Summary: This is happens when I'm sick, on a bunch of medication and can't sleep. I lose my mind and drag the cast of Naruto down with me. Bwahahaha!
It's basicly a bunch of random crack that my over-active imagination comes up with.
Rating: PG
Category: OC-centric
Characters: Anko Mitarashi, Chouji Akimichi, Deidara, Gaara, Maito Gai, Haku, Hidan, Hinata Hyuuga, Jiraiya, Kakashi Hatake, Kiba Inuzuka, Kisame Hoshigaki, Konohamaru Sarutobi, Rock Lee, Neji Hyuuga, Orochimaru, Rin, Sai, Sakura Haruno, Shikamaru Nara, Shino Aburame, Zabuza
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapter: 30 Completed: Yes
Words: 17196 Read: 37544
Published: 01/02/07 Updated: 11/03/07
1. Baking Cookies by CrimsonClover [Reviews - 1] (344 words)
I own nothing... Except for me and the fact that I'm proably the only person who thinks this is funny.
2. Playing With Dolls by CrimsonClover [Reviews - 1] (272 words)
Still don't own Naruto. I do own myself and before you ask... Yes, I have done this with my action-figures and yes, it's very fun.
3. Karaoke by CrimsonClover [Reviews - 1] (234 words)
Don't own Naruto. Don't own any of the songs. Have fun.
4. Brownies! by CrimsonClover [Reviews - 1] (568 words)
Still don't own Naruto, yeah...
This chapter is actually based on a true event that took place about a month ago. Only, with my friends and there was pudding too.
5. Car Ditching by CrimsonClover [Reviews - 1] (345 words)
Don't own Naruto, you should know that by now.
And yet another one based on me and my friends. Only this one happened years ago, when we were in 8th grade I think...
6. Funny Words by CrimsonClover [Reviews - 1] (251 words)
Own Naruto, I don't.
Apologise, I must. I just had to write this one out and sorry for the "Yoda talk". Get used to it, you will. (*hint hint wink wink nudge nudge* for the next chapter)
7. Yoda by CrimsonClover [Reviews - 2] (311 words)
Nope, I own nothing...
8. I'm Sick, Damn It! by CrimsonClover [Reviews - 1] (1626 words)
Still don't own anything... And I decided to change the format with this one. Just cause I could and I wanted to get a little more deatiled. Hope you all like it.
Just a side note, I had to change the rating due to cussing. That's all. ^^
9. What The...? by CrimsonClover [Reviews - 1] (607 words)
Yay, back to the old way. But this one might not be funny at all. Because it's a prelude for two things. After reading, you'll understand.
Disclaimer: I STILL do NOT own Naruto.
10. The Surprise by CrimsonClover [Reviews - 1] (178 words)
*twitch twitch* I don't own Naruto... I don't even want to know any of these people anymore. *twitch twitch*
11. Operation! by CrimsonClover [Reviews - 1] (411 words)
Special guest apperance by, Oni Chan! Whoot! Sorry, I had to.
So, I still don't own anything aside from myself. And the fact I had to do this a few hours ago for my little brother.
12. Road Trip by CrimsonClover [Reviews - 1] (633 words)
I don't own Naruto.
Special Guest; Kendra, my best buddy who got my hooked on Naruto. She also helped co-write this one... Meaning, we acted it out.
13. The Chase by CrimsonClover [Reviews - 1] (620 words)
Don't own Naruto.
Special Guest; Kendra. And just know that I do NOT accept this sort of behavior in real-life. And I would never actually write this unless there was a good reason. And the good reason was that Kendra said I could borrow all of her anime if I wrote this. Plus, I had an acute case of writers block and needed suggestions.
14. Happy Birthday Sasuke! by CrimsonClover [Reviews - 1] (562 words)
Still don't own Naruto. But I DO own the pictures at the bottom. Spent most of today working on them too. Too bad I have a crappy scaner and a fear of inking. *shudders* and no, I cannot draw a straight line. *nods*
Special guests; Oni & Rachael! Whoot!
