(salute) Welcome! I'm Hunter and I have stolen a number of cameras from ANBU HQ and set them up all over Konoha.
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First, let's check up on ANBU HQ.
(ANBU looking everywhere for something)
ANBU: Oh man hes gonna be really angry when he finds out we lost the cameras.
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Lee:Ino have you got my equipment
Ino:yep
Neji:okay lets fight
Lee:Drunken Fist Style Taijutsu!*takes beer and drugs from Ino,punches Ino and Neji*
Chouji comes out of nowhere and turns into a meat tank and rolls over Neji.
Ino:*big head effect*WHERE THE HELL DID YOU COME FROM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Neji:X_x............................................must............................kill.............................chouji............................................later
Chouji:I'm hungry
Everyone:NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chouji:*devours them all*
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Well be right back after this break
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Next time on Kohana(or what ever it's called)'s got talent:
*Kankuro doing puppet show*
*Sauske doing knife throw with Iruka*
*TenTen hiting target with 10000 kunai a second*
*Lee showing off teeth and shouting:YOUTH!!!!*
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Story notes: It will never be complete. There will be new chapters till the day I cant think of any thing and you run out of suggestions for me.
Chapter notes: ********Lee:Lotus Jutsu!!!!*********
I..just...got....killed....by....Lee
Sorry it's a little short it's my first fic.
DISCAIMER:Idon't own Naruto and hinotama mind if i use your chouji humor