Deidara: SASORI-DANNA, HMMPH!!
Sasori: What, moron?!?!
Deidara: We're doing Truth Or Dare, hmmph! Wanna join? -the Akatsuki is seated in a circle-
Sasori: Fine... -groans-
Deidara: Kyu, hmmph! ^^
Kisame: GO ITACHI :D
Itachi: OK Deidara, truth or dare?
Deidara: Dare, hmmph!
Itachi: Call one of the girls and ask her out!!
All: Ouuuuu!!!!
Deidara: -frowns- Fine, hmmph!
Deidara: -grabs a cell phone and dials Temari's number-
Phone: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing.... riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing....
Gaara: Hello?
Deidara: Hi, hmmph. This is Deidara from the Akatsuki-
Gaara: OOH, YAY! YOU'RE SELLING AKATSUKI COOKIES EARLY!
Deidara: Wait, hmmph, you don't under-
Gaara: I'll take four boxes of Caramel Death Delite! No, make that five! And ten boxes of Deathwheels!
Deidara: I WANNA TALK TO TEMARI, HMMPH!
Gaara: Fine!! But, why?
Deidara: Truth or dare, hmmph.
Gaara: YOU'RE PLAYING TRUTH OR DARE WITH HER ON THE PHONE?!?! COOL!
Deidara: STOP IT AND GIVE HER THE PHONE, HMMPH!
Temari: -picks up- What?
Deidara: Will you go out with me, hmmph?
Temari: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, kay.
Deidara: Kyu, hmmph! -hangs up-
Itachi: You moron! You forgot to set the specifics!
Deidara: Oh, hmmph, hmmph..
Zetsu: OK, Itachi! Truth or dare?
Itachi: Duh. Dare!
Zetsu: -snicker snicker- OK, here's your dare... spy on your little brother!!
Itachi: Oh come on, that's easy!! -Mangekyo Sharingan!-
SHWIIIIIING
-At Sasuke's House...-
Kiba: OK, Sassy-chan! -snicker snicker- Your turn!
Naruto: Don't call him Sassy-chan! It hurts his feelings and makes him feel like a girl!
Kiba: Whatever... -snicker snicker- I dare you...
Neji: Dun dun dunnnnnnnn!!!
Kiba: To...
Sasuke: Yes?
Kiba: Kiss...
Sasuke: YEEEEEEESSS?????!!!
Kiba: NARUTO! -busts out laughing-
Sasuke: Oh come on, that's easy!!
Itachi (thinking) COPYCAT!
Sasuke: -kisses Naruto on the cheek-
Neji: Oh come on, what is he, your grandmother? ON THE LIPS, FOR A FULL MINUTE!
Naruto: YAAAAY!!
Sasuke: -nosebleed- In front of you...?
Neji: Duh.
Sasuke: I'm...embarresed, to say the least.
Kiba: We saw you do it in the closet at your birthday party... only it was 10 times funnier!
Itachi (thinking) Hell yeah, it was! Except for where I got beat up with a frying pan and a lamp...
Neji: We won't laugh....oooookaaaay, maybe we will.... yeah we will.
Tayuya and Temari (authors): Damn, he shoulda said 'uuuuuukkkkkeeee...'!!!!
Kiba: Come on, you two have the 'seme' chemistry! -lol-
Authors: YEAH!!
Neji: 'Yuri' funny guy, Kiba!! XDDDDD -pinches his arm-
Kiba: 'Yaoi', Neji! That hurt! X'DDDDDD -is crying tears of laughter-
Authors: Hell yeah, we're clever!!
Naruto: ...OK ENOUGH WITH THE DUMB PUNS!
Authors: They are not dumb! WE SHALL SMITE YOU! ...after you kiss Sasuke, of course.
Naruto: Ok...
Sasuke: Errrrm...
Neji, Kiba, and Authors: GO GO GO GO GO-
Sasuke: SHUT UP ALREADY!!
-They kiss each other-
Kiba: Time starting... now!
Tick tock tick tock...
Neji: 'Kay I'm bored.
Kiba: Let's leave them at that and go watch a movie.
Neji: OK!
-SHWIIIING-
Itachi: OMFG. THAT WAS HAWT.
