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qp-somewhere in the mansion gardens-qp
Sakura- X_x
Tenten-Do younthink this operation will work?
Kabuto- It should work. Then we'll know what she's saying...Just a warning though, there will be some negative side effects.
Tenten- Side effects?
Kabuto- Well for one, we'll be able to understand what she's saying.
Tenten- WHAT?! That's the whole purpose!!!
Kabuto- This is your first encounter with a fangirl isn't?
Sakura- *wakes up* Huh? Why arn't I speaking l33t?
Kabuto- shut up wench.
~*~
Orochimaru- Are the preparations complete?
Naomi- Yes Orochimaru-sama...
Orochimaru- Godd, we will soon unleash our trap.
Naomi- ...
Orochimaru- ...So um, do you juggle?
Naomi- hell no. What am I? Some clown???
Orochimaru- Right. Sorry about that.
~*~
Naomi- Okay, we're filming the commercial for the show, so you guys do something illegal.
Naruto/Gaara- ...
Naomi- On Last Resort, our house members will have to survive living with each other...
Naruto- *being set on fire by Gaara* This must be how One Piece felt when it was being dubbed!
Naomi- They'll also have to fight the legions of HELL!
Gaara- Wait a minute...WHAT?!
Naomi- You heard nothing fool. Alright you guys. Here's the plot twist. I'm leaving you all here to fight an army of demons.
Haku- that isn't shocking...
Sasuke- Kabuto told us about the commercial. Plus, we had to sign a document saying that the network couldn't be held responsible for our death.
Haku- Not to mention tha the Legion of Hell union is on strike outside.
qp-Outside-qp
Demon #1- What do we want?!!?
Demon #1/2/3- More souls!
qp-Back inside-qp
Haku- Okay, the producer left, and moe there are demons inside the house. How am I supposed to fight without messing up my designer robes?
Gaara- *sighs* Your so femine, it sickens me. But I have a plan...Temari! Take your pointy things and stick it through the demons!
Temari- YYYYAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!!!! *runs off*
Naruto- Damn, she's like a killing machine that doesn't need to sleep. She runs on sugar!
Haku- uhhh...is she playing with a monkey?
Gaara- DAMN IT TEMARI! FOCUS!!! *sighs* Alright, all you punky losers, go hide until we're done.
Kabuto- yes sir jack-ass...
Haku- let's split up!
Gaara- EVERYONE MOVE OUT!
Naruto/Temari/Sasuke- Hai!
~*~
Haku- Foul hell beast-
Demon- My name's Matt
Haku- Fine, matt, prepare to face my ultimate attack!
*pink flowers fall from no where*
Matt- FLOWERS!?!?! That's your ultimate attack!?!?
Haku- Wha...? hell no! just wanted to make the battefield look pretty...So do you like it?
Matt- It's all right. I was expected to die in some polluted hell-hole. This is a nice twist.
Haku- I was sorta going for that scene from Hero.
Matt- Yea, when they're fighting in the flowers. That was a good movie...So you were killing me?
Haku- Oh right, sorry. Hold on, this will just take a second.
Matt- No problem.
Haku- Senbon Rain storm!!!
*senbon fall out from no where and split Matt in two*
Matt's head- I give this death a 9/10
Haku- thanks Matt. See ya in hell.
Matt- see ya.
~*~
Temari- *to monkey* Hello Mr.Bananers!
Sasuke- *slices monkey in half*
Temari- :O You killed Mr.Bananers!
Sasuke- So? it was just a demon monkey?
Temari- :( Lighting Wave!
BZZZT!!!
Sasuke- *dodges* Holy crap! *runs away*
Gaara- *paying no attention to the others* Oh i'll be burning all the demons when she comes! *setting demons on fire* Oh, I'll be burning all the demons when she comes!
Sasuke- *in the back* HELP ME!!!!
Gaara- I'll be burning all the demons, Oh, I'll be burning all the deomns when she comes!
Darth Maul- Foolish weak- holy hell! Gaara!?
Gaara- Darth Maul!? I haven't seen you since pre-k! How you been?
Darth Maul- Pretty good. I'm just trying to get some quick cash with this whole 'demon army' thing.
Gaara- Didn't you major in the dark side?
Darth Maul- Yeah, the sith were cool. But then that ass Obi-wan got in a hollywood cheapshot.
Gaara- Man we had some good times...
Dath Maul- what did you major in again?
Gaara- oh you know. Random viloence in mysterious organizations and such.
Darth Maul- Didn't you kill everyone in that organization?
Gaara- Bingo.
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Sasuke- *Cut in half* OH SWEET MERCIFUL GOD! JUST KILL ME NOW!
qp~*~qp
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