Welcome back! I’m Fred and Hunter is tied up right now. (Image of Hunter bound and gagged in the basement).I said not to show that! Well anyway, we have a special guest today. (Man walks in.) (A muffled scream is heard from the basement followed by something that sounded like “I thought John Lennon was dead! I love the Beatles! Let me out! Lucy in the Sky With Diamond rocks!”) (Fred and John look at the trapdoor to the basement.) Must be the pipes.
Fred: So ,John, big fan, but I believe you need food and shelter, in addition to love.
John: Well, post-India.
Fred: Ohhhhhhhh…. So, big Naruto fan?
John: No, not really, but Ringo has stage-fright.
Fred:….. You’re in a band…
John: Yes.
Fred: and so is Ringo…
John: Yes.
Fred: And he has stage fright.
John: Yes.
Fred: O.o… Well, anyway, I’ve spent enough time wasting bandwidth, so let’s get to the clips!
(Hunter bursts out of trapdoor.) “I’ve spent all my life wanting to meet the Beatles! I’m gonna--!” (Suddenly cuts to clips)
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Recorded voice: Fred expected Hunter to get out, so the following dialect was recorded.
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First, lets check in on the ANBU Headquarters, where we got our cameras
(Static)
Okaaaay, lets try everything else…
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(White with a red streak, then static)
Hold on, hold on, play that back in slo-mo.
(An ANBU mask and a needle, a wire is cut and static)
Darn, the ANBU stole the cameras that we stole from them! Well we have no cameras. The more you want a chapter the more suggestions you should send in on where to find new cameras.
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(Fred in a full-body cast and Hunter trying to impress John Lennon, playing his guitar badly and forgetting all the lyrics to Strawberry Fields Forever)
Fred, through one of those things Steven Hawking uses: Well we hope you will enjoy next weeks show (wink, Sgt. Pepper, wink).
Hunter: No one I think is in the sky, ‘cause
STRAWBERRY FIELDS WITH DIAMONDS!!!
(fade away)
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Chapter notes: I don't own the Beatles, Strawberry Fields Forever, Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds, or Naruto
Chapter end notes: Really, send in suggestions!