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Far and Wide Idol by Chloe_Hyuga_Uzamaki

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Chapter notes: I don't own Naruto. Only Chloe. I also don't own any of the songs that are used in this fic. Or American Idol. Appearing in this fic is: Layla, Rachel, Kisha, and Kiaya. Less just say you know me
Kakashi: Welcome! I'm Kakashi Hatake and this is Far and Wide idol! We will be hearing tons of talent right after these messages!
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Naruto: This cream sucks! Don't fall for it!!!!!

Commerical spokesperson: Uh.......I think that's a wrap!
Back to Far and Wide Idol-------------------------------------

Kakashi: Okay! Our judges are the Hokage herself, Tsunade Godaime!

Tsunade: Shut up!

Kakashi: Kiba, and the sandmaster himself: Gaara!

Kiba&Gaara: Just start this thing already!

Kakashi: First up is Sakura Haruno singing 'Too Little Too Late'!

Sakura: This is dedicated to Sasuke Uchiha:
Ooh no

Come with me, stay the night
You say the words but boy it don't feel right
What do you expect me to say (You know it's just too little too late)
You take my hand, and you say you've changed
But boy you know your beggin don't fool me
Because to you it's just a game

So let me on down
Cause time has made me strong
I'm starting to move on
I'm gonna say this now
Your chance has come and gone
And you know

It's just too little too late
A little too wrong
And I can't wait
Boy you know all the right things to say (You know it's just too little too late)
You say you dream of my face
But you don't like me
You just like the chase
To be real, it doesn't matter anyway (You know it's just too little too late)

I was young and in love
I gave you everything but it wasn't enough
And now you wanna communicate
Go find someone else
In lettin you go, I'm lovin myself
You gotta problem
But don't come askin me for help
Cause ya know

It's just too little too late
A little too wrong
And I can't wait
Boy you know all the right things to say (You know it's just too little too late)
You say you dream of my face
But you don't like me
You just like the chase
To be real, it doesn't matter anyway (You know it's just too little too late)

I can love with all of my heart baby
I know I have so much to give (I have so much to give)
With a player like you, I don't have a prayer
That's the way to live, yeah oh

It's just too little, too late
Yeah

It's just too little too late
A little too wrong
And I can't wait
Boy you know all the right things to say (You know it's just too little too late)
You say you dream of my face
But you don't like me
You just like the chase
To be real, it doesn't matter anyway (You know it's just too little too late)

Kakashi: Whoa!.....

Tsunade: Lovely Sakura, 9.3

Kiba: *howls* 5.2

Gaara: That sucked! 1.0

Kakashi: Well, the overall score would be, 9.3!

Sakura: *bows and runs off the stage*

Kakashi: Next up is Tenten singing 'Hey Mickey'

Tenten: Oh Mickey You're so fine,
Youre so fine you blow my mind.
Hey Mickey (Huff Huff)
Hey Mickey (Huff Huff)
Oh Mickey Youre so Fine,
Youre so Fine You Blow My Mind
Hey Mickey (Huff Huff)
Hey Mickey

Verse 1
Hey Mickey
Youve been around all night
and thats a little long,
You think you've got the right,
But I think you've got it wrong.
Why can't you say goodnight
So you can take me home Mickey,

Cause when You say you will
It always means you won't
Youre givin me the chills
baby, please baby don't
Every night you still leave me alone
Mickey.

Oh Mickey what a pity you dont understand
You take me by the heart
You take me by the hand
Oh Mickey Youre so pretty
Cant you understand?
Its guys like you Mickey
Oh what you do Mickey
Do Mickey
Dont break my heart Mickey.


Now When you take me by the hooves
Everyone's gonna know
Everytime you move
I let a little More show
There's Something we can use
So dont say no Mickey!


So Come on and give it to me
Anyway you can
Anyway you want to do it
Ill treat you like a man
Oh Please, Baby Please
Dont leave me in a jam Mickey!

Chorus

Chant

Chorus
(x 3)

Kakashi: Was that directed to anyone?

Tenten: *blushing* Shut up ebfore I make you shut up *death glare*

Kakashi: Ok! To the judges!

Tsunade: Wonderful......6

Kiba: 8

Gaara: 5.5

Kakashi: Overall score: 8.5!

Tenten: *runs off stage*

Kakashi: Next is Chloe singing 'Jesus Take the Wheel'

Chloe: She was driving last Friday on her way to Cincinnati
On a snow white Christmas Eve
Going home to see her Mama and her Daddy with the baby in the backseat
Fifty miles to go and she was running low on faith and gasoline
It'd been a long hard year
She had a lot on her mind and she didn't pay attention
she was going way too fast
Before she knew it she was spinning on a thin black sheet of glass
She saw both their lives flash before her eyes
She didn't even have time to cry
She was sooo scared
She threw her hands up in the air

Jesus take the wheel
Take it from my hands
Cause I can't do this on my own
I'm letting go
So give me one more chance
To save me from this road I'm on
Jesus take the wheel

It was still getting colder when she made it to the shoulder
And the car came to a stop
She cried when she saw that baby in the backseat sleeping like a rock
And for the first time in a long time
She bowed her head to pray
She said I'm sorry for the way
I've been living my life
I know I've got to change
So from now on tonight

Jesus take the wheel
Take it from my hands
Cause I can't do this on my own
I'm letting go
So give me one more chance
To save me from this road I'm on

Oh, Jesus take the wheel
Oh, I'm letting go
So give me one more chance
Save me from this road I'm on
From this road I'm on
Jesus take the wheel
Oh, take it, take it from me
Oh, why, oh

Kakashi: *is silent for the first time in his life*. . . .

