Gaara- *reading his mail* Hmmm...? What's this?
"Dear Gaara,
You are wanted for a reality show starting today."
Gaara- Today....Don't I have something else to do today? Oh yeah! Today's when I'm wanted in court for torching that orphanage....
~*Flashback 2 days earlier*~
Gaara- *watching orphanage go up in flames* BURN ORPHANS BURN!!!!!!
~*End flashback*~
Gaara- awww man that was awsome. Oh well, now to burn the court house.
~*~
Naomi- Welcome to the show. I'm the producer, and I'll be periodically making your lives hell. Any questions?
Tenten- Why were we of all people chosen for this?
Naomi- For starters, you all passed the drug tests. Also you looked fine when we illegally accessed your drug records.
Kabuto- uhhhh...
Naomi- You all have a personality disorder and each of you is adicted to at least three kinds of illegal drugs. Your losers are reality show gold!
~*~
Gaara- so, I guess were roommates now. Cheep network not giving us our own rooms. Im Gaara. And you are...?
Haku- *pulls out senbon* I am Haku! Many ninjas have fallen victim to my weapons of fury! I am Zabuza's personal assasin tool!
Gaara- And the sea-foam green nail polish...?
Haku- I can't get it off!
Gaara- Who the hell are you!? The Grim Repaers homosexual cousin?!
~*~
Sasuke- I can't believe I'm doing this stupid show. So how did you get suckered into this?
Naruto- I don't remeber why I'm here. Actually, I don't seem to remember much of anything.
Sasuke- You lost your memory? So are you some dark and mysterious here who has to overcome a great evil to find hid destiny and past memories?
Naruto- I lost my memories?! Aweosme! Now I can be all angsty and mysterious and crap!
~*~
Kabuto- Hey, I'm Kabuto. Why am I the only one without a roommate?
Naomi- That would be because of Temari
Kabuto- I know I'm going to regret this, but who is Temari?
Temari- *randomly tries to chop off Naomi's arm*
Naomi- *dodges* This would be Temari right here. She has extreme ADD and insomnia. She never stops running around...EVER.
Kabuto- DID SHE JUST TRY TO CUT OFF YOUR ARM?!
Naomi- Yeah, you might want to watch out for that.
~*~
Tenten- Wow! This is so exciting! I'm Tenten! I'm sure we'll become great friends and go on fun adventures and junk like that!
Sakura- *watching TV*
Tenten- I've never seen a TV like this before! It's shaped like a crystal ball and has TiVo! So what type of TV do you like to watch?
Sakura- OMG! i l1k3 Itachi LMAO joo t0t@ly pWned Kisame!
Tenten- What the hell? hey, does anyone have an fan-girl to English dictionary I can use?
Sakura- Akatsuki i$ l33t! LOL LOL!!!
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