15. Happy Birthday Sasuke! Cont. by CrimsonClover [Reviews - 1] (644 words)
*running around with balloons* I don't own Naruto!!!
It's the end of the party. Thank you to all who stoped by. *waves and throws confetti*
16. The Hospital by CrimsonClover [Reviews - 2]
(515 words)I don't own Naruto... yeah yeah yeah....
New chapter brought to you by my ickle nephew who turned one today! Whoot!
And just a side note... I started a new fic called "The Tears of War" and if you get a chance, could ya read it? Thanks.
Now... On to the not-so-funny chapter!
17. The Hospital Cont. by CrimsonClover [Reviews - 1] (653 words)
*bangs head on desk* It should NOT have taken me a whole day to write this... *continues to bang head*
Special guests: Oni & Rachael
18. More Hospital Fun by CrimsonClover [Reviews - 1] (488 words)
Don't own Naruto.
Special Guests: Oni, Rachael & Akina
19. The Cook-Off by CrimsonClover [Reviews - 1] (546 words)
20. The Cook-Off Part 2 by CrimsonClover [Reviews - 0] (1162 words)
My eldest sister, Jamie, is getting married this weekend. *rolls eyes* So, this'll probably be the last chapter until Monday or Tuesday. Because I have to help get things ready. Which is stupid of me to do because I'm not even invited to the wedding, just the reception. It's a long story and it's got me very tempermental at the moment. So... Yeah. I'm trying not to let it effect my writing, but it is. So, I'm sorry if this is completely off the mark.
Special Guests; Oni, Rachael and Akina
21. Beware: Sugar-High Author by CrimsonClover [Reviews - 0] (101 words)
22. Jiraiya's Dating Service by CrimsonClover [Reviews - 0] (889 words)
Umm... I know I said that I was gonna be gone until Monday. Well... I lied. I couldn't sleep last night and so, I had to write a few chapters. I'm not gonna post 'em all today cause I only have like, oh... Five more minutes before I have to leave again. But I thought I'd give ya this one. ^^
As usual, I don't own Naruto.
23. So Will You? by CrimsonClover [Reviews - 0] (415 words)
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, but Sasuke does. ~_^
24. Another Road Trip by CrimsonClover [Reviews - 0] (593 words)
I don't own Naruto. And I don't know why I insist to torture myself like this. *sigh* Oh well...
25. Another Road Trip - Part 2 by CrimsonClover [Reviews - 0] (372 words)
I love sugar and Sai and Obito and Naruto's daddy and Shino and Kiba and perverts and...
Sai: *puts a hand over Jess' mouth* I'm sorry, she's... Hyper and won't shut-up. *sweat drop*
26. Another Road Trip - Part 3 by CrimsonClover [Reviews - 0] (410 words)
I don't own Naruto.
Hey, guess what? I HAD SUGAR AGAIN! AND PIZZA! So there might be a few odd moments and a few more chapters added to this trip. YAY!!!
27. Another Road Trip - Part 4 by CrimsonClover [Reviews - 0] (736 words)
Whoooo!!! Don't ask what I was on when this was written. I think it was 4 am though. Hmmm... OMG. CAKE!
28. Another Road Trip - END by CrimsonClover [Reviews - 0] (641 words)
Oooo... I'm getting more sugar. *bounces around*
Sai: Some one, please... Help?
*tackle glomps Sai*
29. Camping by CrimsonClover [Reviews - 4]
(880 words)Sooo tired. *yawn* -.-
30. Camping. Day 2 by CrimsonClover [Reviews - 8]
(1189 words)Uh yeah... Kendra practically wrote this one... I was still pissed from watching a movie to be funny at all.
Anyway... Here's the up-date and don't expect another anytime soon... *goes back to bed*