”
That is, unless it’s the police…then I say
“Hey, you know you do it too, so why even bother huh, huh, HUH?! OH! WHAT NOW!!! THE HUH HUH BROTHERS ARE BACK!!!! OOOOOOH!!!!!!”
“b-b-b-b-b-b-but….your….a girl.”
“HEY I CAN DREAM CAN’T I?!?!?! GODZ!!!!! IT’S A FREE COUNTRY!!!!!! (inner me: or is it???? Conscious: NO. real me: Fuck NO. inner me: you guys are right. Me && my conscious: HELL YEAH!!!!!)”
“Oh. Okay.”
Where did you first download Naruto manga from?
I didn’t download a thing. My bro did it!!! XDD
Where did you first download Naruto anime from?
I dunno, ask my bro, he did it. i soooo blame him for the obsession!!! XDD
Who is your favorite character?
Shikamaru, Naruto, Gaara, Itachi, Tobi, Deidara, Iruka, Kakashi, Jiraiya, Kyuubi, Ton Ton, Akamaru, Kiba, Neji, Sasuke’s a bastard but can look cute and sometime is nice, Ayame (ramen stand girl), Shino, Kisame, Minato, Sai, Yamato, Suzune, Tsunade, Kabuto, ummm, I have more but cant list all of them now or this is gonna take a loooooooong time, lol.
Who is your least favorite character?
Fangirls. Sakura, Ino, and Hinata….sometimes Sasuke, Oroshimaru can be mean, uhhhh, Tobi
Which character do you think is most misunderstood?
There’s a lot of them…hey, maybe the author himself is misunderstood!!!
Which character is most under-rated?
It’s a tie between Iruka, Ayame, & Tsunade
Which character has the worst past?
Sakura & Sasuke. A bitch and a bastard. nahhh actually its gaara ^^ lol COOKIES!!!!
What do you think of Ino and Sakura's rivalry?
YURIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! A-hem, fight, fight, fight, fight, BITCH FIGHT!!!!! *starts bitch-slapping both of them*
Does it anger you to see Sakura reject Lee?
Yes…no…well….maybe…idk.
Do you even like Lee?
YUP! YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUTHHHHH! I like him because Naruto does. XDD
Do you hate Sasuke?
IDK. I hate….idk.
Do you hate Yashamaru?
Who? I don’t think he’s too important, and that’s why I don’t remember anyone who isn’t cute. lmao XDD
Do you think all Gaara needs is just a hug and a good night's sleep?
Wellll, that and LOTS of love~~!!!
Can anyone honestly say they hate Naruto?
NO! He’s too fucking adorable!!! Can’t say cute cause cute means ugly but okay.
Do you think Shikamaru deserved to become a chuunin?
Definitely. Hey! Lazy ass, get back to work!!! lol
Do you think anyone else deserved to become a chuunin?
Me dunno. Does that count Naruto????
Do you think Shino could've made chuunin if he had the chance to fight?
YUP!!!! ^-^
Does Shino's bugs creep you out?
NOPE!!!! ^~^
What do you think of Kankurou's outfit?
Ehhhhhh, it makes him look like he’s fat. XDD
What do you think of Sasuke's jumpsuit?
Too emo man. *clicks her tongue*
Should Naruto ditch the orange jumpsuit?
I dunno, he’s cute either way.

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Stories by IDK

Title: MEcHAnIcAL HEaRt by IDK
Rated: 12/12A Liked [Reviews - 2]
Summary: A weird dream i got, lol x3
SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT TO DO WITH THIS STORY TT.TT
Category: Non-Naruto Fiction > Original stories
Characters: OC
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Fantasy, Mystery, Supernatural
Warnings: Death, OOC
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: No | Word count: 1622 | Read count: 2112 [Report This]
Published: 20/08/09 | Updated: 23/08/09


Title: NRRx2 by IDK, 20punkprincess
Rated: PG Round robin Liked [Reviews - 1]
Summary: im REALLY sorry to have deleted Naruto Ramen Randomness V.1 *bows* it was an accident!! so this is V.2...and if someone will please tell me: how do u delete a repeated chapter? O.O
Category: General Fiction > Timeless, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Fluff (Shonen-ai/Yaoi), Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Warned (Shonen-ai/Yaoi), MadFic > Interviews and Talk Shows, MadFic > Parody, MadFic > Script Fic, Alternate Universe & Crossovers > Crossovers, Alternate Universe & Crossovers > Real World, Alternate Universe & Crossovers > Fusion
Characters: All
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Dark, Drama, Fantasy, General, Graphic lemon, Humor, Mystery, Parody, Romance, Spiritual, Supernatural, Tragedy
Warnings: Dark, Death, Drabble, Incest, Rape, Sexual Themes, Yaoi, Yuri
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: No | Word count: 3068 | Read count: 2903 [Report This]
Published: 20/06/09 | Updated: 23/06/09


