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Just some Kisame and Hidan bashing pretty much. by Cherished

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Chapter notes: Hey! if you hate Kisame, think Deidara's awsome, and can read *or at least translate* some Japanese....u'r gonna :heart: this!!!!! *and if not, PLEASE! don't kill me! :gonk: *

...this was pretty much something i came up with last night on a sugar/caffeine high and sent 2 a couple friends via e-mail to see what they think. lol! feel free to add a chapter!
Akatsuki lair:

Itachi: Deidara, i don't see the point of this.
*note, he's sitting in a school chair, with a blackboard in front of him, with Deidara dressed in a teacher's robe *the kind with the weird blue hat*
Deidara: it'lll explain everything un!
Itachi: For the last time....the whole organizations' been over this....Kisame...is...a...SHARKMAN!!!!!!!
Deidara: no, kisame-kun's a fish.
Itachi: no, he's a SHARKMAN!!!!!!
Deidara: fish. yeah.
Itachi: SHARKMAN!!!!!!!
Deidara: fish. yeah.
Itachi: NO!!!!!! he's a SHARKMAN!!!!!!!

[b]Several hours later....... [/b]

*crickets chirping*

Deidara: Un! get it through your head Itachi-san! Kisame is a friggin' fish! yeah!!!!!!
Itachi: *sweatdrop* no...he's a sharkman.
Deidara: sigh.....Hidan-san, Tobi-kun. whadda you think? yeah?
Tobi: *pokes head around corner* Tobi thinks that this is a stupid idea.
Hidan: discussing such things is against my religion.
Unkown Akatsuki member: *pulls out chainsaw, shovel, hand grenades, machedi, flamethrower, armored tank, sniper gun, poison bombs, a betty crocker's handbook, more hand grenades, and a machine gun* oh Hidan kun......*smiles innocently at the religous freak while hiding all the artillery behind her..."discreetly"*
Hidan: Yes???? are you finally going out with me?
Deidara, Itachi, Tobi: *sweatdrop. eyes bug out anime style when they see the weapons*
Tobi: Tobi says....RUN FOR COVER!!!!!!!!
*all three duck under random things.*
Unknown member: *takes out all the artillery* FOR THE LAST MOTHER F*$%!/vG TIME! NO ONE HERE GIVES A F*** ABOUT U'R F***** RELIGION AND NO! I WILL NEVER GO OUT WITH YOU IN A MILLION F***** YEARS!!!! DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!!!!!

*blood suddenly splashes everywhere.*

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*needless to say what followed has been edited, but rest assured, the unkown member has calm down *coughsedativescough* and Hidan -despight his "immortality- is very, very dead. YAAAAAY!!!!!! *sorry, i hate hidan with a passion*

*Deidara and Itachi are back in they're seats...pretending that never happened. and Tobi's run off. not like either really care. *

Deidara: Itachi-kun, Kisame-san's a fish. un!
Itachi: NO! He's a SHARKMAN!!!! and stay away from my donuts. *hugs donut box*
*.....-_-; evidently Itachi likes donuts.....*
Deidara: no, he's a fish! un, and i can prove it too YEAH!!!!!
*whips out peice of chalk from a pocket and proceeds to draw on blackboard*
*o.k....here's where u've gotta learn Japanes!!!!! ^-*

Deidara: Kisame-san hicchou fuko........ *draws Kisame's head, then an equals sign and a shark.*
Itachi: *sweatdrop* yes.....
Deidara: Fuko Hicchou fissho...... *draws picture of a shark, equals sign, then a fish*
Itachi: WHAT?!?!?!
Deidara: Fissho Hicchou Furanzu!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!! *draws nemo*
Deidara: Nain Sesshoku! ^-* Yeah! *draws a cooked fish*
Itachi: .... :sweat:
Kisame: I HEARD THAT!!!!!!!!!

this has been a random production.

*credits*

*more credits*

*credits, credits, credits, etc. credits*

Deidara and me: Gigei Ato Bakuha!!!!!!!!!!!
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