Gaara- *reading his mail* Hmmm...? What's this?

"Dear Gaara,
You are wanted for a reality show starting today."

Gaara- Today....Don't I have something else to do today? Oh yeah! Today's when I'm wanted in court for torching that orphanage....

~*Flashback 2 days earlier*~

Gaara- *watching orphanage go up in flames* BURN ORPHANS BURN!!!!!!

~*End flashback*~

Gaara- awww man that was awsome. Oh well, now to burn the court house.



~*~

Naomi- Welcome to the show. I'm the producer, and I'll be periodically making your lives hell. Any questions?

Tenten- Why were we of all people chosen for this?

Naomi- For starters, you all passed the drug tests. Also you looked fine when we illegally accessed your drug records.

Kabuto- uhhhh...

Naomi- You all have a personality disorder and each of you is adicted to at least three kinds of illegal drugs. Your losers are reality show gold!

~*~

Gaara- so, I guess were roommates now. Cheep network not giving us our own rooms. Im Gaara. And you are...?

Haku- *pulls out senbon* I am Haku! Many ninjas have fallen victim to my weapons of fury! I am Zabuza's personal assasin tool!

Gaara- And the sea-foam green nail polish...?

Haku- I can't get it off!

Gaara- Who the hell are you!? The Grim Repaers homosexual cousin?!

~*~

Sasuke- I can't believe I'm doing this stupid show. So how did you get suckered into this?

Naruto- I don't remeber why I'm here. Actually, I don't seem to remember much of anything.

Sasuke- You lost your memory? So are you some dark and mysterious here who has to overcome a great evil to find hid destiny and past memories?

Naruto- I lost my memories?! Aweosme! Now I can be all angsty and mysterious and crap!


~*~
Kabuto- Hey, I'm Kabuto. Why am I the only one without a roommate?

Naomi- That would be because of Temari

Kabuto- I know I'm going to regret this, but who is Temari?

Temari- *randomly tries to chop off Naomi's arm*

Naomi- *dodges* This would be Temari right here. She has extreme ADD and insomnia. She never stops running around...EVER.

Kabuto- DID SHE JUST TRY TO CUT OFF YOUR ARM?!

Naomi- Yeah, you might want to watch out for that.


~*~
Tenten- Wow! This is so exciting! I'm Tenten! I'm sure we'll become great friends and go on fun adventures and junk like that!

Sakura- *watching TV*

Tenten- I've never seen a TV like this before! It's shaped like a crystal ball and has TiVo! So what type of TV do you like to watch?

Sakura- OMG! i l1k3 Itachi LMAO joo t0t@ly pWned Kisame!

Tenten- What the hell? hey, does anyone have an fan-girl to English dictionary I can use?

Sakura- Akatsuki i$ l33t! LOL LOL!!!