Audience: *applause wildly*

Tsunade: 10!

Kiba: *is crying* 9

Gaara: That was....beautiful! 10!

Kakashi: Wow! a perfect 10! Congradulations!

Chloe: *is blushing* *runs off the stage*

Kakashi: Ok...next is Ino singing 'Buttons' featuring Sasuke Uchiha!

Sasuke: What it do babyboo
Yeah, little mama you lookin' good
I see you wanna play with a player from the hood
Come holla at me, you got it like that
Me, Uchiha, with the lead Pussycat
I show you how it go down, yeah, I wanna go down
Me and you, one on one, treat you like a shorty
You look at me and I look at you
I'm reachin' for your shirt what you want me to do

Ino: I'm telling you to loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep frontin' (Uh)
Saying what you gon' do to me (Uh Huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)

I''m telling you to loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep frontin' (Uh)
Saying what you gon' do to me (Uh huh)

[Verse 1]
Typical
Hardly the type I fall for
I like when the physical
Don't leave me asking for more
I'm a sexy mama (Mama)
Who knows just how to get what I wanna (Wanna)
What I want to do is spring this on ya (On ya)
Back up all of the things that I told ya (Told ya, told ya, told ya)

You been sayin' all the right things all night long
But I can't seem to get you over here to help take this off
Baby, can't you see? (See)
How these clothes are fittin' on me? (Me)
And the heat coming from this beat (Beat)
I'm about to blow
I don't think you know

[Chorus]
I'm tellin' you to loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep frontin' (Uh)
Saying what you gon' do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)

I'm telling you to loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep frontin' (Uh)
Saying what you gon' do to me(Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh huh)

[Verse 2]
You say you're a big boy
But I can't agree
'Cause the love you said you had
Ain't been put on me
I wonder (Wonder)
If I'm just too much for you
Wonder (Wonder)
If my kiss don't make you just
Wonder (Wonder)
What I got next for you
What you want to do? (Do)

Take a chance to recognize that this could be yours
I can see, just like most guys, that your game don't please
Baby, can't you see? (See)
How these clothes are fittin' on me? (Me)
And the heat coming from this beat (Beat)
I'm about to blow
I don't think you know

[Chorus]
I'm tellin' you to loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep frontin' (Uh)
Saying what you gon' do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)

I'm tellin' you to loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep frontin' (Uh)
Saying what you gon' do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)

Sasuke:
Now you can get what you want
But I need what I need
And let me tell you what's crackalackin' before I proceed
Ima show you where to put it at
PCD told me, yeah, I thought I saw a Pussycat
Now roll with the big dog
All six of y'all on me, now tell me how it feel babydoll
Ashley, Nicole, Ino, Jessica, Kimberly, Melody
You feelin' me?

Ino: I'm tellin' you to loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep frontin' (Uh)
Saying what you gon' do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)

I'm tellin' you to loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep frontin' (Uh)
Saying what you gon' do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)

Kakashi: Interesting choice of song, Ino and Sasuke....

Tsunade: Too provacitive. 2

Kiba: 1

Gaara: 0

Kakashi: *winces* Ooh. Thats a solid 2.0

Ino: *runs off stage crying*

Sasuke: YOU SUCK! *walks off stage*

Kakashi: Next up is Rachel singing 'My Immortal'

Rachel: I'm so tired of being here
Suppressed by all my childish fears
And if you have to leave
I wish that you would just leave
'Cause your presence still lingers here
And it won't leave me alone

These wounds won't seem to heal
This pain is just too real
There's just too much that time cannot erase

[Chorus:]
When you cried I'd wipe away all of your tears
When you'd scream I'd fight away all of your fears
And I held your hand through all of these years
But you still have
All of me

You used to captivate me
By your resonating light
Now I'm bound by the life you left behind
Your face it haunts
My once pleasant dreams
Your voice it chased away
All the sanity in me

These wounds won't seem to heal
This pain is just too real
There's just too much that time cannot erase

[Chorus]

I've tried so hard to tell myself that you're gone
But though you're still with me
I've been alone all along

Kakashi: Morbid...

Tsunade: This song reflects your attitude towards anything. 7

Kiba: Call me! 10

Gaara: 10

Kakashi: Solid 10

Rach: *smiles shyly and walks off the stage*

Kakashi: Wow! That's all we have for today! Tune in tomorrow!


[Chorus]
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