(At the Quidditch World Cup)
Harry: Ouch portkeys hurt…
Ron: I see pretty stars
Hermione: -sigh- Immature idiots
Ginny: Hey I see a lot of strange people
Harry: me too
Hermione: wow look at the Japanese anime characters.
Temari: uhhhhh why are those wizards staring at us?
Gaara: cuz we look different. Temari please pretty please with a cookie on top will you buy me a cookie.
Temari: I’ve got a great idea let’s ask those wizards that were staring at us to make a cookie appear out of no where.
Gaara: Ok ?
Temari: Hello people ummmm we’re from the hidden sand village and I really need you to make a cookie appear out of nowhere for my brother.
Ron and Harry: I’ll do it
Hermione: Tsk tsk
Mr. Weasly: Boys you know your not allowed to use magic out side of school.
Cedric: I’m 17 so I’ll make a cookie for you –he makes a cookie-
Temari: this is just a random guess but I think that my brothers and me will be going to your school for a tri-movie tournament.
Mr. Weasly: Whoa she must be physic.
Ron and Harry: -drool-
(They all watch the quiditch world cup)
(back in the land of Naruto)
Anko: The chuunin exams must go on
Anko’s telephone: Ring ring ring
Anko: I’m busy who ever you are so hang up and call me later.
Voldemort: Hi I was wondering if you know Orochimaru because he’s my stepbrother and I want to talk to him. So give him the phone you pathetic mortal muggle weakling.
Anko: Well I do know Orochimaru and he’s in the forest of death looking for Sasuke-
TenTen: Anko Anko Anko
Anko: What is it now Tenten
Tenten: Temari said that I had to find ino so she could make some cookies for Gaara because she can’t cook and Kankuro has spent 25 days strait on his email(Starts breathing heavily.)
Anko: Well I can’t cook either and I’m on the phone so get lost. (gets back on the phone) Sorry about that annoying brat, I’ll give you his cell phone number it’s 1-800-789
Don’t call me ever again, bye. (hangs up)
Hokage: I have just received e-mail from my long lost cousin Dumbledore
And he wants a team from Naruto to compete in the Try movie tournament.
Here are all the teams that will be going: Team 7 Team 8 Team 13 and team Baki and you get to ride in a party bus
Kakashi: Yay, Sakura and me can do the Chinese syrup torture in a real dungeon!
(Two months later)
Sasuke: (emowhinesob) let me out of here.
Naruto: come on Sasuke lets dance
Sasuke: Okay
Hinata: Hey Gaara wanna dance
Gaara: Well, I would but I have made an amazing discovery
Temari: What is it?
Gaara: I DISCOVERED HOW TO PRE- HEAT THE OVEN
Temari: ? Woot
Gaara: so now I can make cookies all by myself. ^_^
Hinata: YAY
Naruto: we’re here
Sasuke: Finally
(The party bus parks outside of Hogwarts)
Hagrid: Please don’t run over me I still have nightmares about those horses
Ron: Wow Japanese anime!
(Orochimaru comes in driving the magic school bus with Tsunade and Anko)
Orochimaru: where’s Voldemort
Hogwarts students: He said you know whose name!
Temari: These people are psychos.
Tsunade: (to Orochimaru) Voldemort isn’t on screen yet Smart one.
Orochimaru: Darn it (he drives the magic school bus into the forbidden forest)
(the T car appears next to it are Arwen and Eowyn on horses)
Cyborg: Booyah
Starfire: Mopsorn (starts eating mops)
Beast boy: I am the green one fear me
Robin: Yay other humans!
Raven: I hate you all
Arwen: I bet no one else here has an evil tyrant for a father.
Raven, Gaara, Temari, Kankuro: We Do
Arwen: Woot I’m not alone
Tenten: I bet no one else here was once a man named bill cosby who liked sausages covered in pudding.
Eowyn: umm some of these Naruto characters are as brainless as gimlee and legolad put together.
Arwen: Word
Raven: Word
Temari: Word
Gaara: Word
Kankuro: Pizza
Hermione: Uh who is that girl with the giant fan?
Ron (hearts in eyes): Well Dumbledore is about to introduce everyone
(in the great hall)
Dumbledore: Okay the peoples from team7 are Sakura the chick with pink hair, Sasuke the emo dude who loves tacos, and Naruto the fox dude who loves malts. Their instructor is Kakashi inventor of the Chinese Syrup torture.
Harry: These people sound like their crazy.
