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Penname: A Vampires Butterfly [Contact]
Real name: Violet
Membership status: Member
Member since: 07/01/07
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Beta-reader: Yes
I once asked asked myself," If I am going to be a great writer here, doesn't that mean I have to stop being so personal? That I should be dignified? Only barely saying my username, never giving away my real name or who I am, where I came from , or even why I am here? The only thing showing that I exist being my stories? If I want to be taken seriously, doesn't that mean I have to be serious?" I answered my self by saying, "Fuck it." and writing this.

Hi there! I am A Vampires Butterfly or Violet. I am 13 and in middle school. I have been writing since January of 2007 an should be having my one year anniversary very soon. I'm so excited! Uh...anyway. I like to think I have come pretty far. I'm happy with almost every story I have written. Except for the ones I can't even look at, but keep just to remind myself how far I've come. But those are only a few.

I love yaoi of any kind. I love couples of any kind. If you try just a little, you can convince me to like anything. Go ahead. Give me a try. I like to talk, I like to leave nice reviews. But most of all I like to read good stories. I'm very concerned about TONFA at the moment...I hope I won't have to see it go completely under any time soon.

I have been known to be hyper, easily impressed, a bit sarcastic, and down right mean if you are an idiot. Sorry.

I will be fourteen soon. I hope I will continue to grow as a writer, an author, and all around person on this site, with the many people I have learned to love for both their skills and personalities.

Email me any time, I love to beta! ^-~ With much love, A Vampires Butterfly ^.^





Sasuke is his lover, Gaara his mate,
Itachi his dirty secret, Neji is his destiny,
Lee is his sweetheart,
Shikamaru his common sense.
Yeah Naruto's got it nice.
Now just to figure out who to do next...


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Title: Naruto's talk show by RamenFox
Rated: 18 Liked [Reviews - 434]
Summary: “Hi, I’m Uzumaki Naruto.” Naruto said.

“I’m Haruno Sakura.” Sakura said giving a peace sign.

“Uchiha Sasuke.” Sasuke said still glaring.

“Welcome to Naruto’s talk show. Here YOU are able to pick a topic and a guest to go on here and we talk about it!"
Category: General Fiction, Het Romance > Top Six Pairs, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance, Shojo-ai/Yuri Romance
Characters: Sakura Haruno, Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto Uzumaki
Genres: Humor
Warnings: OOC, Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 30 | Completed: No | Word count: 64074 | Read count: 19518 [Report This]
Published: 20/05/07 | Updated: 18/12/07


Reviewer: A Vampires Butterfly Signed Liked
Date: 30/05/07 Title: Chapter 14: Chapter 14 Orochimaru's favorite.

OMG!!! *dies laughing* Kabuto is such a dork! No wonder he is Orochimaru's favorite, he must like em' dumb...Creepy...Hehehe...I loved it when Ed came and attacked him. Anyhoo great job as always! I JUST LOVE IT! With much love, A Vampires Butterfly ^.^

Author's Response: Thanks! I just had to have Ed over and beat the crap out of Kabuto. xD



Reviewer: A Vampires Butterfly Signed Liked
Date: 27/05/07 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9 Why do they look like girls? I mean really?

Hehehehe....*giggles, laughs, busts a gut, and then well...dies.* That sucks. I'm dead now...oh well it was so worth it to die from laughing at this!!! Haku is so cute!!!! *huggles Haku* I think I may call him Haru though now...Hehehe....Oh god and of course Deidara is the bomb! Literally. I just so love this so very very very much! I am so glad you got the idea to make this! With much love, A Vampires Butterfly ^.^

Author's Response: Heh. Thanks. Your a little crazy but that\'s a good thing. Haru is the perfect name for him.



