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Atkasuki turth or dare. by Xrayer

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Chapter notes: whoops posted this on the atkasuki theme song.
Alfred: and we back! now, we haves deidera!

DEidera: *walks out in might-guy style spandex *twitch*

Alfred: with the 'power of youth' style, this clothing lets you use jutsus with out a problemo! taijutsu is impeccable!

Deidera; this gives...a really odd draft....

Alfred: and, Kisame! with a swim shorts!

Kisame: *walks out shirtless in some swiimming trunks with the atkasuki logo on it.*ell, this ain't so bad.

fangirls: EEP!! HE'S SO HAWT!!
Kisame: i know, i know...

ALfred: and, sasori, dressed as pinnochio!

Sasori: i swear, this is just making fun of me. i'm a puppet. SO. WHAT??? *has weird child clothing, and a very, very long tpaed on nose*

Alfred: Tobi, in a swimsuit...

Tobi: hyia guys!!

Jiraiya: TWO THUMBS UP!!! YEAH!!! *huge nosebleed*

Male members of the crowd: *huge nosebleed*

Naruto: Ero-senni? how'd you get here?

Jiraiya: i hitched a ride wiht Kakashi.

Alfred: and now, Kazaku, in a masquarede mask style..er..thing.

Kazaku: wel, this suits me. has all of his masks taped onto his face, and is dressed in purple stuff*

Alfred: and, last but not least, HIDAN!

*crickets chirp*

Slfred: erm.. HIDAN!!!

Hidan: *from behind curtain* NO!! IT"S A GAINST MY RELIGION!!! NEVER!!!

Itachi; GET OUT THERE!!!

Hidan: NO!

Alfred:....just push him out.
*hidan is shoved through*

AlfreD: and, Hidan, wearing typical goth/emo kid wear.

Hidan: AGAINST RELIGION!!! I'M GONA SUE!!

ALfreD: OH GAWD!! I'VE GOTTA GET A LAWYER! SEE YOU AL LATER!!
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