Hermione: And they’re probably unintelligent
Dumbledore: Team8 peoples are Shino the cool weirded out bug dude, Kiba the person with the cool freaky hood and red rectangles, Akumaru the dog dudes dog, and Hinata a Gaara loving chick with purple hair.
Harry: Umm who’s Gaara?
Ron: I have no idea
Hermione: why is her hair purple
Dumbledore: Team13 is tenten a weopon master
Neji an awesome dude with the byakugan and rock lee the biggest idiot on the show
Kiba: lol dialup
Dumbledore: The peoples from team Baki are all siblings they are Kankuro who plays with dolls, Temari an awesome girl with an awesome fan.
And Gaara a cookie and Hinata loving boy.
Ron: So her name is Temari
Hermione; Your supposed to like me remember
Harry: You can’t have her Ron she’s mine
Hermione: Harry you’re supposed too like chochang
Harry: Well she’s not in this script so back of foo.
Hermione: am I the only one sticking to the book here.
Dumbledore: I will now introduce the teen titans they are kinda crazay Cyborg is booyah yelling robot thingy Starfire is a freaky alien thing beast boy is a green changeling robin is a stupid human that only knows kung-foo. Raven is an awesome chick. Our judges are Eowyn and Arwen from LotR Jinx and Terra from teen titans, Tsunade and Anko from Naruto and Voldemort and Krum from Harry Potter
Harry: But…But… Dumbledore Voldemort wants to kill me.
Ron: Oh my
Ron: (thinking) Cool with Harry out of the way I can date Temari all by my self and I’ll get all the attention.
Voldemort: Too bad for you Harry
Dumbledore: Any way the Peeps chosen are Team Baki, Harry Ron and Hermione, and Raven, beast boy and Starfire
Hinata: YaY Gaara was chosen
( All of a sudden Itachi appears)
Tsunade: Itachi What are you doing here
Itatchi: Ummm Gaara’s teddy bear went to Akasuki again so I thought I’d return it because Tsunade wants me too. Also Tsunade, where’s my cappuccino.
Tsnade: Here you go –hands him the cappuccino- thanks for the teddy bear. Bye Itachi
Itachi: Bye Tsunade-itachi disappears in a puff of green smoke-
Gaara: Chibi Gaara you’re back -squeezes chibi
Gaara-
Sasuke: meh me hates my brother, chainsaws, clowns, happiness, teddy bears, stuffed animals, hearts, smilee faces, video games, fangirls, fanboys, pie, Akasuki, my brother, my brother, and Itachi any questions?
Naruto: uh Sasuke you were kinda repeating your self.
Tsunade, Temari, Anko, Gaara: Shudd up Sasuke.
(Somewhere the dead people are hanging out in front of a gigantic tv with chips and soda)
Kin: Hey Kimimaro hand me a can of root beer
Kimimaro: Okay, hey Tayuya wanna play dance dance revolution
Tayuya: yeah after this I think there’s some kind of try movie tournament
Tv: The try movie tournament is going on at Hogwarts here’s Ted interviewing Temari about being chosen.
Ted: Hi Temari
Temari: Could we hurry this up? I hear party like a rock star playing in the background and I wanna listen to it
Ted: Okay so Temari how do you feel
Temari: Bored
Ted: How do you think your brothers feel
Temari: Gaara probably feels bored
And Kanky thinks his tongue is his brain
So I’m guessing he probably doesn’t have any emotions
Ted: Okay do you know what the first task is
Temari: Noduh but I can’t tell you.
Kin: Temari… was on Tv ( Temari walks off screen and Kakashi appears)
Tayuya: I hate that little*curses*
Rin: This is just a random question but can you say a sentence with out cussing
Tayuya: No duh you little –says words I’m not allowed to type
Zaku: Then say one
Tayuya: No way Zaku cussing is fun.
Kin, Rin: it’s a historic moment
Tayuya: shudd up you *curses*
Haku: nooooo it’s Kakashi
Zabuza: I hate Kakashi
(Back to the real world)
Dumbledore: The first task is you must go through a really short obstacle course and steal voldemort’s diary then you must read it and go through another obastacle course and you must read the whole thing. Also you must bring back his diary and perfectly quote 3 things he wrote. Got that?
Temari: This is going to be so easy
(Suddenly Riku and Risa appear)
Risa: Dark-san
Riku: Shut up dark isn’t here also he’s a pervert
Jiriya: did someone just say pervert
Tsunade: Yeah but they weren’t talking about you so go away.
