Naruto-...Wow! Sasuke! What happened to you?!
Sasuke- What does it look like!? Go get Kabuto...I think he said he's a doctor.
Naruto- Hey, if I bite your leg off, will you feel it?
Sasuke- That wouldn't make sense. I don't have a lower body, so how would you-
Naruto- *bites Sasuke's leg off*
Sasuke- AIEEEEEEEEEEE!
Naruto- ?_? Hey, you got cut in half! If I bite your leg off will you feel it?
Sasuke- >:( Screw you and screw your amnesia!
After the surgery
Kabuto- There we go, good as new. So how do you feel?
Sasuke- I just got electrocuted, stabbed, crushed, burnt, cut in half, and Naruto lost his memory 8 times before he found me. How do you think I feel?
Kabuto- Yeah, to be honest, I don't really care.
Sasuke- You think it's good to piss off an emo kid?
Kabuto- You think it's a good idea to piss off a guy who may or may not have implanted a firecracker in your liver? Ask yourself, 'Am I feeling lucky?'
Sasuke- O.o *runs away*
Tenten- Why'd you put a firecracker in his liver?
Kabuto- *smils* I"m not sure, but it'll probably be really funny later on...^_^
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Sakura- I got that telephone like you asked!
Kabuto- Good! 'Cause I'm not gonna last a day with you two without TV.
Tenten- SHHHH!!! TV!
Sakura- Ya know, this is just like my fanfic...The charcters are stuck in the dungeon then they have wild-
Kabuto- I swear, if you finish that sentence I WILL TAKE A BRICK AND SMASH YOUR FREAKIN' HEAD IN!
Naomi- *pops in* Does this get the yaoi channel?
Kabuto-...No.
Naomi- durn...*leaves*
Kabuto- changing the channel!
Tenten- hey! My TV!
Kabuto- Great! Another stupid and pointless reality show.
Sakura- Wait! This is OUR stupid and pointless reality TV show!
Kabuto- Great, now if the demons want to find us, all they have to do is turn on the TV...Well, since I'm gonna die here anyway and I'm national TV, I might as well say this-- HALO SUCKS!
Inside the Mansion
Brian the demon- BRRAAIINNSSSSSS!!!!
Chuck the demon- What did we tell you about that? Your sterotyping us demons!
Brian the demon- Sorry...
Gaara- *walks in* What are you all doing?
Chuck the demon- tryin gto kill these guys.
Gaara- *sets floor on fire* Don't mind me, I'll just be laughing evilly as you try in vain to escape a wall of fire. *laughs*
Somewhere else...
Darth Maul- I'm leaving!
Kabuto- What!? We're already outnumbered as it is!
Darth Maul- Fine, I'll give you a pair of lightsabers.
Kabuto- You'd really give me a lightsaber?
Darth Maul- Why not? I have 100 of those damn things in the car. I sell 'em to nerds.
Kabuto- Star Wars geeks don't have money.
Darth Maul- Mpney? I get paid in organs which I then sell on the black market and to Burger King.
Kabuto- o.o
Haku- We can't keep this up! We're going to get killed!
Tenten/Naruto- We can handle it! *hold hands* WONDER TWIN POWERS ACTIVATE! FORM OF A--
Gaara- --TWO DUMBASSES! Moving on, does anyone have a smart plan?
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