Reviewer: A Vampires Butterfly Signed Liked
Date: 20/05/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Introduction

Hehehe..I think I'm going to wake up dead tomorrow...but well the temptation was too hard to refuse...I would like to request the topic being Why Itachi can have his hair all cool and stuff while Sasuke's looks like a chicken's butt. With Itachi as a guest. Please and thank you! Wonderful idea btw! With much love, A Vampires Butterfly ^.^

Author's Response: good one. I\'ll try to get it in my story. I hope you\'ll live tommorrow. xD



Reviewer: A Vampires Butterfly Signed Liked
Date: 21/05/07 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2 Itachi and Sasuke's hair

*hides in fear, giggling and crying with tears of laughter* OMG that was just hilarious!!! Thank you! It was just too funny!!! Though now I sort of fear for my life....At least they answered my questions. With a lot of fighting in between...>.> Anyway...THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! It was awesome! And I vote for....Sasuke. To make up for bringing Itachi and everything...-_-' I totally loved it! With much love, A Vampires Butterfly ^.^

Author's Response: YAY! Thank you for reading! I\'m sure Sasuke would appreciate your vote. Maybe.



Reviewer: A Vampires Butterfly Signed Liked
Date: 22/05/07 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4 Naru/Saku

*puppy dog eyes* Okay well you have been getting so many het couples, well this request had to come some time right? Right?!? *cough* Um anyway...I would like to request the subject, Sasu/Naru, no guest. Hinata's taken enough...Please and thank you! With much love, A Vampires Butterfly ^.^

Author's Response: THANK YOU!!! OMG! Do you know how long I wanted to do that topic! Sorry people i just don\'t think of Naru with either Saku or hina! I\'m weird like that.



Reviewer: A Vampires Butterfly Signed Liked
Date: 22/05/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Introduction

*lets out a breath of relief* Ph..see most people who write stuff like this like normal pairings like Naru/Hina and Sasu/Saku that second one I find simply disgusting. Anyway so I was terrified that you didn't like yaoi, but now I am so happy to hear that you do like Sasu/Naru! YAY!! I so can't wait for that chapter then!! Take our time if you have to. I don't need you rushing. I think you have a ton o requests to take care of so get to this one when you can and only then okay? Till then! With much love, A Vampires Butterfly ^.^

Author's Response: Thanks. I would actually write yaoi, yuri, or hentai. anything to please the people.......okay maybe not hentai or yuri but I would add them in stories of main yaoi couples.



Reviewer: A Vampires Butterfly Signed Liked
Date: 23/05/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Introduction

I'm all for that suggestion! It sounds like it will be hilarious! I so can't wait for it! Oh god and I bet Naruto will be blushing his head off. With much love, A Vampires Butterfly ^.^

Author's Response: yep, I will have him redder than Hinata. WOOT!



Reviewer: A Vampires Butterfly Signed Liked
Date: 23/05/07 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5 Temari or Ino?

YAY! I like Shika and Temari together too. I have nothing against Ino, but I like her better with Chouji...Anyway...Hehehe...Sasuke tells you ALL! *cough* Once again...I laughed so hard when they had to think between saving Shikamaru and the mall! *wipes tears* It was hilarious! I can't wait for more! With much love, A Vampires Butterfly ^.^

Author's Response: *punches air* YES! thank you I agree with you. Ino seems more better with chubby boy....er chouji.



Reviewer: A Vampires Butterfly Signed Liked
Date: 23/05/07 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6 Neji's feelings about Hinata. xD

O.O O. M. G. That was...weird...yet totally...HILARIOUS!!!! OMG!! Neji showing emotion about Hinata and someone FINALLY telling Naruto about Hinata's crush! *huggles* SO AWESOME!!! With much love, A Vampires Butterfly ^.^

Author's Response: *sighs in relief* For a second there i thought you didn\'t like it. LOL Thank goodness.



Reviewer: A Vampires Butterfly Signed Liked
Date: 24/05/07 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7 Akatsuki

No!! First Sasuke wants to kill me so I vote for him and now Itachi wants to kill me!!! Why can't I make them both happy? *cries* This episode was HILARIOUS! Really awesome! I totally loved the Deidara and Naruto thing. Heh...blonds....OMG and the Kisame Popsicle thing? I couldn't stop laughing!!! I so can't wait for the Sasu/Naru episode! With much love, A Vampires Butterfly ^.^

Author's Response: Don\'t worry they want to kill everyone. xD Te Sasu/Naru thing is actually going to be the next chapter. oops wasn\'t supposed to say that.......oh well you would know anyway. n_n



Reviewer: A Vampires Butterfly Signed Liked
Date: 26/05/07 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8 Sasu/Naru (LOVE IT!!!! =3)

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*GLOMPS!!!*

Hehehe....omg I so loved this!!!!! I loved it I loved it I loved it!!! Hehehe...their yaoi fangirls and then the great author and we saw into Sasuke's mind, which is less perverted then I thought. And poor Hinata and GOD I So LOVED THIS!!!!!!!!!!!

