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Oh great, the holidays! by Rachel

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Chapter notes: Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto!
Here are the made-up characters in this story:
Rachel Momochi, Layla Momochi, Kaiya Uchiha, Kisha Hyuga, Lorraine Uzumaki, Janessa Hatake, and Jessi Haruno and Saginaki!
BULLETIN- KONOHA WINTER DANCE, THIS SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 24th, AT 7:00 PM. BRING A PARTNER AND GET IN FREE!

Naruto: A dance!? Believe it!

Sasuke: Dobe.

Naruto: *glares at Sasuke* Baka!

Lorraine: Enough! *smacks Naruto in the back of his head*

Shikamaru: What a nuisense.

Rachel: Shika, be nice to the idiot.

Sasuke: HEY!

Rachel: Not you! the other idiot!

Sasuke: Oh. Okay.

Sakura: Sasuke-kun! Will you go with me?

Sasuke: *dryly* Sure.

Ino: NO FAIR! I was gonna ask him! *pouts*

Naruto: You can go with me!

Ino: *rolls her eyes* Whatever.

Naruto* YEAH! I got a date! BELIEVE IT!!!

Ino: Naruto?

Naruto: Yeah?

Ino: Shut up

Naruto: Ok, my sweet!

Kisha: what did i say?!?! NO PET NAMES!!!!!

Gaara: Kisha? Will you go to that dance with me?

Kisha: *brightly* SURE!!

Rachel: I think I'm gonna dry-heave.

Chouji: Rach, you can go with me.

Rachel: NO WAY!!! NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS!!! I'm going with my sort-of crush, Saginaki!

Saginaki: I accept!

Chouji: oh. Hinata?

Hinata: Sure. *blushes*

Kaiya: Neji! You're going with me.

Neji: *sighs* Whatever.

Kaiya: YAY! *hugs Neji*

Shikamaru: Lorraine?

Lorraine: Yes, I'll go with you! *kisses Shikamaru*

(A/N: You're welcome, Lorraine!)

Kakashi: Back in class!

Everyone else: Fine! 10 more minutes!

Kakashi: NO!

Jessi's cell phone: *rings*

Jessi: Hello?

Itachi: Hey! What's up?

Jessi: ITACHI-KUN!!!

Itachi: Yea. Listen, the guards are gonna let me come down for the dance, wanna go?

Jessi: DUH!

Itachi: Ok. I'll pick you up at 6:30, love you

Jessi: Love ya too. *snaps phone shut, blushing*

Lorraine: Itachi?

Jessi: *nods*

Sasuke: So, my dear brother is coming? *evil smirk*

Jessi: Yes, and if you try to kill him, i'll cut your nuts off. Got it?

Sasuke: *nods solemly*

Jessi: Good.

Kakashi: NOW PEOPLE! IN CLASS!

While everyone goes back to class, Rachel and Saginaki sneak out of the academy and go to the ramen shop...

Rachel: Are you sure we won't get caught?

Saginaki: Yeah. I do this all the time.

Rachel: *looks down* Ok, then.

Saginaki: *tilts Rachel's head up and kisses her*

Naruto: *walks into shop and sees Rachel with Saginaki*
What are you doing here, Rachel?

Rachel: Naruto!?!?

Naruto: I guess I wasn't good enough. *runs out of Ramen shop*

Rachel: *yells* NARUTO! WAIT! *runs after him*

Janessa: *walks in* Hey saginaki!

Saginaki: hey.

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Rachel: *catches up to Naruto, out of breath* Naruto!

Naruto: What?!? Why don't you go back to *mocks* saginaki?

Rachel: Because, maybe I wanna stay out here...*takes a step closer*...

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