(Theme-song plays.) *Comanche by Cake*
Hunter walks out. He has a ridiculous looking laptop strap on his back.
Hunter: Welcome, everyone, to Bloopers Galore, the only show approved by the Squeez Cheez makers!
He gets a chicken wing thrown at him from off stage.
Fred walks out, hungover-ish, and holding a bucket of KFU.
Hunter: Uh, Fred--
Princess Chunk (Look It Up!) pounces on to the stage, suffocating the host.
Fred, as Hunter is being suffocated: I’ll call the ambulance/animal control, while you either watch these clips, or watch Willard Scott dance!
Willard Scott comes onstage and krumps.
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In an apartment, Hanabi, Hinata, and, forcedly, Neji.
Hanabi and Hinata are eating Popsicles
Neji: Why am I here again?
He turns his head to Hanabi.
She gives him a blank, innocent, stare. She quietly slurps her Popsicle.
Neji growls and turns to Hinata, who is on the other side of the room.
Neji: Why are me and your sister here?
Hinata stares for a second before throwing her Popsicle at Hanabi.
Hinata: Ice-Cream Fight!
Neji looks pretty angry. He screams, an ice-pop hitting him in the back of the head. He throws a chair at Hanabi.
She ducks as Hinata jumps on his back and covers his head in a vat of ice-cream.
Neji: That’s it!
He gets in an gentle fist stance as the camera shorts out.
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Shino and Kiba are standing in a clearing. They look around, and smile at each other, seeing no one is around. They sing a duet of Bohemian Like You.
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Sauske reading Naruto Fanfics.
Sauske: We didn’t do that!
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A Voice: That concludes today’s broadcasting day. Get off your fannie and play outside already.
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