Can I make another topic and request? If you aren't too busy. Kakashi/Iruka as the topic and Kakashi and Iruka as guests. I so love that couple! With Iruka being all shy and embarrassed like Naruto was here and Kakashi being a total perv about it, I just so love it. Not as much as I loved this, but you get the point.

Great job!!!! With much love, A Vampires Butterfly ^.^

Author's Response: Thank you! Kakashi is going to love being in this. *snickers* Poor Iruka. I hoped you liked the ending as much as I did. LOL



Reviewer: A Vampires Butterfly Signed Liked
Date: 27/05/07 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10 Ita/Sasu

*comes back to life so she can read the next chapter, giggles, then dies again from laughing* Damn I died again! And I resent being called crazy! I'm much more sane then most of the people here! *pouts* Anyhoo I SO LOVED THIS!!!! It was freaking hilarious! Did you know that right now it took me at least five time to write hilarious because I couldn't stop laughing? Again? Poor Kakashi, *whispers* I thought the same thing, poor Sasu-chan. And yes, Itachi would so be seme! How could it be anyway else? Itachi is like always raping Sasuke if there is Ita/Sasu. Sad and kind of hot if you like that sort of thing. Wonderful job! With much love, A Vampires Butterfly ^.^

Author's Response: For some reason i do. Not much of a incest kind of person but for Itachi and Sasuke, Yeah....anyway thank you so much! Try not to die anymore there are going to be a lot of chapters soon. (when i write them.)



Reviewer: A Vampires Butterfly Signed Liked
Date: 28/05/07 Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 11 Neji/Sasu/Gaara

O. M. G. You don't think it can get any funnier until you read the next chapter and then you go like it is too funny! And then you like...die. That kind of sucks but otherwise I SO LOVE THIS!!! I practically start laughing as soon as I see you have updated! If I didn't know you were busy with other topic an guests I would so request Gaa/Naru with Gaara, Temari, an Kankuro as guest but you are so busy! Wonderful job! With much love, A Vampires Butterfly ^.^

Author's Response: ...........you know you shouldn\'t have said that........GAA/NARU IS SO GOING TO BE ON HERE!!! I love them, but not as much as Sasu/Naru to Ita/Naru.



Reviewer: A Vampires Butterfly Signed Liked
Date: 28/05/07 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12 Yaoi

*grins so wide it would make Naru-chan jealous* Hehehehe...I so want those pictures!!!!!!! And omg you actually had Sakura read my story!?! *faints* I just loved this chapter! I can't believe Naru-chan didn't die from all that blood rushing to his cheeks!! Hehehe.. he must use that shirt a lot. And Naru-chan isn't always uke, just most of the time! He makes an adorable uke, but I like Sasu-chan as a crossdresser a lot better. Well wasn't that a bit random? *rubs head* *cough* Well yeah! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR POSTING TWO CHAPTERS IN ONE DAY!!! I am internally grateful! Great job! With much love, A Vampires Butterfly ^.^

Author's Response: It\'s summer I had a lot of time. yes, Sakura read your story and she loved it. *giggles madly* Sasu/naru rules. do you have anything to say to Sasuke about the Ita/Naru thing?



Reviewer: A Vampires Butterfly Signed Liked
Date: 28/05/07 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12 Yaoi

A review to Sasu-chan's story....


My question for you is how can you be so selfish with someone so cute and hot as Naru-chan?!? He is so semxy you just have to share him! Even with your pink finger nailed brother! You are supposed to share your toys, Sasu-chan. He would of course rape him, but it would be so hot that he would enjoy it too! Ita/Naru rocks, but everyone knows that you and Naru-chan will always be together, so don't worry your handsome little gay head over the matter. Now maybe Gaa/Naru would be a different story....Anyhoo nice to review something for you Sasu-chan, sorry I haven't been able to write any smut for you and Naru-chan. With much love, A Vampires Butterfly ^.^

Author's Response: LOLOLOL!! I couldn\'t stop laughing!! That is so up! right now!! Go check.



