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Audience: Far and Wide Idol!!
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Kakashi: Okay! Here is the lovely Kiaya singing ‘ Unfaithful’
Kiaya: Story of my life
Searching for the right
But it keeps avoiding me
Sorrow in my soul
Cause it seems that wrong
Really loves my company
He's more than a man
And this is more than love
The reason that the sky is blue
But clouds are rolling in
Because I'm gone again
And to him I just can't be true
And I know that he knows I'm unfaithful
And it kills him inside
To know that I am happy with some other guy
I can see him dying
I don't wanna do this anymore
I don't wanna be the reason why
Everytime I walk out the door
I see him die a little more inside
I don't wanna hurt him anymore
I don't wanna take away his life
I don't wanna be...
A murderer
I feel it in the air
As I'm doing my hair
Preparing for another date
A kiss up on my cheek
He's here reluctantly
As if I'm gonna be out late
I say I won't be long
Just hanging with the girls
A lie I didn't have to tell
Because we both know
Where I'm about to go
And we know it very well
Cause I know that he knows I'm unfaithful
And it kills him inside
To know that I am happy with some other guy
I can see him dying
I don't wanna do this anymore
I don't wanna be the reason why
Everytime I walk out the door
I see him die a little more inside
I don't wanna hurt him anymore
I don't wanna take away his life
I don't wanna be...
A murderer
Our Love, his trust
I might as well take a gun and put it to his head
Get it over with
I don't wanna do this
Anymore (anymore)
I don't wanna do this anymore
I don't wanna be the reason why
Everytime I walk out the door
I see him die a little more inside
I don't wanna hurt him anymore
I don't wanna take away his life
I don't wanna be...
A murderer (a murderer)
No no no no
Yeah yeah yeah
Kakashi: Whoa! CALL ME!!
Kiaya: Screw you! I know where you live…
Tsunade: Kiaya, 8
Kiba: I, for one, LOVED it! 10!
Gaara: 7 ½
Kakashi: Ok! That’s a solid 10
Kiaya: Thank you! *Calmly walks off stage*
Kakashi: Next is Layla singing ‘Oops! I Did It Again!’
Layla: Mmm yeah…. (Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah)
I think I did it again. I made you believe we’re more then ‘just friends’. Ooh Baby, it might seem like a crush, but it doesn’t mean that I’m serious. ‘Cause to lose all my innocence that is just so typically me, Oh Baby, Baby
Oops! I did it again! I played with your heart, got lost in the game! Oh Baby, Baby. Oops! You think I’m in love that I’m sent from above I’m not that innocent!
You see my problem is clear I’m dreamin’ that way. Wishing that hero’s the truly exit. I cry watching the days can’t cha see I’m fool in so many ways? But to lose all my innocence that is just so typically oh Baby, oh!
Oops! I did it again. I played with your heart, got lost in the game. Oh Baby, Baby. Oops! You think I’m in love that I’m sent from above I’m not that innocent!
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
Oops I did it again to your heart…got lost in this game oh Baby!
Oops you, (oops you) Think that I’m sent from above…I’m not that innocent!
Oops I did it again. I played with your heart got lost in the game Oh Baby, baby. Oops! You think I’m in love that I’m sent from above I’m not that Innocent!
Oops I did it again! I played with your heart got lost in the game Oh Baby, baby! Oops! You think I’m love that I’m sent from above…. I’m not that innocent!
Kakashi: Well….
Tsunade: BRITNEY SPEARS??????? 0
Kiba: Same
Gaara: Britney Spears is officially dead this century…0
Kakashi: Ooh! 0!
Layla: *runs off stage*
Kakashi: Next is Kisha singing ‘Free Yourself’
Kisha: This goes to Gaara:
Baby you don't pay me no mind
You act like you don't love me no more
Maybe you need space or some time
Your attitude is unpredictable and I don't want to make you unhappy
If your not happy then your free to go on cuz I don't want you stayin around if I make you so
Miserable
[Chorus]
If you don't want me then don't talk to me (if you don't want me then don't talk to me)
Go ahead and free yourself (go ahead and free yourself)
If you don't want me then don't talk to me (if you don't want me then don't talk to me)
Go ahead to someone else (go ahead to someone else)
If you don't want me then don't talk to me (if you don't want me then don't talk to me)
Go ahead and free yourself (go ahead and free yourself)
If you don't want me then don't talk to me (if you don't want me then don't talk to me)
Go ahead to someone else (go ahead to someone else)
[Bridge]
Time again and again I tried I tried (baby don't you know I tried) but the love I had inside has
Died has died (but the love I had inside)
Wont you be a man if it's over and just admit that things aint the same instead of making me
Think its all good
Between us which ones the blame
I took a lot of too much to handle until I can't take this game no more this love thing is full
Of scandal so you welcome to walk
[Chorus]
[Bridge]
I had to take it there I had to take it there because I'm tired oh yeah
[Chorus]
You play games if you don't want me don't talk to me
Hey go ahead and free yourself
Baby if you don't want me don't talk to me I'll be alright go ahead to someone else
Yeah yeah.....
