Fred: Welcome! Those dumb, poopy-head ANBU stole our cameras, so now we need to doctor, I mean, provide some extra clips. We also have live entertainment. Including:
-Commercials!
…and that’s pretty much it.
Live Audience: O.o O.O o.o O.o O.O o.o
Hunter: … eyes…too…scary! *starts twitching randomly*
Fred: LOOK WHAT YOU PEOPLE DID! Hunter is allergic to scary eyes!
*Hunter starts to bloat*
*PLEASE STAND BY**TECHINICAL DIFFICULTIES*
*Doctors rolling Hunter in an ambulance*
Fred: OK, if some of you remember, you remember this! What time is it?
LA: Tool, we mean, flash-back time!
*fade-out*
(Hunter trying to impress John Lennon, playing his guitar badly and forgetting all the lyrics to Strawberry Fields Forever)
Hunter: No one I think is in the sky, ‘cause
STRAWBERRY FIELDS WITH DIAMONDS!!!
*fade in*
Fred: Well, today we will have an…… ENCORE!!
*LA runs away; Hunter is heard crying in hospital*
Fred: DON’T WORRY I’LL GET THOSE INSENSITIVE PEOPLES!
*3 tedious hours of work later; the audience is back, and injured in some way*
Fred: OK, time for some of those exciting commercials we promised!
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Presenting: Naruto’s 2 SECOND RAMEN!!
Naruto: Yes, my 2 second ramen is so delicious, I have it all the time!
*puts big bowl of ramen in the microwave*
*2 seconds later*
*Naruto pulls out bowl; it still looks like a chunk of dry noodles in water*
*Naruto takes a chainsaw out*
Naruto: Now for the fun part!
*turns on the chainsaw and cuts the ramen*
*takes a big bite*
Naruto: *muffled* Delicious!
*Smiles with lots of dry ramen in mouth; his eyes start to water*
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Fred: Well, Hunter is still in the hospital so we can’t have that encore.
LA: Yay!
Fred: If time wasn’t out I’d--
*cuts out*
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Chapter notes: I don't own Naruto or Home Improvement, and everything I didn't own in the last chapter.
Chapter end notes: We seiriously need those suggestions. Plese. I'll stare. O.O