Reviewer: A Vampires Butterfly Signed Liked
Date: 29/05/07 Title: Chapter 13: Chapter 13 Kaka/Saku (FINALLY!!!)

Well if Naru-chan burns Sasuke's book Sasuke could just make what was in the book real? Hehehe...try some new methods or something....*giggles* Anyhoo...This was funny as hell and Sakura so deserved a topic about her! I didn't even know about this couple...I usually just go to slash...*rubs head* Yeah...but still interesting...I just loved the part hen Sakura punched Naru-chan instead, even though she should never hurt poor Naru-chan because he so doesn't deserve it! *huggles Naru-chan plushie, then grins and huggles both Itachi plushie and Naru-chan plushie together* Hehehe...I'm evil like that. Anyhoo once again i just love this story! It is so funny! With much love, A Vampires Butterfly ^.^

Author's Response: Thanks! I\'m trying to think of something new but i can\'t when I\'m not interested in the topic. -__-; YAY NARUTO PLUSHIES!!!



Reviewer: A Vampires Butterfly Signed Liked
Date: 30/05/07 Title: Chapter 15: Chapter 15 Is Sakura naturally pink?

Maybe it is because it is so late down here in Texas, but damn I could not stop laughing at this!!!! Poor, poor, Ino...I would need a therapist too, but just because I'm not really that way...Hehehe that's our little gay emo! I loved that part between Sasuke and Naru-chan! Naru-chan is just too mean...hehehe natural blond...*cough* Anyhoo just wanted to say that I so love this (I may have aid that too many times now) And this is just too funny. I hope Kakashi and Iruka get their turn soon as well as Gaara and Naru-chan. With much love, A Vampires Butterfly ^.^

Author's Response: They\'ll be coming very shortly. *cough* after two more chapters *cough* Don\'t worry. n_n



Reviewer: A Vampires Butterfly Signed Liked
Date: 01/06/07 Title: Chapter 17: Chapter 17 Ino/Saku Part 2

*tries to stop laughing long enough to at least type a review* T-that was hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG I couldn't stop laughing at Sasuke's advice!! The rape kit?!? Poor Naru-chan! And I thought I was torturing him! *giggles* I wanna see that show!!! Seriously someone should draw this as a manga or something! I would buy it...and read it and then you know reread it...fifty times...and then maybe a few more times...then put them in a shrine...I so can't wait for the next chapter! Ish it going to be GaaNaru or maybe KakaIru? With much love, A Vampires Butterfly ^.^

Author's Response: LOL! It that was possible I would buy the manga as well! KAKA/IRU IS NEXT!! WHOO! Uh....whoops. Oh well you would know sooner or later.



Reviewer: A Vampires Butterfly Signed Liked
Date: 02/06/07 Title: Chapter 18: Chapter 18 Kaka/Iru

*giggles madly as well* Damn...They are all part bunny! hehehe...Sasuke's club rules! YAY Go semes! Hehehe and the rape kit of course! Also how can Sasuke call himself a genius if he didn't already know Naru-chan's weakness? Seriously. And you make fun of Naru-chan for being a blond at least he is a true blond it seems to have just rubbed off on Sasuke. Great job! I just love this story so much!!! *huggles computer* With much love, A Vampires Butterfly ^.^

Author's Response: *laughs out loud* Your completely right. Sasuke your a baka, everyone knows Naruto loves Sasuke. I guess he forgot that he could use that to take advantage of Naruto. Waht a Moron.



Reviewer: A Vampires Butterfly Signed Liked
Date: 03/06/07 Title: Chapter 19: Chapter 19 Sound Four

*pouts* I don't know how you can stand that guy...I have seen his fic and it kind of bugged me. I mean I don't want to be mean or get you mad at me, but I don't like him. I tried to give him advice to make his fic a bit better and he didn't even try to listen. I don't like people who do that. It is none of my business who you let on your fics or who you talk to or anything so please if you see something in him that I don't, please don't listen to a word I say.

Anyway on to what I thought of this chapter! I wuved it! I could not stop laughing when Neji and Shino came in! Go Ninjas In Black NIB! Hehehe...so funny! I can't wait for the next chapter! With much love, A Vampires Butterfly ^.^

Author's Response: I understand how you feel really. I don\'t mind if you don\'t like him. I think he\'s a good friend. I think he\'s crazy and needs help but that\'s why i\'m here! Thanks. n_n GO NIB! Woot!