Kakashi: Are ya sure that was directed to Gaara? *perverted grin*
Kisha: *throws kunai at Kakashi* Shut it, Sensei!
Tsunade: 10
Kiba: LOVED IT!!! 10
Gaara: How could you? You know I love you! 2 *pouts*
Kisha: *walks off the stage*
Kakashi: Next week on—
Audience: FAR AND WIDE IDOL!!!!
C3. Second Round!
Kakashi: Welcome back! You’ve had all week to vote so, here’s the final ‘vote’ I guess…. The contestant(s) that has been voted off is: Tenten! Sorry! Good luck next time! Layla also.
Tenten: EVIL PEOPLE!!!!
Layla: YOUTH WILL KILL YOU!
Kakashi: The following contestants have passed to the second round!: Ino, Sasuke, Rachel, Kiaya, Kisha, Chloe, and Sakura! Here is Rachel singing ‘Backflip’
Rachel: Don’t tell me you’re tired out after you’ve been runnin’ round. The time you spend with me you shouldn’t be coming down.
Don’t give me no attitude, tell me what you will, and will not do. Baby we need compromise if we’re gonna make it through
Push yourself a little more boy, for me you gotta try a little harder. I’m doin’ this for the love of you. Jump, make, you’re always gonna be there. No matter what you’re al-ways gonna be there, here’s what you gotta do…
I wanna see a backflip, got real don’t be cuttin’ corners on me, gotta give me all that you’ve got, I need to see it to believe it…
I wanna see a backflip for real, show me that ya been there, do feel gotta give me all that you’ve got I need to see it to believe it….
Don’t bring me no baggage cuz I’ve got plenty of my own, bring me all your good stuff, baby leave the rest home, You’ve got to realize that free, wanna hear what all that you believe, but if it isn’t bout bein’ faithful that it aint impressin’ me (Oh, a-woah)
Push yourself a little more boy for me you gotta try a little harder. I’m doin’ this for the love of you, Jump, make you’re always gonna be there no matter what you’re always gonna be there, here’s what you gotta do…
I wanna see a backflip, got real don’t be cuttin’ corners on me gotta give me all that you’ve got. I need to see it to believe it…
I wanna see a backflip, for real, show me that ya been there do feel, everything ya say that that you do, I need to see it to believe it…
(Jump, back, means,) (To be with you, is sumthin’ I won’t do)
I wanna see ya backflip, for real, show me that ya been there, do feel, everything ya say that you do, I need to see it to believe it…
I wanna see ya…
I wanna see you backflip…(yeah, yeah)
Kakashi: Wow…never knew ya had it in you! Okay, that’s a lie.
Tsunade: 8
Kiba: 10
Gaara: 9
Kakashi: That’s a 10!
Rachel: *waves to crowd and walks off stage*
Kakashi: Here’s Kiaya and Kisha singing ‘Rush’
Kiaya: Into your head, into your mind, out of your soul race through your veins. You can’t escape, you can’t escape.
Into your life, into your dreams out of the dark sold out again, you can’t explain, you can’t explain
Kisha and Kiaya: Can ya feel it? Can ya feel it? Rushin’ through your hair, rushin’ through your hair. Can ya feel it? Can ya feel it?….
Both: Don’t let nobody tell you your life is over, be every color that you are, into the rush now you don’t have to know how, know it all before you try
Kisha: pulling you in, spinning you round, lifting your feet right off the ground, you can’t believe it’s happening now…
Both: Can ya feel it? Can ya feel it? Rushin’ through your hair, rushin’ through your hair. Can ya feel it? Can you feel it?
