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Fun With Naruto Characters by CrimsonClover

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Chapter notes: Still don't own Naruto. I do own myself and before you ask... Yes, I have done this with my action-figures and yes, it's very fun.
Since Itachi broke my kitchen window and refused to either fix it or pay for it to be fixed, I decided to get someone else to fix it. And who is the poor sap who I bullied into doing it? Sasuke of course. And just how did I get him to fix it? Well...


Me: Sauce-you-kay!
Sasuke: It's Sasuke, you don't have to pronounce every letter.
Me: Yeah... Don't care.
Sasuke: What do you want Jess?
Me: I want you to fix the window your brother broke.
Sasuke: Why should I?
Me: Hehe... Be right back. *dashes off to her room*

Three minutes later...

Me: Sasuke?
Sasuke: What?
Me: Just making sure you're still here. *shows him Naruto and Sasuke action figures*
Sasuke: Okay, you have dolls. Just like Kankuro.
Kankuro: *pops up out of no where* I use puppets! Not dolls!
Me & Sasuke: Same damn thing.
Kankuro: *pouts*
Me: Ehrm... Yes I have dolls of you and Naruto. And do you know why I have them down here are not up in my anime doll shirne?
Sasuke: Uh, you wanted to show me how much of a loser you are?
Me: No. I wanted to show you something cool that I can do with these dolls.

I then proceeded to pop off both the heads of the dolls and switch the bodies. Then I told Sasuke that if he didn't fix my window, that I would make sure it actually happened to him; even if it killed me. Needless to say, I got my window fixed. Kankuro on the other hand, got to see the true usefullness of dolls.

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