Reviewer: A Vampires Butterfly Signed Liked
Date: 06/06/07 Title: Chapter 20: Chapter 20 Gaa/Naru

*stares* Wow...that was weird...but so freaking FUNNY!!!!!! *dies* Damn Gaara and the DDR thing!! Oh and I so loved Kankuro's gay joke! Hehehehe...just so loved it!! Great job! And no problem with the updating thing as long as you do update I'm happy! With much love, A Vampires Butterfly ^.^

Author's Response: Thank you. LOL Kankuro\'s gay joke...>_< xD



Reviewer: A Vampires Butterfly Signed Liked
Date: 21/06/07 Title: Chapter 23: Chapter 23 Shika/Tem

*giggles like the insane yaoi fangirl she is* Yes, it defiantly keeps the ratings up and the viewers happy! *giggles evilly* Sakura is just too lucky...*pouts* This episode was hilarious!!1 Temari is just too funny and Shika is well...Shika! *nods* I don't care how long it takes you to update as long as you do! *nods again* I loved the part with Sasuke almost dieing from Naru-chan shaking his hips. *giggles once more* Great job as always, Foxy! With much love, A Vampires Butterfly ^.^
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-- RamenFox : *Giggles madly* Yes, i liked that part too. And the ending where Naruto screamed for help. Maybe I\'m being too hard on him.........nah! xD



Reviewer: A Vampires Butterfly Signed Liked
Date: 26/06/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Introduction

Okay! Hi, Foxy! I just looked through all of your 208 reviews, (half of them being from like whats his name dw something or other) Anyway! So since I am terribly bored, I decided to tell you which requests you haven't done yet, you have three.

Topic: Why does Sasuke Have to be Gay!?
Guests: Itachi Uchiha, Naruto Uzumaki, Sakura Haruno, and all the rest of Sasuke’s Fangirls.

Topic: First, SakuraxLee, then moves on to GaaraxLee
Guests: Gaara and Lee.

Topic: Fangirls- how do you deal with them
Guests: The sand siblings!


Just wanted to remind you just in case. Again, I'm seriously bored. Also did you notice like a whole page of reviews is made by that one dude? Update soon, okay? With much love, A Vampires Butterfly ^.^
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-- RamenFox : I know, right now I\'m doing the fangirls topic with the sand siblings. almost done! xD I didn\'t notice the one dudes reviews...Oh well. ^_^ I really wanna start that GaaraxLee thing!!! >_< xD I can just imagine how happy Sasuke will look! Sorry your terribly bored, I\'ll try to finish this chapy by today!



Reviewer: A Vampires Butterfly Signed Liked
Date: 26/06/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Introduction

Hey you know something? I was searching through the first couple episodes and realized that no one requested SasuSaku as a topic. So even though I throughly HATE that couple, I'm gonna request it! ^-^ Only guest would be Ino. For understandable reasons. Once again the picture of boredom is me. With much love, A Vampires Butterfly ^.^
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-- RamenFox : ...WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU REQUEST THAT!? I mean, oh my god! *dies* ...poor Ino and Naruto.
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-- RamenFox : Do I have to do that chapy? ...I\'ll do it anyway. xD



Reviewer: A Vampires Butterfly Signed Liked
Date: 26/06/07 Title: Chapter 24: Chapter 24 Dealing with Fangirls

*tackle/glomps* YAY!! I wasn't bored all through reading this! I so hate being bored! *pouts* But now I'm not bored and halfway through I got a idea for a new fic so now I'm writing that and yeah! I so loved it!!! Hehehe...I'm part of the coolest and most creative bitches club! YAY! Yep the fanboys are the least popular and the regular fangirls are just annoying. *sticks out tonuge* Hahaha, idiots, Yaoi rules! *drools* A threesome between Sasuke, Naru-chan, and Panda-chan....Love it! I so can't wait for more because now I'm going to be bored again *sighs* With much love, A Vampires Butterfly ^.^
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-- RamenFox : YEAH! GO COOLEST AND CREATIVE BITCHES FANGIRLS!!! I\'m writing the next chapter for What the hell!? Half way done. xD