Both: Don’t let nobody tell you, your life is over, be every color that you are. Into the rush now you don’t have to now how, know it all before you try…
Kiaya: ahhhh. Ahhhh. Ahhh. Ahhh. Ahh.
Kisha: It takes you to another place. Imagine everything you can. All the colors start to blend. Your system overloads again…..
Both: Can ya feel it? Can ya feel it? Rushin’ through your hair, rushin’ through your hair. Can ya feel it? Can you feel it?
Both: Don’t let nobody tell you, your life is over, be every color that you are. Into the rush now you don’t have to now how, know it all before you try. Don’t let nobody tell you..(Kisha: yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Kiaya: Don’t let nobody tell you…(yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Kisha: Don’t let………………
Kakashi: Wow….Nice harmony
Tsunade: Like Hatake said, Good harmony. 10
Kiba: Same
Gaara: If I could give you 100 I would! 10
Kakashi: A perfect ten!
Kiaya: Thank you! *waves, walks off stage*
Kisha: *grunts and runs off stage*
Kakashi: Okay…Here are the lovely Ino and Sakura singing ‘The Boy Is Mine’
Ino: This is for—
Sakura: Sasuke!
Ino: Excuse me can I please talk to you for a minute?
Sakura: Uh uh, sure you know, you look kinda familiar
Ino: Yeah, you do too but umm I just wanted to know do you know somebody named… you know his name.
Sakura: Oh yeah definitely I know his name
Ino: I just wanted to let you know that he's mine
Sakura: Uh no no, he's mine
Both: You need to give it up Had about enough It's not hard to see The boy is mine I'm sorry that you Seem to be confused He belongs to me The boy is mine
Ino: I think it's time we got this straight Let's sit and talk face to face There is no way you could mistake Him for your man, are you insane?
Sakura: You see I know that you may be Just a bit jealous of me But you're blind if you can't see That his love is all in me
Ino: You see I tried to hesitate I didn't wanna say what he told me He said without me, he couldn't make it through the day, ain't that a shame
Sakura: Well, maybe you misunderstood Cuz I can't see how he could Wanna change something that's so good All my love was all he took
REPEAT CHORUS
Sakura: Must you do the things you do Keep on acting like a fool You need to know it's me not you And if you didn't know it, girl it's true
Ino: I think that you should realize And try to understand why He is a part of my life I know it's killin' you inside
Sakura: You can say what you wanna say what we have you can't take from the truth, you can't escape I can tell the real from the fake
Ino: When will you get the picture? You're the past, I'm the future Get away, it's my time to shine If you didn't know, the boy is mine
REPEAT CHORUS (2x)
Both: You can't destroy this love I found Your silly games I won't allow the boy is mine without a doubt You might as well throw in the towel What makes you think that he wants you? When I'm the one that brought him to This special place is in my heart he was my love right from the start
REPEAT CHORUS (2x)
Sakura: The boy is mine not yours…
Ino: But mine…
Sakura: Not yours…
Ino: But mine…
Sakura: Not yours…
Ino: But mine I'm sorry that you Seem to be confused He belongs to me The boy is mine….
Kakashi: Oh shit!
Tsunade: Ino, finally a good song! 10
Kiba: Take your tops off! 10
Gaara: OMIGOD!! IT’S A CATFIGHT!!! 8
Kakashi: Someone get Sasuke in here! The overall score is 10!
Sasuke: Sakura! Ino! Stop! *hugs Sakura*
Sakura: See? He’s mine!
Sasuke: *hugs Ino*
Ino: Really? Looks, like he’s mine, Satellite dish!
Sasuke: I like both of you!
Rachel: Sasuke! What are you doing with my sister and my best friend?
Kakashi: :O….Rach! Can’t believe you’d do this to me!
Rachel: Shut it Kakashi! I’m with Naruto!
Teni: Whatever!
Rachel: You’re not even in this story, backstabbing #@$%&! *tackles Teni and has a catfight with her*
Kakashi: Next up is Chloe singing ‘Tainted Love/Where did our love go?’
Chloe: Sometimes I feel I’ve go to…Run away, I’ve to…get away from the pain you’ve drove into the heart of me…
The loooove we shared seems to gooooooo nowhere and I lost my love for I toss ‘n’ turn I can’t sleep at night
Once I run to you…(Oh yeah)
Now I run from you…This tainted love you’ve given, give you all a girl could give you…Take my tears and that’s not make me…Ohhhh
Tainted love, Tain-ted love
Now I know I’ve got to…run away I’ve got to…get away you don’t really want anymore of me to make things right, for me to want to hold ya tight and you think love is to play…but I’m sorry! I don’t play that way!