Jiriya: Fine then –disappears-
Riku: anyway can I be a judge
Risa: me too
Dumbledore: Ok how old are you
Riku: 14
Risa: 14
Dumbledore: Okay you pass
Riku: That was easy
( day of the first task)
Dumbledore: Go
Temari: -floating on fan above the really hard obastacle course- Well this is easy
Gaara: -floating on sand- yeah you’re right Temari after this will you give me a cookie.
Temari: uhh sure but share them with Hinata
Kankuro: -floating on Karasu- Temari concentrate on the obstacle course
Temari: shut up
Gaara: Here’s voldys room
Temari: Okay I’ll read his diary out loud
(meanwhile)
Ron: -panting- this is so hard
Harry: Aw man I wish I could have brought my broomstick
Hermione: awww stop complainin
( the teen Titans are flying)
Temari: Dear diary Today the Naruto characters came I hate them all except for my stepbrother and Anko
Gaara: Wtf
Temari: shhhh let me keep reading Dear diary My favorite color is pink I wonder if Anko’s favorite color is pink goodnight diary
Temari: Dear diary there’s going to be a Yule ball I want to ask Anko out but she might say no she hung up on me you know but then again she was in the middle of an important meeting so I might still have a chance (reads the rest of diary)
Gaara: Well someone’s obsessed with Anko
Temari: A Yule ball I’m doomed. Any way lets fly back.(they fly back and a 30 min later teen titans and harry ron and Hermione fly back)
Dumbledore: And Team Baki is about to get their scores.
Jinx: 9
Terra: 10 hey Jinx why did you give them a 9
Jinx: cuz I want raven to win
Terra: ‘kay whatev floats your boat
Eowyn: 9 you guys totally cheated in the obstacle course.
Arwen: 9 yeah what she said
Krum: 10
Voldemort: 0
Anko: 8 Voldemort I never knew you felt that way about me
Tsunade: 9 me thinks voldemort is a pervert
Risa: I’ll do what everyone else is doing 10
Riku: 10 Temari you rox so does Gaara.
Dumbledore: and the total points are: 84
And the points for the other teams are Titans: 80
Potter: 79
In just a few months it’ll be the Yule ball so find a date that is the second semi task
Ron, Harry: -stars in eyes-
Sakura: Kakashi will you go wit me
Kakashi: I’m sorry Sakura I have uhhhhhh…. Other plans yeah
Sakura: Fine I’ll date beast boy then
-run over to beast boy- beast boy will you date me
Beast boy: ummmmmmm I’ve got other plans
Sakura: oh yeah so do i
-suddenly Deidara appears-
deidara: um temari wanna go to the Yule ball with me
Temari: duh.
Deidara: yay
Voldemort: please Anko
Anko: Fine
Voldemort: YaY
Harry: Temari will you-
Temari: No
Ron: Will you-
Temari: NO
Hinata: Gaara let’s go together
Gaara: Of course
Gaara, Hinata: Cookies ?
Kin: sheesh people dumbodore said it was in a couple of months what’s the rush?
Temari: Kin what are you doing here
Kin: well I think dead peeps are invited to the Yule ball type thing.
Temari: cool is Tayuya coming
Kin: Yeah
Temari: who’s goin with her
Kin: I think Kimmimaro is
Temari: what, when did that happen? So you’re probably going with kisame
Kin: Yeah and Rin’s going with sasori
Temari: how about sakon
Kin: well he wants to avoid this whole party thing. Hey Temari who’s Kanky going with
Temari: Nobody
Kin: Jeez your brother’s weird
Temari: well I’ve got to go nice talking to ya Kin
Kin: cya Temari –floats upward and then disappears-
Temari: Her modes of transportation are so weird.
Dark: Ummm Riku I kinda can’t go with you cuz-
Riku: Dark you are so cool and all that but in terms of girls you’re kinda a pervert so I think I’m goin with Daisuke
Dark: No problemo – runs into the bathroom and changes into Daisuke-
Riku: Daisuke will you go out with me
Daisuke: umm….ummm (thinking of satoshi) uhhhhhhhh I don’t know…
Eowyn: Hey Arwen let’s get sick the night of the dance
Terra: Hey Jinx who are you going with?