Title: Hime's Code by IDK
Rated: PG Liked [Reviews - 2]
Summary: so...i would REALLY appreciate it if no guys would read this TT^TT pwease...?
and if your wondering about the Hime thing, someone nicknamed me that and it kind of just stuck...
and i know i havent updated in SO long~! PLEASE DONT BE MAD AT ME!!! *hides* TT.TT im sorry
Category: MadFic > Other
Characters: Kyuubi (Kurama), Naruto Uzumaki
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1145 | Read count: 1543 [Report This]
Published: 19/05/09 | Updated: 19/05/09


Title: Lollipop! =^-^= by IDK
Rated: U Liked [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Okayyy, just to tell you, I DIDN'T abandon my stories... my time on the Internet has been limited... and this is a very hard bit on the bottom by a VERY angry and hot pink colored bunny whose name is... wait... Yuki... I think... anyway, hope you like, and if you dont, DONT FLAME!!!! YAOI!
Category: MadFic > Parody
Characters: Itachi Uchiha, Naruto Uzumaki, Sasuke Uchiha
Genres: General, Humor
Warnings: Drabble, Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 392 | Read count: 1511 [Report This]
Published: 01/11/08 | Updated: 01/11/08


Title: Sasuke White by IDK
Rated: PG Liked [Reviews - 3]
Summary: I was thinking of Snow White and Sasuke popped out of my mind!! lol. you'd think it'd be Naruto!!! But don't worry people!!! Naruto will be either Cinderella or Sleeping Beauty!!! Tell me which one you'll like me to make him be!!! so make sure to REVIEW, k?
Category: Alternate Universe & Crossovers > Other, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Warned (Shonen-ai/Yaoi), Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Fluff (Shonen-ai/Yaoi)
Characters: Kabuto Yakushi, Kyuubi (Kurama), Naruto Uzumaki, Orochimaru, Pair SasuNaru, Sasuke Uchiha
Genres: Fantasy, Humor, Romance
Warnings: AU, Drabble, Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 1809 | Read count: 2107 [Report This]
Published: 13/08/08 | Updated: 13/08/08


Title: Hot Pink Bunny by IDK, 20punkprincess
Rated: 15 [Reviews - 2]
Summary: this is a story of three girls....and two bi boys. their names? Ino, Sakura, Hinata, Naruto, and Kiba.
oneshot-
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZELIE!!!!!
Category: MadFic > Other, Shojo-ai/Yuri Romance > Top Pairs > Sakura and Ino, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Warned (Shonen-ai/Yaoi)
Characters: Naruto Uzumaki
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Yaoi, Yuri
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 691 | Read count: 2371 [Report This]
Published: 29/07/08 | Updated: 29/07/08


Title: Why Fan-Girls Turn their Gods GAYS by IDK, 20punkprincess
Rated: PG Liked [Reviews - 1]
Summary: just a thing i thought of when i was reading a Harry/Malfoy Yaoi....ya, reasons for doing this 1.) BORED 2.) thought they'd like to know 3.) getting happy about what i thought of!! *smiles* another craziness and randomness from me.... and to make it funnier, Zel's in it!!! YAY! dun likey???? dun readie...
Category: MadFic > Interviews and Talk Shows, MadFic > Other
Characters: Pair SasuNaru
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 650 | Read count: 1527 [Report This]
Published: 23/07/08 | Updated: 23/07/08


Title: The Unspeakables by IDK
Rated: U Round robin Liked [Reviews - 6]
Summary: Sasuke's a prince. Naruto's a....villager. They meet, and Naruto can't speak, not unless Sasuke has something to say about it!
I'm REALLY bad at summaries.... (Yaoi) Sasunaru-Narusasu... and more...
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Warned (Shonen-ai/Yaoi)
Characters: Pair SasuNaru
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 579 | Read count: 1343 [Report This]
Published: 13/07/08 | Updated: 13/07/08