Zetsu: WTF?!?!
Itachi: -minor nosebleed- I, I mean- they were so moronic, it was disgusting!
Kisame: -twitch twitch- Perv...
Itachi: Sorreeee!! Ever since Tsunade broke up with me for Shizune, I've had to spy on different yaoi couples! Even in other shows, like DN Angel!
Satoshi: Oh, you know you love it!
Kisame: SHUT UP! Go back to your show!
Daisuke: Fine, fish face!
Kisame: GRRR!
Leader: OK, Kisame, your turn. Truth or... aww forget it! It's always 'dare'!
Kisame: Alright, give it to me!
Leader: OK, call Kin.
Kisame: -blush- Wh-what?
Leader: CALL. KIN. What are ya, hard of hearing?
Kisame: Oh, oh, okay... -picks up the phone and calls Kin-
Phone: RIIIIIIING
Kisame: (thinking) Please don't pick up, please don't pick up, please don't-
Tayuya: Hello, this is Tayuya, Queen of Cussing speaking; how may I help you?
Temari: Tayuya! Don't do the intro! Caller I.D say's it's from Akatsuki!
Tayuya: Ohh, goodie! Is this Hidan? HIDAN I LOVE YOU EVEN THOUGH I'M WITH KIMIMARO!
Sakura: Ugh...
Kisame: May I speak with Kin...?
Kin: -picks up- Yeah?
Kisame: Uhm, -deepens voice- Um, yes, you ordered pizza here?
Kin: I did?
Kisame: Uhm, yeah, yah did, and uhm, Deidara's, gonna, drop it off..
Deidara: WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME, HMMPH??
Kisame: Uh yeah, you got extra cheese, black olives, green peppers, and pepperoni... it was a medium- no, a large, and you ordered 9 Dr. Peppers?
Kin: What the hell...?
Kisame: Err, uhh, -stutter- KIN IT'S KISAME WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME BYE! -hangs up-
Kin: -dial tone- Uhh, sure.... -hangs up-
Shizune: What was that all about?
Kin: No freakin' clue whatsoever.
Deidara: Fine, I'll drop it off anyway, hmmph...
Tsunade: -from 100 miles away- I smell pizza....
All: PIZZA??? YAY!!
Sakura: -winks at TenTen-
TenTen: ^^ -blushes-
-Doorbell rings-
Anko: I'LL GET IT! -opens the door, and sees Deidara, then slams it in his face- TEMARI, IT'S YOUR BOYFRIEND!
Temari: Ok, I'll get it!
Deidara: Hi, hmmph! Here's your pizza, hmmph!
Temari: Kankuro didn't get nearly as drunk last night, so I can only give you two bottle caps...
Deidara: DEAL, HMMPH!
Temari: -grabs the pizza and soda- OK, pizza's here!
All: YAY!!
-BACK AT AKATSUKI-
Kisame: -pant pant-
Zetsu: Dude, you okay?
Kisame: Yeah... just kinda... you know...
Hidan: I'm bored, let's end this... WITH DEATH! -shiny eyes-
-Everyone except Tobi runs-
Tobi: -blink blink-
Hidan: So, Tobi... it's you... and me!
Tobi: -drools slightly-
Hidan: -kills him and leaves, dragging the body with him-
Deidara: TWO BOTTLE CAPS, HMMPH! -runs in to see that everyone has left- Guys, hmmph? Hello, hmmph? Sasori-danna, hmmph? HELLOOOOOOOOO, HMMPH????
Leader: Great going Itachi, hiding us under your bed!
Sasori: I'm squashed!
Itachi: Sorreeee, it always fits me!
Leader: I'm amazed it fits YOUR BIG HEAD!!
All: Lol
Itachi: Meh...
-AT SASUKE'S HOUSE-
Sasuke and Naruto: -are still kissing-
Neji and Kiba: -are watching a movie-
Kiba: Damn, how long have they been doing that?
Neji: -puts a hand on his shoulder- Not long enough, Kiba. Not long enough.
The End!!
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Chapter notes: I don't own Naruto.
This was written by me and Hollow_Trinity. (This is Tayuya typing because I am faster and have better punctuation) ... (and yes, we're over at each other's houses because we live 5 minutes away.)