Oro: Kabuto..i have to tell you somethin--
Kabuto: OROCHIMARU DAMMIT! Stop with the freakin' yaoi already!!!!!
Oro: But the readers love it!
Kabuto: Well I freakin' hate it k? And just for that, I'm ganna go on strike!
Oro: Pfftt...who needs you anyways? I can handle things on my own! I'm a big kid now!
Kabuto: *goes back to the helmet store* (get it? kabuto means helmet in japanese)


*meanwhile*


Itachi: *sigh* Why is my scean always after orochimaru and kabuto's scean?
Kisame: I guess cause you're..not special enough?
Itachi: Oh I'm special alright....*smirk*
Kisame: *backs off*


*meanwhile at the helmet store*


Cashier: That white one with the weird hair style? Yeah that's our one and only Kabuto. He's 19.99.
Costomer: Okay, I'll take it.
Kabuto: .... O_O'' *sweatdrop*
Costomer: He's ganna help protect the park builders
Kabuto: Sweet! I'm going to disney world!


*meanwhile*


Oro: Okay Tayuya, lemme get this straight. *dramatic pause* YOU FREAKIN FORGOT TO PAY THE FREAKIN ELECTRIC BILLS?????
Tayuya: Um....that was kabuto's job. ^^''
Oro: *sigh* To the helmet store...away!!!


*meanwhile back at the store*


Oro: HE'S SOLD???????????
Cashier: ^^'' Yeah...disney bought him. He's ganna be in their new movie, adventures of mickey and kabu chan.
Oro: O_O I know I'm screwed..


*meanwhile*


Itachi: No! I don't care if the camera's on me! I'm not doing anything!
Kisame: Awww...where's your spirit?
Itachi: Sasuke stole it...
Kisame: *sweatdrop* At least you've got more screen time than deidara and sasori and tobi and the leader and ---
itachi: They're at a sleepover
Kisame: Really? O_O
Itcahi: yeah.
Kisame: Wanna know what happens to pretty boys all sleeping together in a room?
Itachi: Do I really wanna know?
Kisame: Yeah


*meanwhile*


Oro: Okay, so I guess the only way I can get kabuto back is if I steal him from disney world...
Tayuya: Don't worry orochimaru sama, I'll be supporting you all the way---OHHH!!!! Cotton candy!! *runs away*
oro: *sigh* Okay disney kid, where's kabuto?
Kid: *points at tv screen*


*in the screen*


Mickey: Co'mon Kabu chan! We're going to the castle to save da princess!!!!
Kabuto: Oh come one, that's so cheesey!
Mickey: yeah well it's in the script
Kabuto: Hm...lemme see that script....*reads* WTH? No yaoi? And WTH is Pluto?
Pluto: Woof? O_O
Kabuto: Here, lemme change a few things....first of all "pluto", you're new name is akamaru jr. Mickey, because of your ears, we'll call you tenten jr and lets make the castle a village k?
*crickets chirp*
Kabuto: Oh screw this! *stomps away*
Oro: yay, kabuto's back!
Kabuto: *mumbling* Stupid disney..


*meanwhile*


Dei: Wow, we finally got sceen time! hmm
Sasori: I'm phat ^^
Dei: *backs off*


TO BE CONTINUED...


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