Once I run to you…(Oh yeah)
Now I run from you… This tainted love you’ve given, give you all a girl could give you…Take my tears and that’s not make me…Ohhhh!
Tainted love, Tain-ted love. Don’t touch me please I cannot stand the way you tease I love you though you hurt me so but I’m goin’ to back my things and go! (ooh ooh ooh)
Tainted love, tainted love Tainted Looovve!!!
Baby, baby, baby don’t leave me. Oh, please don’t leave me, all by myself. I’ve got this burnin’ yearnin yearnin feelin inside me…Ooh, deep inside me, and it hurts soo bad…You came unto my heart…certainly…with a burning love that stings like a bee and now that I surrender so up the sea…you now what to leave, oh you wanna leave me. Ooh baby, baby where did our love go?
Kakashi: Whoa! That’s some vocals you got there, Chloe.
Chloe: *blushes* T-thanks K-kakashi
Tsunade: Well, 10
Kiba: Call me! 10
Gaara: I hated it but you sounded good so….9
Audience: *claps appreciatively*
Kakashi: Solid 10…Good Job!!
Chloe: *runs off stage blushing*
Kakashi: Next is Sasuke singing ‘Cry Me A River’
Sasuke: You were my sun…you were my earth but you didn’t know all the way I loved you, no…
So you took a chance, made other plans. But I betcha didn’t think that they would come crashing down…no.
You don’t have to say what you did, I already know, I found out from (high note) Him. Now there’s just no chance of you and me, we’ll never be, Don’t it make ya sad about it?
You told me you loved me why did you leave me all alone? You tell me need me when you call me on the phone. Girl I refuse, you must have me confused with some other guy…The bridges will burn now as she turns to cry
Cry me a river, Cry me a river, Cry me a river, Cry me a river. (yeah, yeah)
You know that they that some things are better left unsaid, But don’t act own me and talk to him and you know it. (Don’t act like you don’t know it!) All these things people told me keep messin’ with my head (messin’ with my head) You should’ve picked honesty then you may not have flaunted.
that they say that some things are better left unsaid…but acting like you don’t talk to him and you know it (Don’t act like you don’t know it!)
All of these things people tell me keep messin’ with my head (messin’ with my head) You should’ve picked honesty then you may not of flaunted.
You don’t have to say what you did, I already know, I found out from (high note) Him. Now there’s just no chance of you and me, we’ll never be, Don’t it make ya sad about it?
You told me you loved me why did you leave me all alone? (all alone?) You tell me need me when you call me on the phone (When you call me on the phone). Girl I refuse, you must have me confused with some other guy…The bridges will burn now it’s your turn to cry (your turn to cry)
Cry me a river (go on and just) Cry me a river (Baby go on and just) cry me a river (yeah, yeah)
Oh. (oh!) Oh. The damage is done so I guess I’ll be leavin’
Oh (oh!) oh. The damage is done so I guess I’ll be leavin’
Oh. (oh!) Oh. The damage is done so I guess I’ll be l-l-l-l-leavin’
You don’t have to say what you did, I already know, I found out from (high note) Him. Now there’s just no chance of you and me, we’ll never be, Don’t it make ya sad about it?
You told me you loved me why did you leave me all alone? (all alone?) You tell me need me when you call me on the phone (When you call me on the phone). Girl I refuse, you must have me confused with some other guy…The bridges will burn now it’s your turn to cry (your turn to cry)
Cry me a river (go on and just) Cry me a river (Baby go on and just) cry me a river (yeah, yeah)
Don’t wanna cry no more yeah, yeah
Don’t make me cry, don’t wanna cry no more yeah, yeah
Cry me a river cry me a river oh cry me a river (cry me, cry me) oh cry me a river (cry me, cry me)
Kakashi: ok….awkward…
Tsunade: This type of music isn’t suited for people like you so 4
Kiba: Same. 4
Tsunade: Stop saying ‘same’!
Kiba: fine, ms. Hokage!
Gaara: 3
Kakashi: That would be a 3. Sorry young Uchiha
Sasuke: You all suck!
Kakashi: Ok! Next week on—
Audience: FAR AND WIDE IDOL!!!
*cue ‘Free Yourself’*
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