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Atkasuki turth or dare. by Xrayer

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Chapter notes: you know.
Alfred: now, we have a dare from renjugen!

Itachi: at least it's not the last one. *twitch* i mean, seriously, that had so much graphic lemon in it, i had to borrow Garra's teddyu bear!

Garra: YOU TOOK TEDDY WITHOUT ASKING ME??? SAND COFFIN!!!!

ITachi: MEEEP!! *dodges*

ALfred: Break it up! okay, now renjugen wants.... the atkasuki to do a fashion show? oh, gods above..

Atkasuki: LORD!! TAKE US NOW!!!

NAruto: ...HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Garra: serves you right for laying your grubby paws on teddy.

Alfred:right. now..let's set up....

*after an hour.*

ALfreD: whew. that was hard work.

Sakura: ALL YOU DID WAS EAT COOKIES, WHILE WE DID EVERYTHING!!

Alfred: Whatever..my digestory system worked harded than all y'all's. now. first up, we have,,,Zetsu!

Zetsu: *begins walking down catwalk*

ALfred: this is the standard issue Atkasuki dress code! high collar, funky cloud/mushroom thingies, and a black and red main color really shines ouit on ZEtsu.

Sasuke: they ALL wear that.

Alfred: would Zetsu look good in anything else?

Sasuke;: point taken.

ALfred: next up is ITachi!

Itachi: *grumpily comes in, dressed in a Girl's kinimo.

Itachi: seriously, ALfred. when this is done, i'm going to kill you.

Alfred; dressed in the general kinimo, ITachi i spleasing all the yaoi fangirls out there. who are taking photos.
Itachi: WHAT?? *runs in*
ALfred: i'm afraid that's all. can't do the rest, gotta get off. bye
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