Jinx: the leader
Terra: you already have someone
Jinx: yeah
Terra: Awww man I think I’m stuck with harry
Jinx: No way you could go with Hiwatari-kun
Terra: are you serious jinx
Jinx: no but there has to be a cool guy you can go with. I got it cedric. Go ask him
Terra: now
Jinx: Yeah now
Terra: oh no – Jinx drags her over to cedric-Terra: uhhhh… uhhhhh…. Well will you go with me to the dance?
cedric: uuuhhh Okay. Whatev
Jinx: see Terra was that so hard?
Terra: Yes.
Jinx: stop being such a baby.
Harry: - gloom depressed mode-
Ron: - gloom depressed mode-
Hermione: - gloom depressed mode-
Harry: Temari turned us down
Ron: I can’t believe she said no to ME.
Hermione: I have to go with Neville
Ron: oh well how about Snape
Harry: no way let’s just go out with the patil twins
Ron: Okay
Me: Wait Ron you are so dating a cheeseburger
Ron: Kay
(Day of the Yule ball)
(Dead peeps appear)
Gaara: we are family I got my big sister with me
Temari: whatever
Gaara: come Hinata to the refreshments
Hinata: Cookies
Hiwatari: Kabuto
Kabuto: Kabby –hug-
Zabuza: okay Haku don’t let anyone know you’re a boy.
Dumbledore: Okay champions and their dancing partners come here and start the dance.
Temari, Deidara, Gaara, Hinata: Soulja boy and tell em I’ve got a new dance for yall tired of soulja boy-starts dancing to soulja boy-
Kin: come on kisame let’s do it
kisame: Ok –starts dancing to crank that soulja boy-
Dumbledore: not that kind of dancing I mean partner dancing.
Temari: awwwman not partner dancing.
Dumbledore: okay now do a waltz
Kin turn on the radio
Kin: -turns on Macarena -
Riku: Yay I love this song
(champions start waltzing cuz Dumbledore started whacking them with a long metal pole)
Temari: Ouch that kinda hurt
Dumbledore: Okay Judges start dancing
Hey where are Arwen and Eowyn
Jinx: oh they got sick
sick. –starts dancing-
Gaara: cookie eating contest right now
Kin: I’m in
Rin: me too
Riku: me three
Hinata: Can I be on your team Gaara?
Gaara: Yeah
Voldemort: so Anko who’s my stepbrother obsessed with these days?
Anko: Sasuke
Voldemort: weird
Orochimaru: -appears in a puff of purple smoke- Sasuke cake Sasuke cake!
Sasuke: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Not Orochimaru
Tsunade: go away or else I’ll set Naruto on you and Gaara and Temari and Anko oh yeah Naruto in his 9tail fox form-
Orochimaru: Okay okay I’m persuaded already
(meanwhile at the cookie eating contest)
Hinata: Go Gaara go
Gaara: - chomp-
Kin: -chomp-
Tayuya: you all are stupid –curses-
Riku: Hurry up Rin
Rin: I’m trying – chomp-
Raven: -chomp-
Arwen: and the winner is Gaara and Hinata
Gaara: Yay
(meanwhile Tayuya and Kimmimaro are searching Hogwarts for the room of requirement)
Kimmimaro: So Tayuya have you read the fifth book
Tayuya: no duh I’m a hardcore fan
Kimmimaro: …umm interesting so what do we do?
Tayuya: we need to walk around the door 3 times while thinking we need a place to practice DDR. Got that Kimmimaro
Kimmimaro: kay
( tayuya and Kimmimaro enter the room of requirement)
Kimmimaro: :0 wow tayuya this place rox
Tayuya: Yeah
(they start playing ddr and turn music up really loud)
Hinata: hey Gaara do you here that
Gaara: yeah and it sounds like love love shine
Temari, Kin: WHAT THE HECK IS TAYUYA DOING
Rin: how do you know it’s her
Temari: cuz she luffs ddr and that song
Hermione: wait I know where they are
Kin: you do
Hermione: yeah they are in the room of requirement
(she leads them to the room of requirement and they put their ears against the wall)
Tayuya: ha im winning
Kimimaro: nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu but I haff the power of milk
Hermione: 0.0
Kin: dude im putting my money on Tayuya
Temari: yeah me to
Kimimaro: Tayuya I think a lot of people are listening
Tayuya: yeah and it kinda sounds like Temari Kin and Hermione
-temari kin and Hermione walk in-
(Temari accidently turns the room of requirement into a headquarters for the sfa)
Tayuya: wow
Temari and Tayuya: Fangirlsqueal
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